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10 Things We Learned From "Day of the Doctor"

Posted by Unknown - Thursday, November 28, 2013

Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor commemorated the show's fiftieth birthday five days ago. Following a hiatus, the new iteration of the show, now entering its eighth season, had the monumental task of adding vigor to the aged franchise. The special, then, served as a fitting tribute to both the old and the new, charting massive territory for the road ahead.


Doctor Who celebrates fifty years of history withDoctor Who: Day of the Doctor

Here are our top ten take aways from The Doctor's fifth decade extravaganza. Be warned: extensive spoilers lie below.

10. Moffat Lies

Fourth Doctor Tom Baker makes a surprise appearance in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

A special meant to encompass fifty years of television history certainly has a fair amount of expectation with it. With the likes of David Tennant and Billy Piper confirmed early on, it left many to speculate who else among the ranks of past doctors and companions may make an appearance. Despite the retorts of head writer Steven Moffat, legendary doctor Tom Baker, to the delight of many, did in fact return to Doctor Who for the first time since his leaving just for the special.

9. Doctor Who Can Please all the People all the Time

The time war is seen in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

The younger demographic is a powerful one in the action/adventure genre. Several franchises have simplified themselves, and subsequently compromised quality, in order to be more palatable to children. While I certainly respect youthfulness, I wondered if this would doom me as an adult fan of high concept stories. Day of the Doctor proved that Doctor Who can tell an adult, nonlinear narrative with wartime action while retaining its own standard of excellence.

8. Who Manages Art Without Its Usual Adversity

The Time Lords team up with The Doctor in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

There's a special charm to Doctor Who that stems from its low budget. All through the series production, writers have been forced to be hyper clever in designing high concept, sci fi adventures to accommodate its limited budget. Going into Day of the Doctor I was curious if a bigger budget and longer time slot would result in a slower narrative that relied on effects to entertain instead of strong story. I'm pleased to say the production made the most of the situation and crafted a big story with the big amenities available.

7. John Hurt is The Man

John Hurt adds a new doctor  to the line up in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

The season seven finale left fans with the shocking introduction of a new Doctor, though not the one we believed to be coming. John Hurt, who is actually what is now being called "The War Doctor" had the massive task of building a strong character who could add to The Doctor's franchise in a single film. Futhermore, he had to do it while starring opposite of two seasoned and well received Doctors. If nothing else, John Hurt proved to be a formidable talent who certainly managed to make his mark on fifty years of who history in just seventy five minutes.

6. Trenzalore Still Looms

The TARDIS stands as The Doctor's tombstone in the Doctor Who season seven finale

It's easy to gloss over details when you are telling huge stories, (Thor returning to Earth in The Avengers anyone?) While I adored Day of the Doctor, I can say I was disappointed at first that the events on Trenzalore weren't addressed. I then realized that although this special set up several massive things to come, its omission of Trenzalore leaves the shadow of The Doctor's grave over the upcoming season.

5. Something Old and Something New

Classic villains Zygons terrorize Earth in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

With seven seasons of the show's rebirth in the can, it's easy to forget that there's a massive hiatus separating new fans from the old. That said, it certainly would have been tempting when making a film for international release to fill it with characters from the new, hit series such as the Weeping Angels. I was pleased to see, then, that they elected to give the seasoned fans a nod by putting the Zygons on screen for the first time in over thirty years.

4. David Tennant's still got it

David Tennant returns as the tenth doctor in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

In three short seasons David Tennant built a legacy that had us saying "I don't want to leave" right along with him upon the tenth Doctor's regeneration. It was an absolute pleasure to see Mr. Tennant back in the vertical pinstripes and better still to see he absolutely has still got it.

3. Who Has a Bold Future

The Doctors look up at their home in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

The television seasons of Doctor Who have the incredibly difficult burden of telling a strong story while simultaneously building for more. Perhaps no single event highlighted this as much as The Day of the Doctor. Although this began to tie up the elements of the season seven finale, the reveal of Gallifrey's return blows the door of possibilities  wide open for The Doctor's future.

