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3 Reasons Not to Believe Marvel's War on Fox

Posted by Saliv - Thursday, June 5, 2014

So there's been a lot of buzz in the past few days about Marvel Comics canceling their Fantastic Four line of comics and not allowing any toys to be made for X-Men: Days of Future Past in order to win back the X-Men from Fox. There has even been talk of Marvel negotiating with Sony, due to the lukewarm reception of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, about Peter Parker swinging his way into Avengers 3. Whether this makes Marvel sound like a jealous ex-boyfriend or not, the idea of Spider-Man FINALLY joining the Avengers and maybe even a future Iron Man vs. Wolverine scenario that Hugh Jackman himself wants to see should make even the sweatiest Fanboy jump up and down and cheer from the rooftops, am I right?

Wolverine and Spider-Man to appear in Avengers 3
You bet your ass I'm right, bub.

Well, not so fast. Who among the gods of the industry dropped this news bombshell on the world? Rob Liefeld. Yeah, I'm going to guess some people don't know who this guy is, but the short answer is, in the comics world, he's a bit of a dick, so let's first just understand that he's the source of this rumor. Is he a man on the inside? Yeah, kind of. I mean, I don't believe he has much association with Marvel itself anymore, but I wouldn't take his word as gospel.

Also, let's just take a step back for a second and look at some numbers. The last time I checked on Box Office Mojo (current as of June 2nd), The Amazing Spider-Man 2 has made a little over $690 million worldwide. The reviews may have been mixed, but that's not a flop by any measure, even when you take into account that they spent as much on marketing as they did on the movie. This movie made money. X-Men: Days of Future Past comes in at about $510 million worldwide. Let's also remember that both of these films are still in theaters and DOFP is KILLING it. This film has received the most praise of any X-Men film to date and has become the highest-grossing X-Men film ever made. Yet we're supposed to believe that some executives at Marvel were like, "Hm, we need X-Men back, but how? The box office returns are phenomenal! WAIT! I've got it! We won't allow any toy sales! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" This makes no sense, considering three details:

  1. Toy lines are decided well in advance of a movie's release. Between getting the green light to do it, finding a manufacturer to make them, designing each figure, making prototypes, contacting distributors and making agreements with them, setting prices, and knowing how many you'll make, production isn't something you do on the fly. Do you really think Marvel decided at the last second to try to hurt Fox by not making toys? Nothing is last second.
  2. Toys means kids. Sure, some of us sweatier nerds have action figures still. Shit, I'm 24 years old, and if I see an Iron Man figure I like, you know I'll buy it. Realistically, however, toys means children. Even more importantly, toys means parents taking their children to the movie and then buying said toys. Did you even see the movie? I wouldn't call it a film for little kids. Sure, some parents are cool and would take their kids, but the numbers don't add up. Spider-Man? Huge cash cow for children. Marvel Studios has done a remarkable job making their cinematic universe gritty enough for older audiences but still child-friendly enough that you can take your 8-year-old to see Iron Man 2 or, more importantly, The Avengers. That film made kids excited about films that didn't have much attention otherwise, like Captain America, Thor, and Hulk. I mean, Iron Man was already a success with kids, and the fact that his suits always change? Money in the bank when you have a ton of different Iron Man toys, and kids collecting them all. Does 5-year-old Johnny want to play with Wolverine in '70s clothes? Considering, you know, he's the most popular character in that franchise, he's a no-brainer to make a toy for. There were toys back in the day. I remember the first film or two having toys (I even had a few), but Mommy is going to have to choose which toy she buys her son, the Wolverine from the disco era or the naked Wolverine from when he first goes to the past. I know which one Mommy would buy for herself, but her son? Yeah, a toy line probably wouldn't do too well anyway.
  3. Movies like these do not hinder toy sales. Did you see those numbers? Don't be spoiled by all the billion-dollar talk from the past few years with Avengers, Iron Man 3, etc. Grossing that much money is insanely good. Sony can listen to the criticism about ASM 2 and improve the third film, Sinister Six, Venom, the fourth film, yadda yadda yadda. There's no way that sort of box office return means Sony needs Marvel Studios to help them. They're fine. And Fox? Highest. Grossing. X-Men. Film. Ever. Toys are not going to do a damn thing. Won't even phase them. The Fantastic Four? Look, not as many people buy comics anymore. If a million people bought FF comics, and each one of them (which isn't realistic) went to the film, at what, $10 a ticket on average? That's $10 million. If they brought a friend? $20 million. Even if they brought a friend and went twice, that's $40 million. This new Fantastic Four reboot is coming off of Rise of the Silver Surfer for god's sake, canceling a comic book line means nothing for the film. The film has a history to go to. I don't even think a million people bought FF comics anyway; the last figure I heard was something like less than 50,000. You think continuing that series means anything for Fox's studio? No. 
Do I want to see Spider-Man web-swing into Thanos? Yes. Do I want to see Wolverine take a stab at Cap's shield? Hell yes. Is it going to happen? No. Fox's properties are returning money like it grows on trees, and Sony has such big plans for their Spider-Man universe that even if the next film completely flops, I still don't think Sony would share the character with Marvel Studios, and if they did, do we want a half-assed Spidey? They can't even say Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are mutants and Magneto's kids in Avengers: Age of Ultron. I want to see Spider-Man as he should be done, and right now, Sony is the only studio who could give it to us. The same goes for the X-Men.

Don't believe the rumors, folks. Until something concrete comes out and disproves me 100%, I'm not going to put stock into the stories. Make sure to leave a comment to tell us your opinion on the matter, and thanks for reading! My name is Sam Lascio, and I am a Fanboy!

Week in Geek, June 4th, 2014

Posted by Jeff Penner

Want to know what happened the past few days in nerd culture? WEEK IN GEEK is your quick fix to catch up with the rest of the Fanboys out there.

Nerdy current events in geek culture for this week

MOVIES

Josh Brolin is Thanos.

My take: When it comes to talent, Marvel is sure attracting stars that raise eyebrows. It's rare to see a movie casting announcement that makes so much sense, so often. Marvel has an amazing eye for talent and seems to take a lot into consideration when casting its roles! Another case in point: Jared Leto is rumored for Dr. Strange. Think about it.

Marvel's War with Fox!

My take: On the one hand, it's a little bit of bullying on Marvel's part. On the other hand, I really want all their properties aligned under their own cinematic universe. Marvel is essentially forcing their licensing hand, and Fox can only make money of the movies themselves and lose out on toy promotions. Can this actually force a never-before-seen deal between two gigantic film companies? Let's hope so. Rob Liefeld's prediction is Sony will take notice and allow Spidey back to Marvel with a cut of profits. This would be all Marvel could hope for, realistically, and let's all hope it happens. Imagine a Marvel crossover film with a half-billion-dollar budget where they know they can make three billion off it? That would be one hell of a movie!

Ant-Man Can't Catch a Break!

My take: No matter what happens with this movie, it's officially tainted to Fanboys and girls. The general public may not follow all the politics that we do, so the film will likely do well no matter what. However, focus on Marvel's first potential flop has shifted quickly from Guardians of the Galaxy to Ant-Man. Too bad, Edgar Wright's vision as a standalone movie may have been amazing.

The Twilight of Indiana Jones?

My take: Robert Pattinson as Indiana Jones? I'll admit I think the actor himself is super nice and unfortunately type-cast now, but this doesn't jive with me. Indy is instantly lovable and finding a replacement is going to be next to impossible. However, at least we dodged the Shia bullet.

Star Wars: Episode VII Photos

My take: Half of me wants to know nothing and the other half of me seems to be in control of my eyes and mouse-clicking hand, so bring it on! It would be hard to avoid any spoilers for this film. I may be able to turn my eyes to plot details, but images and footage? I will not be able to resist.

TELEVISION

Sherlock Series 3 on Netflix!

My take: Well, that was sudden! No sooner did I hear the news than this series was the first thing on screen when I next logged in to Netflix. I have seen episode 1 so far and am curious where the new sense of humor came from? Anyway, if you haven't checked out Sherlock yet, get on it. You have 13.5 hours to watch!

Constantine Set for October Debut.

My take: Good timing for DC, who will lose out on the delayed release of Arkham Knight (see below). This series will be going up against The Walking Dead but may be just the fix fans need, and it's certainly the right month to do it.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Wraps Up.

My take: I've recently started to watch, as episode one failed to grab me when it premiered. Now I am binge-watching the season. So far, I have to admit this seems ultimately forgettable, but I love Agent Coulson and hope he gets tossed into the upcoming Netflix shows as well.

GAMES

Mario Kart 8 At Last.

My take: If you have a house party and you're out of conversation, Mario Kart 8 to the rescue! I haven't played it personally but plan to soon; of all the Mario-themed games, the "Kart" and "Bros." series must both continue!

Batman: Arkham Knight Delayed to 2015.

My take: Though it ruins the aesthetic of coming out in October like the previous installments, I say take your time and get it right. There were enough details that seemed "off" with Arkham Origins that I don't want to feel that again. Be it gameplay, extras, or videos that need the work, I have high hopes for this new installment, so don't screw it up!

TECHNOLOGY

Virgin Galactic Ready to Fly

My take: For only $250,000, the average (wealthy) human can go into low orbit on a new shuttle created for passengers. First flights could be launching by the end of 2014!

Scientists Erase and Restore Memories

My take: Okay, this is more science than just technology, but man, is that amazing or what? How many movies, TV shows, and comic books have we read where memories get played with? We're discovering that the brain is like a computer and are figuring out its programming bit by bit!

Watch out for this segment each and every Wednesday. We'll see you next week!


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Lionsgate to include the Green Ranger with Power Rangers Reboot
Hey, hey, hey Dacetacular Nation! The Dace Man is back with part two of Rebooting The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers here on Fanboys Anonymous. In our last installment we wrapped up Chris Dace's masterpiece that was The Mighty Morphin Power Ranger movie! We left you with a teaser of what most Power Ranger fans yearn for: Tommy Oliver the Green Ranger. See, there is a method to my madness by only having the original five Rangers take on the evil Rita Repulsa and Goldar. So let's dive into the next installment of the MMPR franchise directed by yours truly.


In the second installment, the story revolves around the rise and fall of Tommy Oliver. Tommy arrives in Angel Grove as a new student and somewhat of an outcast. The five Rangers befriend him and try to include him in their group because he is slightly bullied by the likes of Bulk and Skull. Rita sees this as a chance to play into Tommy's anger and convert him to her needs. One day, when Tommy is walking home from school, Goldar kidnaps him. The Rangers, concerned by his disappearance, travel to the command center to speak with Zordon about his disappearance.

While at the command center, Goldar arrives in Angel Grove with a squad of Putties and Scorpina and begins attacking the city. This triggers the Rangers to return to Angel Grove to battle the evil forces. During this battle we see a Green Ranger training at Rita Repulsa's space station, preparing for battle. Rita informs the Ranger that his training is complete and it is time for him to take down Zordon.

Tommy teleports to the command center, disables Alpha 5, and jams Zordon's communications. He finds access to the Zords within the command center and deactivates them, rendering them useless. He then teleports away, and Goldar and his forces retreat to Rita's base. The Rangers return to the command center to find it has been shut down. Billy immediately begins to repair Alpha and try to reboot the systems. At the same time the Green Ranger sends a message to the Power Rangers by summoning his DragonZord to attack Angel Grove. This springs Jason, Kimberly, Zack, and Trini into action. Billy remains behind to repair the command center and get the Zords back in action to combat the DragonZord.

Will the DragonZord and Green Ranger be in the new Power Rangers Movie?The Rangers arrive and confront Goldar and the Green Ranger. A battle ensues, and Trini, Kimberly, and Zack battle with Goldar as Jason and the Green Ranger battle to the side. Eventually the Green Ranger grabs Jason and teleports to a dungeon within Rita's base. The two continue to battle there until Jason knocks down the Green Ranger and his helmet comes off, revealing Tommy. Jason breaks the hold on Tommy by taking the green candle, and the two teleport back to the battle with Goldar.

Rita, frustrated with Tommy's revival, enlarges Goldar and a few monsters to terrorize Angel Grove. Tommy, with the only Zord left, commands the DragonZord to battle Goldar and the monsters. Eventually Billy arrives with the restored Zords for the remaining Rangers. They battle and eventually defeat Goldar and his squad. The Rangers then celebrate as they reunite with Tommy. During the celebration, Goldar appears and stabs Tommy with his sword and teleports with him away from the Rangers. The Rangers panic and return to Zordon to find their friend.

Zordon has Alpha 5 scan for Tommy's life force on the Morphin Grid. After several failed attempts, they fear the worst. We cut to a scene with a frustrated Rita in her throne room awaiting the return of Goldar. Goldar, beaten and battered, limps in and throws the Green Helmet on the ground, tells her "I cleaned up your mess," and exits the throne room. Rita slams her staff through the Green Ranger helmet, shattering it. We cut back to Angel Grove High, where the student body is mourning Tommy; he had been reported missing and was now presumed dead after the attack on Angel Grove. We end with the Rangers somberly vowing to protect the city in Tommy's honor and never stop fighting the good fight.