2. Doctor Who's Canon is as Timey Wimey as the Adventures

John Hurt explores Time Lord art in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

Although, as mentioned above, Doctor Who is always building for more, The Day of the Doctor highlighted an interesting aspect of The Doctor's history; nothing is sacred. Some events can never change in comics; characters like Uncle Ben and the Wayne parents just can't come back to life. Such a change would redefine who the characters are. Doctor Who, however, is not burdened by such a dependency. In fact, Day of the Doctor proved the show is willing to embrace its manipulative canon to continue the show for fifty years more.

1. The Doctor is Here to Stay

The many faces of The Doctor line up in Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor

While it was fun to speculate who John Hurt's character would be and what past Who stars would make appearances, fans everywhere should remember that this wasn't just an event, it was a test. Following a lengthy hiatus, Doctor Who has undoubtably been on a comeback, but Day of the Doctor proved this comeback is more than successful, it's historic. The film raked in over ten million dollars in just three days, despite it's originally being aired on television the first night of it's screenings. This is made even more impressive when you compare it to The Fifth Estate, a major motion picture with well over a thirty million dollar budget which barely managed to gross nine million dollars. While it would be easy to see this news and begin speculating the meaning of such a massive success, which we will certainly do later, it's important to see this news for the glorious truth it really is, The Doctor has returned and he is here to stay. 

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    What Should Star Wars Episode 7 be Titled?

    Posted by Anthony Mango - Wednesday, November 27, 2013

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    Virtually no information has been officially confirmed about the upcoming Star Wars film, so much so that we don't even have a title to call it outside of Episode VII. As with casting decisions, plot ideas, and nearly everything else, the name of the film has been subject to countless rumors and unreliable reports.

    Factoring in all of those rumors and the speculation that each fan can mull over in his or her own mind, what do you think the title should be?

    For those keeping track, three of the titles that have been rumored are A New Dawn, Rise of the Jedi, and Return of the Sith.

    My personal point of view is that each one of those is awful. It could be worse, sure, but it could be significantly better, and as a Star Wars fanboy, I'm not willing to settle.

    All three of these titles fail on two levels to me:

    1. They include words that are heavily overused in titles right now: dawn, rise, and return. I'm surprised "Age of ___" hasn't been rumored, since we're getting Avengers: Age of Ultron and Transformers: Age of Extincton.

    2. They're far too similar to previous titles. There's a pattern that George Lucas established with his titles, which I think should be respected, but that doesn't mean you should have extremely little creativity in choosing your options.

    The first film of each trilogy (episodes I and IV) has been patterned to describe a person or thing. A New Hope and The Phantom Menace identify a noun and a plot point that influence the rest of the films in their respective series. The second film of each illustrates an organization's action (Attack of the Clones and The Empire Strikes Back). The third puts a cap on the events that were building up to a logical end point, with a force-wielding entity establishing itself (the Sith come back and have their revenge, the Jedi return to order).

    Yet isn't A New Dawn too similar to A New Hope? Don't Rise of the Jedi and Return of the Sith just sound exactly like Return of the Jedi and Revenge of the Sith?

    Although a lot of people would argue that it isn't a necessity to follow this formula at all, I'm one of those writers who thoroughly enjoys structure and references to patterns. If I were in the shoes of George Lucas and someone went against the path that I had laid out before them, I'd be annoyed.

    That being said, what would my suggestions be that can fit in with this mold?

    Star Wars: Episode VII - A Rising Tide

    This is a healthy compromise. If the studios are adamant that "rise" needs to be in there somewhere, it calms their stomachs without flat-out saying "Rise of Jedi" or something. It pays homage to the structure, and it works a pun in there that can be debated for the future. Who was the phantom menace, exactly? Was it the Sith in general or Palpatine specifically? For a while, people thought it was just Darth Maul. Is the new hope Luke or is it that Anakin may turn away from the dark side? Is this rising tide the resurgence of the Jedi Order or is it the new threat on the horizon that abuses the Force for evil purposes?

    Star Wars: Episode VIII - Assault on/from the Republic

    We've already seen activity from the clones and the empire, so the republic should get the chance to get in on the action in a title. The difference between these two titles is whether or not you want the republic to be on the offensive or on the defensive.

    Star Wars: Episode IX - Balance to the Force

    I toyed with the idea of A Rising Force for Episode VII, but felt that this was a stronger title. We've already had reference to the Jedi and the Sith, so the natural progression is for the Force itself to get the nod. It also follows the structure of "____ of the _____" to an extent. It can be argued that the destruction of the Sith was the balancing of the Force that the prophecy foretold (and I feel as though that should not be eliminated from the continuity), so there clearly needs to be some kind of a new threat in this next trilogy. We're not going to see Jedi fighting it out with a bunch of normal criminals and that's all. There will have to be some kind of villainous threat connected with the Force that disrupts the balance achieved at the end of Return of the Jedi. What's tough about this is that without the plot details to go from, it's difficult to pinpoint what the endgame will be for the trilogy, so it needs to be built around pure speculation and not much else.

    There may be better ideas out there, I'll admit, but for now, that's what I would go with on a blind guess without knowing anything about the current plot or what Disney's plans are for the future.

    What are YOUR ideas? Tell us in the comments below!

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    Week in Geek: November 27th, 2013

    Posted by Jeff Penner

    Want to know what happened the past few days in nerd culture? WEEK IN GEEK is your quick fix to catch up with the rest of the fanboys out there.

    Nerdy current events in geek culture for this week
    MOVIES

    X-Men: Days of Future Past plot point reveals a connection between Magneto and the JFK assassination.

    My take: With the first film taking place during the Cuban Missile Crisis and this film tackling another real-life event, it takes away a bit of the timelessness of the films. To watch these movies again in a decade means the watcher would have a hard time keeping the story taking place as "modern day".

    Paul Rudd all but confirmed to be the sought after lead for Marvel's Ant-Man movie.

    My take: Wicked. Awesome. Who doesn't love Paul Rudd? His humor and style would be perfect and I would love to see him take an action turn.

    Empire magazine shows the first official released image of Optimus Prime and his "new design"....

    My take: Ugh. When I heard they were re-designing the characters for the 4th film, I was thinking "streamline" or "more G1". What we seem to be getting is nothing but more of the same. They may have taken out a few open sores and visible cogs here and there but ultimately the designs are as horrible as they ever were.

    VIDEO GAMES

    PS4 and Xbox One both launch to high sales and high glitches.

    My take: The only thing these companies could do with such a huge product rollout was handle how they reacted to any issues. On both sides, from the sounds of it, both companies did right by their customers. Gamers were helped as quickly as I'm sure was physically possible when it came to online glitches and console breakdowns. New consoles were offered and appeasement games were given out as a "thanks for your patience" by Microsoft. Though I'm sure there are thousands of gamers still waiting for aid but considering the huge numbers involved here, I think both companies did the right thing reacting with understanding (and not denying there were any issues).

    TELEVISION

    This week in retrospective geek history: On November 22nd, 1968, Star Trek aired the first inter-racial kiss on television.

    My take: Damn right, they did. Star Trek broke new ground in more ways than one, inspiring politics and science alike.

    Teaser trailer for season 3 of Sherlock hit the internet.

    My take: So frustrating there is no date posted yet. The season ended on what I can't believe was a cliffhanger and I can't wait to see how this gets resolved. I'm so glad a patient and intelligent series like this has gained such high acclaim. Shows like this raise the bar for good TV.

    COMIC BOOKS

    DC/WB officially wins full copyright to Superman.

    My take: As a creator myself, I sympathize with the families of Seigel and Shuster. It's not just the financial loss they've been stuck with but after decades of litigation, the big company defeated them. They'll still be noted with creator credit, as they have been since 1938 in comics, TV and movies but this still stings.

    Geoff Johns off Aquaman with #25

    My take: This does not bode well for the King of the Seas. I've always been inspired by the underdog characters and you don't get much better than Arthur Curry. The book will need to gain one hell of a respected team to keep it's momentum going or face yet another cancelled series. DC has worked very hard to make Aquaman a big time player in The New 52 and a cancelled book would throw everything off kilter.