We cut to the mini credits that list all the producers and stars of the movie. After the mini credits we cut to our first teaser scene with Alpha 5 and Zordon. Alpha is seen repairing part of the circuit board, when they both hear a beeping noise. Alpha 5 rushes to the screen and does his trademark "Aye." Zordon, with a smile on his face, says, "Prepare the transport." We then cut to the main credits. After they finish rolling we have a second teaser. We see Goldar in front of a screen pleading the incompetence of Rita and her failed attempts at conquering Earth. He requests a new superior officer, and we hear a familiar growl. Goldar trembles in fear, and we hear the words "Prepare Serpentara!" The camera then reveals an empty throne with a letter Z on it, and we cut to black!

Join me tomorrow for Part 3!

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E3 2014 Preview of Video Games, Software and More

Posted by SpoodBeest - Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Hello all fanboys and fangirls! It looks to be that time of year again where the future of gaming is revealed. Yes, it is none other than the week of the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3). I'm just going to share with you a little preview of sorts highlighting the games that are set to be showcased as well as some potential surprises.

e3 2014 video game event

Let's start off with Day 0, which takes place on June 9th. While technically a day before E3 officially begins, this is when a number of major game companies hold their official press conferences. Sony, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and Electronic Arts have all stated that their conferences will take place during different intervals thoughout the day. The same thing occurred at last year's event and I'm sure it's probably to open up some free room for actual gaming during the actual dates of the event.

For this day, I'm mainly looking forward to what Sony has to show for itself. Microsoft has its set of games previously announced for display. The usual crowd-pleasers like Halo 5: Guardians, Fable Legends, and Killer Instinct: Season 2 just to name a few. Ubisoft and Electronic Arts are practically doing the same thing. For example Ubisoft will be displaying such games as: Assassin's Creed: Unity and Farycry 4. And EA will be showcasing all their core sport titles like NHL, UFC, and FIFA as well as other major games like Battlefield Hardline and Star Wars: Battlefront for the Xbox One and PlayStation 4.

halo 5 guardians xbox one

Sony, though, has very few games listed, and the only one really worth bringing up is Uncharted 4. On the other hand, what is also worth bringing up is Sony's consistent and subliminal mentioning of Crash Bandicoot. You seen that sign with him in the PlayStation 4 launch trailer and the company have brought him up a couple times since then over social media. Whether or not it means anything is unknown at this point, but if all this does lead to them giving the series a resurgence on the PlayStation 4, then all I can say is I'm all for it.

crash bandicoot ps4 video game return

That leads us into June 10th, which just so happens to be Nintendo's day of the event. They will apparently be hosting their first ever "Digital Event" on this day. What they plan to use this time for is anybody's guess. However, one of the few things that we know for sure is that on the game's floor, Nintendo will be hosting a "Super Smash Bros. Invitational", which is a major tournament set to showcase the upcoming fighting game for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.

The games Nintendo has formally announced that they have on their agenda on this day (other than Smash) are as follows: Bayonetta 2, Hyrule Warriors, a new RPG game called X, Pokemon Omega Ruby and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, and last but certainly not least the official unveiling of The Legend of Zelda for the Wii U. With no other details than that, I'm sure it's going to be a must see event. I hope we actually get a brand new and innovative IP from Nintendo for their Wii U console. I think that console would greatly benefit from getting something new like that for it.

nintendo digital event super smash bros invitational

As for the rest of the companies, they will be showcasing their games throughout the 11th and 12th of June. These are the days we are going to hear from such names in the gaming industry as: Sega, Namco Bandai, Atlus, Bethesda, Square Enix, etc. Sega will provide some updates on Sonic Boom for sure. Atlus is going to show off Persona 5, Bethesda have The Evil Within to showcase as well. A lot of these third party developers have at least one game pre-announced for E3.

sora donald goofy kingdom hearts 3

Square Enix is no different, as they have two major titles set to be displayed. Those, of course, are Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts III. Personally, I am very much looking forward to any updates regarding Kingdom Heart's second sequel. Considering it will have a year of development behind it come next week, I'd love to see the worlds, bosses, characters, and so on that we will potentially be able to interact with. I'm really holding out for a Toy Story-themed world in the third game, but anything Pixar would suffice just as easily. As long as there is some representation you know?

What are you looking forward to the most at E3? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

ARST ARSW Star Wars spoken lines alphabetical order
Star Wars and linguistics fans alike are going to have a field day when it comes to Suckerpinch's latest video on YouTube. Tom Murphy VII—the man behind the channel—has taken every word in the original Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope film and alphabetized it. The video sorts out every line of dialogue word by word and keeps a handy little counter on the screen for those that would like to keep track.

Fun facts that Tom passed our way, for people that are interested:

  • The word "lightsaber" is only spoken ONCE in the film. (by Obi-Wan Kenobi - "Your father's lightsaber.")
  • There are 43m5s of spoken English, 81m39s of other.
  • The most common word is "the". It is said 368 times.
  • The word with most screen time is "you", at 52.56 seconds.
  • There are 1695 different words, and 11684 total words.
  • The longest words are "responsibility," "malfunctioning", "worshipfulness", and "identification", all 14 letters.

Talk about dedication to a cause! Tom puts the fans that can quote the movie to shame.

You can follow Tom on Twitter @tom7 and check out his website http://www.tom7.org and YouTube channel.

News and Spoilers for the new Power Rangers MovieHey, hey, hey Dacetacular Nation! The Dace Man is back after a lackluster month for himself here on Fanboys Anonymous.  About a month ago I brought you breaking news on how Lionsgate would be bringing the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (MMPR) franchise back to the big screen. Now I, for one, was very excited at this announcement, so excited I did a little dance at work in front of my fellow business professional colleagues.

A month has gone by since the big announcement, and I have some theories on a possible storyline for the MMPR movie. That's why I have decided to gather with all of you and share my ideas. Join me for part 1 of a 3-part series where I discuss my ideas on the MMPR franchise. To Lionsgate: Feel free to borrow the ideas!

Now assuming all of my fellow '90s kids rally together and make the first movie a smash hit, Lionsgate could potentially turn this franchise into a trilogy or at least shoot us a nice sequel.  For the sake of this article I'm going to pretend the studio has greenlit the production for three films.

The first film would dip into the origins of the Rangers and the classic get-your-feet-wet formula common in origin films. Keeping with the concept of the pilot episode Day of the Dumpster, Rita Repulsa would be the main antagonist, with the group of Goldar, Finster, Squat, and Baboo. Some would argue for the inclusion of Scorpina, but to me Goldar would be the build up for the main fight. At that point there is really no need for him to have a tag-team partner, it would just take away from Goldar as a threat to the Rangers. I still like the concept of them being trapped in the capsule after banishment by Zordon; this would set up a revenge plot against him and the eventual Rangers. During a space expedition to the Moon—yes, I'm still sticking with the Moon—scientists discover and ultimately open the capsule that has kept Rita and her squad contained for thousands of years. Rather than having scientists run off like nerds with nothing else happening, at this point we would instead establish Goldar as the main threat by having him destroy the entire expedition with ease. His group then sets their eyes on Earth and begins rebuilding their base, using the remains of the space station.

Casting for the new Power Rangers MovieWe'd now cut to the main logo and fade to the suburb of Angel Grove outside some major city. The five teenagers (Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zack and Jason), and of course Bulk and Skull, would be introduced. Now in my opinion the five should not be friends; it didn't really make sense in the show, based on their interests, and it would set up a better dynamic if they came from different stereotypical high school groups. They can bond over time, but I think if you start out with them having to work at getting along it will help build the characters, unlike the generic teens we had in the past. Bulk and Skull would be the comic relief but ultimately the reason that brings them together as high school friends. The concept of Zordon and Alpha 5 would virtually be the same, with just an upgrade tech-wise to be more current.

Zordon would go on to recruit the Angel Grove teenagers and lead them through training and prep for the imminent attack by Rita and Goldar. After going through the training and still not grasping the concept of the Morphers and how to control their power, they eventually quit, leaving the Earth open for attack. Rita, seeing this, would send the Putties down to attack, which would force the hand of The Rangers and unite them. Send down Goldar also, maybe, with a few throwback monsters made by Finster, and we're in the home stretch toward the major fight scene with the classic Zords and giant monsters—vintage Japan.

The Power Rangers would go onto save the day by destroying the monsters. Goldar, beaten and battered, would flee back to the Moon base with Rita to regroup and lick his wounds. The movie would roll into credits after the teens vow to protect Angel Grove from any evil that would threaten it. To pump the audience up for what would be both the second installment in the cinematic universe of the Power Rangers and part two of my "Rebooting The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" series there naturally has to be a post credits scene. We'd hear Goldar pleading his case to return to Earth and finish off the Power Rangers as Rita walks toward the camera with a single flame. She bends down off camera, and as she rises back into frame she states, "I've got other plans." The camera would then pan out to show a green candle lit, and they'd cut to black.

Check back tomorrow for part two!

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Batman: Arkham Knight Scheduled for 2015 After Delay

Posted by The Dace Man - Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Batman Arkham Knight pushed back to 2015
Hey, hey, hey Dacetacular Nation! Chris Dace bringing you some breaking video game news. The much anticipated Batman: Arkham Knight has had its fall 2014 release pushed back to 2015. Guy Perkins of Rocksteady has noted to news sources that the game has been "super ambitious" and it took "more time" than they expected. As a huge fan of all the recent Batman games, this is currently the only game I've had on reserve for the PS4. huge bummer that we now have to wait at the very least 4 months until the next installment of Batman hits our systems. In a quote released by Guy Perkins, he had this to say about the game:
"We just want to make the best experience we possibly can and we need more time to do that. I think what we've shown so far is a super ambitious project and we just want to make sure we are giving Batman fans and gamers the best Batman experience that we can possibly deliver and that just takes time." (Source: gamereactor.eu)
Go ahead Rocksteady and take your time, but this game better kick ass. To hold you over until we get more news about the next installment in the franchise, here is the trailer that got us all amped up at its announcement.


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Nirvana's Full Hall of Fame Performance and Induction

Posted by Eddie Siqueira - Monday, June 2, 2014

A few weeks ago, I wrote about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, which inevitably centered around Nirvana. Now I'm glad to say you can see it online, courtesy of Random Person; why the Hall of Fame wouldn't put it up for streaming remains to be understood. Royalties perhaps?

Nirvana Krist Novoselic Dave Grohl Kim Gordon Hall of Fame 2014 performance


I wonder if we'll ever see the bootleg of the after show secret concert, a whopping 20-song circa treat for the nostalgic.

Without further ado, here it is! What was your favorite song of the set? Comment!

Super Mario Kart 8 Wii U PosterHi there fellow readers, yes I know I'm writing another review; there must be something wrong with me! But I have to write about Mario Kart 8 (MK8); it was on my list of "Top 5 Most Anticipated Video Games of 2014." (If you haven't read it yet, what's the matter with you? Go check it out! [5 Most Anticipated Video Games of 2014])

Let's start this review with the new stuff, shall we? The new gimmick for MK8 is antigravity. I really like this new gimmick; it feels fresh yet feels as though it's been in the series forever. What I like about this new system isn't the fact you can drive up walls (which is pretty cool), but that when you crash into another driver you get a speed boost, which is always helpful. The transition from kart to antigravity doesn't slow you down, which was my main concern when they announced this feature.

Boomerang Mario Kart Crazy 8 Super Horn MK8 Piranha Plant

The new items are pretty bland, if you ask me; they include the Boomerang, the Piranha Plant, the Super Horn, and Crazy Eight. The only item I like is the Piranha Plant because it gives you a mini speed boost and also eats up other drivers and items on the track. My least favorite item is the Super Horn. It destroys the dreaded blue shell, but whenever I receive this item I always end up getting hit by lightning, which makes you lose your item.

The track design is awesome; fair play Nintendo, you have done it again. Whether you're driving under the sea or into the sky on a giant bean stalk, the detail in these tracks is by far the best I've seen in any kart game to date. I am hoping to see some DLC for more tracks from my past, to see what has been updated; fingers crossed on the SNES Rainbow Road to make an appearance, as that is my favorite track of all time.

full list of Mario Kart 8 drivers roster characters
Who is your favorite character to play as in Mario Kart 8?

Don't get me wrong, this game has faults; it's not perfect. There are small pet peeves, such as too many Koopa Kids and Mario Babies taking up most the roster. I also lost count of how many red shells hit me during a Grand Prix. All I seem to get hit by is red shells, and occasionally a blue shell. Third, the hard copy of the game crashes on me when I am waiting for the next track to load. However, here is my biggest issue with the game: Why does the player using the tablet controller have to go into split screen mode with player 2, when player 1 could use the tablet and player two can have the telly to him- or herself? </end rant>

For my closing statement I have to say that this game is a pure joy; I have spent most of my weekend trying to outrace my family and friends, and I am glad I put this game 2nd on my top five list. At the moment, it's my number one game of the year so far, and I give MK8 a 4 out of 5.

Don't forget to tell me what your favorite Mario Kart game is in the comments below!