    Mark Waid and Chris Samnee's run on Daredevil will end this spring, very odd since the book has had nothing but success.

    My take: (Mark Waid and Chris Samnee's run on Daredevil will continue immediately after with new numbering!? Waid has justified it as the series takes a dramatic turn in "every aspect" of Matt's life, even moving DD to San Francisco). Whatever they want to do! I've enjoyed Waid's run on DD like nothing else I've read in decades. The low key tone of the plotlines is amazing considering most of the stories are actually much broader than Waid makes them feel. I just have so much fun reading them that they feel like a fun movie of the week.

    HOLLYWOOD (but the UK kind)

    Monty Python announces their return to the stage, new show sells out in 43 seconds!

    My take: A group of legends that changed the face of comedy as we know it. Expect the scalper prices on these tickets to skyrocket to epic proportions.

    TECHNOLOGY

    http://www.fbomb.com is a website made by an Ontario, Canada student that tracks, in real time, any use of the "F" word, worldwide.

    My take: It's fascinating to watch. Check it out and see how often Americans swear compared to Canadians.

    Watch out for this segment each and every Wednesday. We'll see you next week!
    Did we miss something? What are your thoughts on these topics? Leave us a comment below!

    Top 10 Collectibles Gift List from Entertainment Earth

    Posted by Michelle Quillen - Tuesday, November 26, 2013

    If there's anywhere you should go to comb through thousands of options for getting the collector in your life something he or she doesn’t yet own, consider your destination Entertainment Earth.

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    The Simi Valley-based company and online licensed product powerhouse came from the humble beginnings of a garage operation 17 years ago and has grown to currently offer almost 15,000 individual items from their online store.

    Adam West costume 18 inches Black Knight TV NECO toys DC comicsCovering all the grounds from TV and movies to comics and games, this go-to source of pop culture collectibles is here to get you started on shopping for Fanboys of all ages with this top ten list of their favorite gifts (in no particular order).

    Adam West figure from the 1966 Batman TV Series
    Fans of Batman before he became today's stylized, black-cloaked Caped Crusader will be rushed back to seeing him on the small screen with this 1:4 scale figure of the character played by Adam West. Keeping true to West's physique and the details of his dark blue cape, rounded black mask with drawn on brows, and even the accessories that come with his utility belt, this piece's 20 points of articulation will make it hard to keep it pristinely caged behind a glass display. Manufactured by world-famous collectible creator NECA, the 18-inch figure sells for $84.99 and ships for free.

    Pop! vinyl toys popular children animated movie goggles cuteDespicable Me 2 Vinyl Minions
    Manufactured by Funko, the easily recognizable vinyl Pop! toys have taken on the appearance of everyone's favorite characters from Despicable Me, the Minions. Shown here is Dave, just one of various Minion characters offered by Entertainment Earth from this year's animated comedy. Also available are cycloptic Carl with his spiky hair, and Purple Minion with his evil under bite. These measure 3¾" tall, are recommended for ages 5 and up, and carry the petite price tag of only $9.99.

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    Doctor Who 8" Action Figures with Tin Tote
    It wouldn't seem right to release Dr. Who action figures without representing the extensive span of the program. Not just one, but two Doctors—one being the original and the other our modern-day 11th Doctor—both arrive in a tin tote with artwork that conveys the 50 years of the series' span. Created by Bif Bang Pow!, the tin tote is approximately 8 5/8" wide, 6¾" tall, and 4" deep. The first Dr. Who and the 11th, played respectively by William Hartnell and Matt Smith, stand 8" tall and have multiple points of articulation. Present the Whovian in your life with both of these figures, their included accessories, and the tin tote for $54.99 plus free domestic shipping.

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    Hot Wheels Star Trek Wave 1 Vehicle Case
    Imagine one collectible that combines the elements of two unforgettable childhood obsessions: Star Trek and Hot Wheels. The die-cast metal model makers have adopted both the war-torn and unharmed appearances of the Starfleet and enemy ships from Star Trek to bring you a collection of four ships: the USS Vengeance (Star Trek: Into Darkness), the USS Kelvin (Star Trek), the USS Excelsior NCC 2000 (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country) and the Klingon Battle Cruiser (Star Trek: Into Darkness). Each measures about 6" long and are incredibly detailed. The set can be yours today for $54.99 with free domestic shipping.

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    LEGO Mindstorms EV3 31313
    The fact that LEGO has come up with their most sophisticated technology yet will make you forgive them for inflicting so much pain on your feet in the middle of the dark. LEGO Mindstorms EV3 is a robot revolution that you can build and command to walk, think, and talk. The masterful toy can be controlled with a remote, or you can download a free app that turns your smartphone into a command center. There are five robot models available: TRACK3R, R3PTAR, SPIK3R, EV3RSTORM, and GRIPP3R. Each unit houses a USB port for WiFi and Internet connectivity, a Micro SD card reader, backlit buttons, and four motor ports. Including the LEGO Technic elements, the total number of pieces per box comes to more than 600. Your very own personal AI for $349.99 plus free shipping within the US only.

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    Minecraft Core Player Steve Action Figure Survival Pack
    Minecraft merchandise is hard to turn down due to the hours of dedication and creativity that go into every world. Jazwares brings you a kit that includes articulated 3" main character Steve plus a workbench, pickax, sword, bed, chest, and torch. It's like the basement you'll be living in when you get kicked out for gaming instead of job hunting! This set is available for $23.99.

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    Monster High Ghouls Alive Dolls Set
    When my former boss told me that her 8-year-old daughter would love the way I dress because I look like a Monster High character, I wasn't sure how to take it. However, seeing these Barbie-gone-goth dolls by Mattel in their exclusive "Ghoul Alive" ensembles, that's pretty awesome. The set of three includes characters by the name of Frankie Stein, Clawdeen Wolf, and Spectra Vondergeist. Each also features appropriately themed lights and sounds, plus a stand for display. Frankie Stein's skull, ribs, and bolts light up; Spectra Vondergeist glows and emits ghastly moans; and Clawdeen Wolf rears back her head and closes her eyes to howl at the sky with her arms above her head. No need to worry about shipping, as it is free within the US. Order the set for $79.99, however, and enjoy never sleeping again.

    Star Wars Black Series 6" Action Figures Wave 1
    What handpicked gift list would be complete without something related to Star Wars? These highly detailed 6" scale figures by Hasbro will have you busting out your boxed set to relive the action of a galaxy far, far away. Luke Skywalker is missing nothing but Yoda in his trademark orange jumpsuit. Darth Maul and an Imperial Sandtrooper stand proudly to represent the Dark Side of your collection, while R2-D2 completes Wave 1 of this Black Series. Each character is packaged individually within the case, which is available for $79.99 with free shipping. There is a Wave 2 case for the same price on Entertainment Earth, which houses Greedo, Boba Fett, and must-haves Slave Leia and Han Solo, but it is temporarily out of stock. Grab Wave 1 up while you can. It's not a trap!

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    The Walking Dead Merle and Daryl Dixon Action Figure 2-Pack
    As if there would be any Walking Dead fan who'd be willing to add the Dixon brothers to their collection any other way than coming from the same box. This surprisingly accurate two-pack contains crossbow-wielding Daryl and his own flesh and blood (no spoilers here), Merle. Both figures stand 5" tall with 20 points of articulation and were manufactured by MacFarland using 3D scans of the actual actors. Order the backwoods brothers set plus extra weapons to complete their badassery for only $27.99.

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    Venture Bros. Color Changing Brock 16 oz. (2) Glass Set
    Nothing makes drinking more fun than color changing pint glasses to tell you when it's either time for a refill or some more ice. Created by Bif Bang Pow!, these two 16 oz. glasses are adorned with Brock Samson from The Venture Bros., one of the best animated shows of all time. The secret agent dons a knife and clean duds in a room-temp glass, only to be covered with blood and blade stains once the beverage inside lowers the glass's temperature. The Venture Bros. logo also changes from white to red but, along with the other crimson coloration, returns to its original state as it returns to normal temp. Whether filled with ice water or a nice frosty beer, these would make for a fun challenge to top off your drink before the red disappears. $17.99 for the set of two.