I don't usually go off-topic when it comes to what I write about here on Fanboys Anonymous. Those of you who've been following me probably know me as that Venom/Moon Knight dude, and I like that reputation, but I don't limit myself to what I love the most. I've been having a bit of a comic book renaissance of my own as of late in which I've been openly exploring other avenues and genres outside of my comfort zone. I happen to love Star Wars—maybe not as rabidly as my fellow geeks when I visit local conventions, but the franchise holds a special place in my upbringing. I've heard stories through word-of-mouth about the radically different initial draft George Lucas had written for Episode IV, so naturally, when I heard about Dark Horse Comics' plans to publish a limited series based on the rough draft, my interest was piqued.

Preorder The Star Wars by Dark Horse Comics with the Duluxe Box Set to receive foil-printed hardcover books and extrasTitled The Star Wars, the series neither disappointed the long-time fan in me, nor spoiled the memory of the original trilogy. The final issue of the 8-part series just published on May 28, 2014, and let me tell you: it was a wondrous ride, to say the least. J.W. Rinzler (RINZ-LER!) held the distinct and intense honor of adapting Lucas' rough draft to the comic book script, while Nick Runge provided the classic, posteresque cover art and Mike Mayhew and Rain Beredo drew and painted the equally beautiful interior artwork for every issue. Unlike any other Star Wars comics teams, this team had the heaviest burden to bear of all on this project: recapturing that particular sense of wonder and innocence most Star Wars fans across the generations experienced when they first watched A New Hope. This was perhaps the creative team's most notable accomplishment in their astounding adaptation.

From the very first page, you'll see that this isn't the Star Wars you grew up with. So much is different about this story, from which characters play which roles to the vast changes in the franchise's staple characters. Luke Skywalker isn't some punk kid living with his Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (both of whom don't even show up until much later in the story); he's a seasoned General of Aquilae—this story's version of Tatooine and Naboo wrapped into one planet—and one of the last survivors of the ill-fated Jedi-Bendu Rebellion against the New Empire. Anakin Skywalker isn't Luke's father nor Darth Vader; in The Star Wars, he is known as Annikin Starkiller, the son of the cyborg Jedi Kane Starkiller, Luke's padawan, and this story's stand-in for the original trilogy's Luke. Han Solo is a green-skinned alien, Darth Vader is merely a general under the command of Governor Hoedaak and the (non-Sith Lord) Emperor, and R2-D2 can actually talk. So yeah, prepare for a culture shock when you pick this series up.

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The Star Wars takes the original trilogy and combines it into one seamless, truncated version of the original plot. There are plenty of familiar, yet altered sights throughout the series, and some new concepts that never came into fruition in the final drafts of the films. The story is pretty much the same, though: the New Empire overthrew the old galactic regime (known simply as the Empire) after a fateful war against the Jedi-Bendu with the help of the Knights of the Sith, a rival clan of Force-disciplined warriors. The galaxy is about to fall under the complete control of the New Empire but for Aquilae, the final conquest and home of the Aquilean royal family, which includes Princess Leia and her younger brothers, Briggs and Windy. Luke, Annikin, and their associates are tasked with the protection of Leia and her brothers while fostering a Rebellion against the Empire and its seemingly invincible space fortress (what would go on to become the Death Star).

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Perhaps this was the fault of the comic writer or it was directly taken from the original rough draft, but one of the largest detractors in this series for me were the moments of simplistic and borderline unnecessary dialogue—not unnecessary as in crude, but as in the dialogue was confusing and unneeded for the scene. Granted, one of the greatest elements of the original Star Wars film trilogy was its accessibility to the masses through simplicity and veiled macroeconomics, so maybe this is just a nit-pick from a guy who's used to more complex forms of dialogue and story.

The artwork really propelled this series into stardom, though. The artists were carefully chosen to emulate the vision of the original and new trilogies while giving us a taste of something new and different. The art is very cinematic and contains elements of both science fiction and fantasy. As with the original trilogy, the Force of Others—as it's called in the books, with the altered catchphrase, "May the Force of Others be with you"—is a spiritual, unseen energy used by the Jedi and Prince Valorum, the Emperor's Sith Knight and Jedi hunter. The artists use no special effects to illustrate the Force of Others, which adds to the mysticism of the mysterious energy.

Top 10 Star Wars Episode VII rumors confirmed by J.J. Abrams during principle photographyDoes The Star Wars live up to the legend of Star Wars? Absolutely. This series is perhaps analogous to a very successful Marvel What If…? story, which retains the same atmosphere and command of the original trilogy while providing a mirror into an alternate reality. The films may not have achieved the same level of fame and success had Lucas produced them with his rough draft, but this comic book adaptation proves the existence of the same spark that enthralled audiences on A New Hope's opening day.

The Star Wars #1–8 receives 4.5 stars out of 5 for the wondrous, yet simplistic writing and 5 stars out of 5 for the stunning artwork. This is definitely a must-buy for any hardcore or interested Star Wars fan. I suggest waiting for the series to come out in a collected trade paperback book later in July 2014, or the special hardcover edition that includes issue #0—which contains conceptual artwork and notes from the creative team.

If you picked up the books as they came out, what did you think of the series? Are you excited for the teased "Saga of the Ophuchi" sequel? Who was your favorite alternate-reality character? Let us know in the comments section below, check out Tony Mango's "10 Reasons Star Wars: Episode VII May Be Doomed From the Start," and follow Fanboys Anonymous for more Star Wars news and reviews!

Wizards of the Coast has posted a full spoiler of Conspiracy, a new multiplayer set designed specifically for drafting purposes. Conspiracy is set in Paliano, the High City, an intrigue-wracked metropolis on the newly revealed plane of Fiora. (For those who follow the current Magic: The Gathering comic books, this is the home plane of planeswalker and series protagonist Dack Fayden.)

MTG multiplayer draft set

Here’s a summary of the set’s new mechanics, which are covered in more detail in a May 19 post on the Wizards website:
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  • The set contains one new card type. Cards of this type—conspiracies—don’t go into your deck. Instead, you put all of them right into play at the start of the game. They aren’t usually all that strong, but any kind of free resource is valuable, so they should be worth drafting.
  • Some conspiracies have the hidden agenda subtype. You play a hidden agenda face down and write down the name of a card. At any time, you can turn the hidden agenda face up, at which point it takes effect.
  • Dethrone is a new keyword. A creature with dethrone gets a +1/+1 counter whenever it attacks the player with the highest life total or a player tied for the highest life total. This is clearly aimed at making multiplayer more fun by encouraging players to focus their efforts at whoever’s ahead instead of knocking a trailing player out of the game.
  • Will of the council is an ability phrase that calls for all players to vote on an effect. This is aimed at generating interesting political situations in multiplayer, but because the controller always breaks ties, it should often be strong in two-player games as well.
  • The last new ability word, parley, has each player reveal the top card in his or her library and draw it, and generates an effect based on what cards were revealed. Parley’s multiplayer utility is less obvious, but letting everyone see cards as they’re drawn should give sharp-eyed players an advantage.
The set will have 210 cards—80 commons, 60 uncommons, 35 rares, and 10 mythic rares. Only 65 cards are new; the remainder are reprints, although these include a few doozies such as Altar of Dementia; Edric, Spymaster of Trest; Mirari’s Wake; Pernicious Deed; Phage the Untouchable; Spiritmonger; and the ever-popular Squirrel Nest.