    Entertainment Earth's President, Jason Labowitz, is proud to compile these items as they are an extension of the staff's own favorites. "As longtime collectors and fans ourselves, we crafted the list with products that we want or have in our own collections," he states. "These collectibles are the type of gift that will be enjoyed today and 20 years from now."

    All the items listed above can be purchased at Entertainment Earth, where you can search for products by title, genre, type, and brand. Which of these top ten would you gift yourself or someone else? Let us know in the Comments section below!

    Wipeout of the Week - Damn Hippies!

    Posted by Mike Paden - Monday, November 25, 2013

    It's your Monday morning pick-me-up, the Fanboys Anonymous Wipeout of the Week! A dose of humanity's bloopers caught in the act and presented to you at the beginning of every week. This one involves what is perhaps my favorite pastime, making music. To me there's nothing like strumming the old guitar, especially if it's with some friends to share the melody.

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    Unfortunately, not everybody shares the same love for music.

    Part Two of our look at the top sixteen greatest games of the late 1990s is here, and this week we look at numbers 12 through 9. There's not much that can be said that hasn't been said in the last entry, so we'll just continue on with number 12.

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    12. Duke Nukem 3D: Released in 1996 By 3D Realms, Duke Nukem 3D may not have been the original first-person shooter to be released, but what Duke Nukem 3D brought to the masses can't be overlooked. The original Duke Nukem games were side-scroller action games released by Apogee (the maiden name for 3D Realms) and followed the exploits of Duke, a walking parody of '90s action movie lead tropes. Part Three took the same premise and brought it to first-person 3D. With that, DN3D brought to FPS games its first leading man. Sure, we had the likes of "Doomguy," but that was the barest stretch of a character. Duke had a look, a voice, and an attitude that immediately resonated with the rebellious nature of the mid-'90s Generation X crowd.

    Following in the footsteps of the first two series titles, Duke Nukem 3D also brought a wealth of pop culture references, including movies ranging from 2001: A Space Odyssey to Shawshank Redemption, and even then-current pop culture news (there's a TV showing a police car chasing a white Ford Bronco). Duke's crass and rebellious nature even started controversy from the mainstream, bringing attention to all the rampant violence and sexually explicit content the game came with (what with all the strippers you could tip to show their partially-censored breasts to you). This attention no doubt helps cement Duke's place in video game history, but that doesn't mean it was all show and no go.

    DK3D's build engine was advanced for its time. The gameplay played much faster and looser than the games before it; enemies seemed to be much more of a challenge than your imps and Nazis from previous titles. But what really put it over as a unique game was its ingenious level design. The build engine allowed for some truly unique levels, due to a system that did not limit levels to size and proximity. Levels can be built anywhere and go anywhere. Whole floors can stack and connect onto themselves regardless of size and shape, hallways could loop in on themselves endlessly, and rooms could lead into smaller rooms that are actually much bigger inside. This led to unique and fun gameplay. A game that truly defined fun in the '90s, this game has provided a much longer legacy than its unfortunate predecessor Duke Nukem Forever, but thanks to this game being ported to every console and its mother, we can remember Duke Nukem 3D for what it was.

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    11. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Dubbed "Metroid-Vania" by fans and critics alike, 1997's Symphony of the Night was... a commercial flop. At least here in the States, the game was imported with very little marketing, and subsequently failed to sell very well in its initial run. But thanks to word of mouth from critics and fans, the game stands as the definition of a cult classic, on par with the likes of Mario in terms of 2D gaming of that era. So what is it about SOTN that makes it the darling of the Castlevania series? Up until this point, the series had established itself as a solid 2D action series, especially thanks to the success of Super Castlevania 4 on the Super Nintendo. But with the release of Symphony, the folks at Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo raised the gameplay bar in every way.