Conspiracy is scheduled for release on June 6.

For much of the modern moviemaking era, it seemed that nearly every actor needed a franchise to stay relevant. Veteran actors kept popping up in big commercial properties, even as newer or lesser-known actors staked their own claims. These days that's still true, but with a slight modification: Everyone needs a comic-book franchise. Characters that have been around for fifty years or more are moving to the silver screen in droves, and those that aren't already there probably will be soon. Much has been made of the rivalry between the Big Two (Marvel and DC). Plenty of the rivalry is fan-made, but the competition between them is real. We're going to delve into the history of these two companies and their characters to glean why one—Marvel—always seems to be on top.

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But not without a good punch-up first.
Early in the first article I wrote for Fanboys Anonymous, I mentioned that I have a bias toward DC Comics in the battle of the Big Two. I have my own reasons for that, which I'll get into later, but I think most people have a slight preference one way or another. Whether it's due to a single character, storyline, or comic run, I think readers enjoy both Marvel and DC for what they are but hold one of them nearer and dearer to their hearts. It's a pop-culture conflict like Star Wars vs. Star Trek or the Rolling Stones vs. the Beatles, and it's something we can learn from.

How, I pretend you ask? Think on this: culture changes with the times. Art is a response to the culture. The art that lasts is the art that evolves with the times and culture to convey timeless subject matter and themes. Comic books are such an art. For example, Batman turns seventy-five this year. He’s been punching evil in the mouth since May 1939. He's fought the Axis Powers, mad scientists, eco-terrorists, gang members and leaders, natural disasters, disease, his rogues gallery, and his own traumas for an entire human lifespan, and he's still going like, well, a bat out of hell. The same goes for Superman, Wonder Woman, Robin, Captain America, Namor… and even though characters like the Fantastic Four, Spider-man, the Hulk, Iron Man, and others have only been around since the sixties, they're all pretty close to retirement age.

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FLASH: "I used to be the fastest man alive. Didn't I? I was."
AQUAMAN: "I should probably wear sunblock."
BATMAN: "Why do we still hang out with these guys, Clark?"
What keeps these characters around? Well, a cynical answer is money. As long as the trademarks exist and people will pay for their adventures, someone will keep them alive (or bring them back to life). But I'd like to think there’s more to it than that. Grant Morrison, in his book Supergods, calls superheroes our modern myths. These are grand tales, epics, about larger-than-life figures trying to accomplish great or terrible things, with a generous dash of humanity thrown in. Think about Greek myths of flawed gods meddling in human affairs, tribal myths of tricksters besting superior opponents, or stories about why things are. Comics are a modern lens through which we tackle the same big feelings and big questions, only with more explosions and hitting things. At their best, comic stories are wrapped around a kernel of human truth, something that grounds the fantastic and the cosmic in our lives.

To be slightly less grandiose, comics are cool, and they are more than they seem. Thanks to continued film adaptations, they're arguably higher-profile than ever before, though their source material remains a niche market. So, why now? What brought comics to the screen in such a forceful way? The proliferation of visual effects helps, but that's not a main cause. Answering the "why now?" question could fill an article in and of itself. For the purposes of this article, I postulate that the timing is right. As an audience, we respond and relate to the simple, wish-fulfilling ways superheroes tackle the same big emotions and issues we see in the world. To paraphrase Aunt May in Spider-Man 2, there's a hero in all of us, and that's a reason these heroes who have been with us since childhood stick around. There's something primal there that we recognize.

Now then: if Marvel and DC have each produced high-level works over the course of their storied histories, why the disparity? Why does Marvel seem so much cooler, and why can't DC get their act together?

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"Hey, Robert, you know what's funny? How much more awesome we are than EVERYONE."
"I think that's just me, Kevin. But you go ahead."
Firstly, we need to broaden our horizons. The main way that most people experience superhero stories is on the big screen—often in 3D or IMAX, no less. And while some stories warrant this awesome treatment, the small, meaningful moments that made the character who they are in the first place can get lost amid the bombast. Movies and television are just the most visible and pervasive incarnation of the heroes, the easiest to track. It seems they're an indicator for the industry at large, but the comic page is still the well from which these movies draw their lifeblood.

That said, public perception does matter, and the perception is that DC has fallen behind Marvel in adapting their properties to screen. DC retains a temporary advantage on TV—no less than four of their characters are coming or returning to TV in 2014-15, including Arrow, The Flash, Constantine, and the various people to be found in Gotham. Marvel has Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., but is getting in on the Netflix game with four series (Daredevil, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and Jessica Jones) culminating in their Defenders event. On film, Marvel's legacy is well-known, having broken new ground in moviemaking with their Cinematic Universe. DC is in the process of building their own on-screen universe, playing catchup.

Let's move on to some of that history I mentioned. DC, originally National Allied Publications, published Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, in June 1938. He's the blueprint. Everything stems from him, more or less. A string of imitators, including Fawcett Comics' Captain Marvel (who would, confusingly enough, be bought and later published by DC), followed as Superman became an incredibly popular character. Batman was essentially created as a response to Superman, the night to his day. To draw from Grant Morrison again, Superman was inspired, but Batman was assembled in such a way and from such pieces that he, too, endured. Robin, Batman's famed sidekick, debuted in 1940 to provide younger readers with someone they could relate to. Wonder Woman arrived in 1941, a heroic feminine archetype meant to make comics more inclusive. A few other titles published around this time, Green Lantern and Flash Comics, might sound familiar as well.

As these heroes grew up during World War II, they were often drawn into fighting real-life enemies. Superman took the fight to the Nazis years before America itself would enter the war. Batman and Robin worked side-by-side with the Man of Steel to entice readers to buy war bonds. Early on, the trinity of the DC Universe tackled the big fights, as much a part of the Greatest Generation as anyone from that era. National merged with an offshoot of their company, Detective Comics (where Batman debuted in #27, May 1939) along with a host of others in 1944 to form National Comics and National Periodical Publications, but the company eschewed those mouthfuls for the friendlier Superman-DC moniker, which by the Seventies simply became DC Comics.

Marvel had its World War II heroes as well, but back then it was called Timely Publications. The company's first comics magazine, Marvel Comics, featured the hot-tempered and fierce Namor the Sub-Mariner and his erstwhile nemesis, the original Human Torch—an android whose skin, by quirk of design, caught fire on contact with air. Publisher Martin Goodman, releasing material through several different companies under one banner, hired a family friend in 1939 who would by 1941 become the main editor for Timely output. His pseudonym was Stan Lee. Also in 1941, writer/editor Joe Simon and legendary artist Jack Kirby produced one of the first patriotic heroes. Captain America punched Hitler square in the jaw on the cover of his first eponymous comic magazine. Eventually, as the demand for superheroes waned, Goodman published his comics using the name of his newsstand company, Atlas Comics. Only one of the original Timely characters, though, would endure at the core of the Marvel Comics that debuted in 1961, and this is where the differences between the Big Two begin.

DC's core cast of heroes were created or updated during World War II, the Korean War, and a few years after. They were upright moral citizens who fought crime because it was right. Superman's original foes were gang bosses, wife beaters, and crooked politicians. He was a champion of the little guy, someone who didn’t like bullies. He and his friends were symbols of ultimate right and good, and always knew how to save the day. Marvel's core cast, with the aforementioned exception of Captain America, largely came about in the Sixties, during some of the headiest days of the Cold War. Legend has it that Stan Lee, now in his forties and exhausted from trying to cope with editorial demands, was about to quit writing until his wife advised him to write something he himself would enjoy reading. He wrote Fantastic Four #1. Like many of the revamped DC heroes, such as "police scientist" Barry Allen / the Flash, the new crop of Marvel heroes were science heroes, but with a new inventive twist: radioactivity, the spark of life for a whole new generation of superheroes. During a time when the any-day-now fear of The Bomb was rampant, Marvel stole back the terrifying power of the atom and nuclear energy as a force for hope and possibility.

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A quick plug: this is actually from a DC graphic novel called Kingdom Come.
If you like superheroes at all, read it. Also, Marvels. Both are drawn by Alex Ross. But I digress...
This is the important split. DC's core heroes were created or reinterpreted during a period of unquestionable American superiority and Greatest Generation can-do attitude. Marvel's core heroes were created during a time of fear, and were as likely to fight each other as fight their villains. The comic audience was starting to change, too, and this was the second part of Stan Lee's genius: to write characters who were like the readers. It was harder to relate to billionaire Bruce Wayne or Air Force ace Hal Jordan than to the awkward Peter Parker or misunderstood X-Men. Marvel heroes were flawed—"heroes with problems," as later writers might phrase it. They weren't perfect and they weren't mythic figures, as the DC heroes had become. They were set in a (mostly) recognizably real New York City, not fictional towns like Gotham, Metropolis, or Keystone.

Stan Lee conjured a blazing rivalry between Marvel and DC where none had existed, out of paper and ink in his soapbox columns at the end of his books. He positioned Marvel as DC's chief opponent and, slowly but surely, Marvel began to out-cool the outmoded "Dad Comics." The head start DC had on Marvel started shrinking. DC tried copying the Marvel formula to little success, trying to compete with a mode of storytelling they weren't used to. DC's heroes didn't ring true under the Marvel traditions—their stories gave you an ideal to strive toward beneath the bright four-color printing. Marvel's stories told you that you were human, and that was okay, because so are the superheroes.

The human vs. myth dichotomy causes other kinds of problems for the DC pantheon. If I may personally interject for a moment, I cannot tell you to what extent I've become a Superman apologist. Before I'd read more of the source material, when I really only knew my heroes from movies and TV, I shared the view that Superman, the first superhero, was a dumb character because he had every power under the sun and no good villains. I ripped into him any chance I got, championing the far cooler Batman in his place. I didn't "get it" until I discovered the bounty of wonderful Superman stories told over the years, and realized what it was he represented—the best in us. It's hard to tell a compelling dramatic story with a character who is supposed to be ultimate good, ultimate right, and an ultimate power. Batman just made more sense. But a character can have everything Superman does and still be conflicted, still have narrative power.

Wonder Woman, though she is the preeminent female superhero, has similar problems because while people know who she is in pop culture, no one really knows what she's about. It's common knowledge that Batman became who he was through training, after seeing his parents gunned down before him. People know he protects Gotham. People know Superman came from Krypton, is super-strong and can fly, and is weak against a green rock usually wielded by a bald evil genius. Diana—that's Wonder Woman; see my point?—doesn't have the same level of recognition. Maybe people know that she's an Amazon, thanks to Lynda Carter and the Seventies TV show. Almost forty years on, though, those memories are fading. An abortive attempt to revive the character on television failed three years ago. A Google search for “Superwoman” turns up pictures of Wonder Woman, and there isn't even a real, consistent hero named Superwoman (evil Earth-3 counterpart aside). Franchises trade on known quantities, on the familiar, on giving people more of what they know. Marvel excels at this.

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Like this guy. They put him in every movie, and people keep coming back.
Most of Marvel's heroes originated with an easily-understood pseudoscientific event: a bite from an irradiated spider, mutated genetics, "cosmic rays," or just being a brilliant technologist. In short, Marvel heroes are more accessible, more grounded. These are origins that either don't need updating to stay “relevant,” or that easily lend themselves to revision without changing the core story. Compare this to, say, the Flash. Jay Garrick, the original Flash, was granted super-speed after inhaling hard water vapors. Later, it was changed to heavy water vapors. I'll explain: hard water is water with high mineral content; heavy water is denser than normal water because of the presence of a neutron in the hydrogen atom. Hmm. The Silver Age (and best-known) Flash, Barry Allen, was struck by lightning and doused with chemicals. This brought him into—or perhaps created—the Speed Force, a mysterious space-time energy that speedsters tap into to run fast. Try Green Lantern Hal Jordan (again the Silver Age version): a dying alien presented him with a ring, a piece of alien technology that taps into the user's willpower to create energy constructs from his or her imagination.

Do you see the problem? And outside of Batman, these are some of DC's easier origins to comprehend. There's nothing wrong with these origins—they're just as plausible, inventive, and interesting as any other fiction—but they aren't as accessible. It takes far less work to understand how Marvel heroes became Marvel heroes. Marvel had the advantage of a greater public understanding of science with which to characterize their heroes, and this grounds them in a way that wasn't available to the more mythic DC heroes. Marvel's heroes can be explained with a handful of words. DC's take longer. Couple this with an increasingly short public attention span, and people's eyes start to glaze over when you explain how Superman gets his powers from our yellow sun, because of his alien physiology that evolved to exist under the red sunlight of his home planet Krypton…

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Aaaaaand even Batman's bored.
Again, these are not bad origins by any stretch. These are classic tales within the DC Universe: the last son of a dying world rocketed to another, the Amazon sent to the human world, the orphaned child who swears to exact justice, the heroic pilot who is granted an alien artifact. And truly, they're not even that complicated for interested readers or viewers. It's just that Marvel's are simpler, thus easier to adapt and easier for the larger, largely non-geek audience to relate to. I should make clear, also, that I don't mean to disparage Marvel for this. Stories of an lonely teenager learning to be a hero, of a family of superheroes, of feared minorities who just want to live, of a man who struggles with inner rage… There's something resonant and human within them all.

That's Marvel's ultimate advantage and, I think, its ultimate appeal. Its characters are more human. Under the full face mask, Spider-Man could be anyone. We recognize the rage inside the Hulk. The X-Men's struggles reflect those of almost any minority group. These are well-known characters with huge popular appeal, and with the continued global successes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the Marvel brand has never been so pervasive. DC, however, may well own the three most instantly recognizable superheroes in the world in Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, alongside a few cultural touchstones in characters like the Flash and Aquaman—but there's a reason they call those first three the "trinity." DC characters watch over Earth from a base on the moon or from an orbiting satellite fortress, and retreat to dark underground caves or remote arctic sanctuaries, instead of living in New York.

This is why I bear my DC bias, because I prefer the mythic characters. I enjoy the metafictional cosmic epics about realities tearing apart. It's just my groove. (Perhaps ironically, I prefer the more human Star Trek over the epic Star Wars. Maybe it's just the characterization.) People respond differently to different art. Personal taste is, well, personal. Thanks to a combination of relatable source material and some moviemaking brilliance, Marvel is again the dominant force in the superhero industry. Its greatest weakness is simply that it didn't get there first, in comics or on film, and wasn't able to set the templates for superheroes to come. It doesn't have Wonder Woman. It doesn't have Superman. And, most crucially, it doesn't have Batman. There's something to be said for the classics.

Talk about your preferences in the comments. Superhuman frailty or heroic myth? Stones or Beatles? (I'm honestly not sure which would be which, or by what metrics one would even measure those comparisons, but you get the idea.) Think I'm right? Think I'm wrong? Think I've spent way too much time thinking about this in the first place? Leave it all below.

Sherlock Holmes is leaving Baker Street for a new home. It's been announced that later today, June 2, Sherlock Season 3 will become available for streaming exclusively on Netflix. Longtime and recent fans alike will finally get to see the conclusion to the literal cliffhanger finale of Season 2.

Netflix's most recent acquisition is by no means its largest, though Sherlock himself may say it's telling of larger schemes. Fellow BBC show Doctor Who, which is also written and run by Steven Moffat, has seen a massive spike in popularity following its release on Netflix. Doctor Who, whose seventh season is currently unavailable on Netflix, was the number one downloaded show on iTunes this past year. While other factors—such as better budgets and a more modern story—may contribute to this, the audience Netflix opens a show to certainly can't be denied.

With the fame of Sherlock's two lead actors—Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman—constantly rising, the program may soon be too expensive for a BBC production, but not too expensive for Netflix. What do you think of the acquisition? Could Sherlock be the next show produced by Netflix? Sound off on the comments section below as the mystery unwinds.

Sherlock Season 3 will be streamed exclusively on Netflix

The Dace Man Show Ep 49 - Hot in Here

Posted by The Dace Man

Hey, hey, hey, Dacetacular nation! Check out episode 49 of The Dace Man Show with hosts Dace, Gibby, and Frank Ward.

Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition 2014

Join the Dace Man and crew this week as they break down the following:

::SPORTS NEWS::
  • Current NHL playoff results
  • Current MLB standings
  • Current NBA playoff results
  • Ruben Amaro Jr. ranked worst GM in MLB
::WEIRD NEWS WITH GIBBY:: 
  • What's up this week in the world of weird?
::FRANK'S CORNER::
  • Very superstitious, writing's on the wall!
::CELEB NEWS::
  • Celeb birthdays from May 22nd to May 28th
  • Maya Angelou passes away
  • Aaron Hernandez killed over spilled drink
  • Floydd Mayweather and T.I.  brawl
  • Maxim Hot 100!! 
Plus the High Five: Our Hot Five and new segment Gibby Sings! All that and more, only on The Dace Man Show!



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Honkies from Outer Space Invade the Green Planet Review

Posted by Anonymous - Sunday, June 1, 2014

Readers, the great thing about graphic novels, especially indie graphic novels, is that there is no end to the story possibilities. No matter where you take your readers, as long as the art works, you should be able to find some reader somewhere who can relate. If that wasn't true, we wouldn't get Sunday newspaper comics in every weekend newspaper with which to pack our knickknacks.

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The other day, I took a few hours to read Honkies From Outer Space, a cartoon-style adult graphic novel written, drawn, and hand lettered by Wm. J. Krupinski. As sort of a warning, some parts of the storyline and scenarios are more mature than the art itself, but it all seems to come together in a neat and tidy, well-drawn, decently written, silly masterpiece. It seems to draw an interesting parallel with several historical events involving the invasion unto a people by another, specifically the invasions upon the African and Native American peoples. In fact, the title, Honkies from Outer Space, leaves little to wonder about the population represented by the alien invader (if you catch my drift). Like the cover says, "they are so rude and crude they must be from another planet." The honkies don't care for preservation, they don't care who they might hurt, and they don't care what happens when they eat up all the resources.

This graphic novel begins with a few young troglodytes from an underdeveloped world. Having witnessed the invasion of a people from far away, they set out to free their kind from the honking destruction of the capitalist invaders. Little do they know that there is an incidental traitor among them who is drawn into an odd relationship with royalty from The Honkies. It will spell danger for people of the planet but may also save them.

I found this story unique and funny. At some points the humor might have fallen a little short, specifically in the form of a pun, or perhaps it might have been over my head, but when Krupinski hits the honky on the head, sometimes you can't help but kracker up. Krupinski gets a definite 4 out of 5 me and I would definitely read his work again. Tell me what you think downstairs! Indie?

X-Men Fan Makes Magneto Shoes and Walks on Ceiling

Posted by Jonathan Jackson - Saturday, May 31, 2014

Do it Yourself X-Men colinfurze Magneto YouTubeAn enthusiastic X-Men fan has made his own magnetic shoes to walk on the ceiling.

This is one of the funniest and spectacular feats (pun intended) I have ever seen. I will be keeping an eye out for this guy to see what he comes up with next.

If you could make a superhero power a reality, whose/what would it be? Leave a comment below!

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