    Before going into what changes were made, it's best to at least sum up the plot. Symphony is direct sequel of sorts to the Japanese version of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood. (I say Japanese because the American version on the SNES changed the ending, which ruins continuity.) You start off playing the last fight of Rondo of Blood as Richter Belmont against Dracula and winning. From there, you jump ahead four years and play as Dracula's son, Alucard, who is hell-bent on destroying Dracula's castle. It is here that you find out that Dracula is not as dead as you think, and that Richter might be at the center of all this. Along the way you meet up with familiar characters straight from Rondo of Blood, including Maria (a vampire hunter Richter rescues from the first game) and Dracula's assistant, Shaft. All of this is the usual fare that leads you to the final climactic battle with Dracula.

    However, what isn't part of the usual fare is how you take that journey. It is here that the game deviates from the norm and stands out among its predecessors. Gone are the straightforward levels of the original games. This time the game lives up to its Metroid namesake, confining you to the sprawling castle interiors. Much of the game is about exploring the castle's numerous locked doors and diverging pathways, with more emphasis on backtracking than getting to the end of the level. For some, this might seem like a step back in the action, but Symphony steps the game up with new RPG elements in hand. Gone is the classic whip; in exchange, you have a myriad of weapons and items at your disposal, as well as new character attributes (including strength, intelligence, defense, and luck) and a leveling system that will help you work your way up to fighting against the ultimate evil of Dracula.

    It's not only in gameplay where Symphony makes a leap. Graphically the game is stunning, with more detailed sprites and smoother animations than previously seen in the series. While it was a big gamble for the series' first PS1 game to stick with 2D, it was worth the risk (especially given that the 3D alternative, Castlevania 64, didn't fare as well in the transition). Also included with the looks is the sound—a widely varied soundtrack that not only spans numerous genres from jazz and classical to thrash metal and techno, but sounds amazing thanks to the much more advanced CD capabilities of the PS1.

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was a shot in the arm for the series and set the stage for it for years to come. It may not have been the massive splash Konami was hoping for in the US, but it clearly has etched its place in the long run in video gaming in the '90s.

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    10. Resident Evil: Released in 1996 for the Sony Playstation, Resident Evil is seen as a trailblazer not just in video games, but in modern entertainment. While the latter boast might seem like hyperbole, when you consider today's fascination with zombies in the entertainment world, its easy to see how this game sparked popular culture's curiosity with the undead. Taking the gameplay facets of previous titles like Alone in the Dark and infusing them with the zombie mythos set up by the likes of George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil seemingly crafted its own genre of gaming, dubbed "Survival Horror."

    So what is Resident Evil all about? The premise is simple. You play two of several members of the local SWAT analog of the fictional Raccoon City who are sent to a nearby mansion on the outskirts of town. From there, you discover that the house is overrun with the undead—both zombies and other horrific oddities (including mutant plants and zombie dogs). As you learn more and more about the house, you uncover a sinister plot carried out by the evil Umbrella Corporation and take it upon yourself to stop their plans by any means necessary.

    Rather than make this a run and gun first person shooter (which was actually the initial development plan), the developers at Capcom opted for a slower, moodier set-up. Movement is stilted and slower-paced, while the camera is fixed into positions that give a gloomier look to the environment. Couple that with a limited arsenal of weapons that you to have to severely regulate, and what would be seen as a gaming hindrance by today's standards actually combined to make a taut, tense gameplay experience where you really never knew what was gonna creep out from around and try to bite you, or if you would have what it takes to survive.

    Since the first game, the series legacy can be seen in today's obsession with the undead, as seen in the numerous zombie-related movies, books, and TV shows. The series itself has even spawned a movie franchise spanning multiple successful films. The game series itself has even evolved past its PS1 roots, delving into online gaming (Outbreak), arcade light gun gaming (Dead Aim and Survivor), and even the main series has shed its slower paced gameplay for more of an action-adventure pace with Resident Evil 4 and beyond. Most importantly though, is the series spawned many copycat franchises of its own that capitalized on the new survival horror genre. One of which would be...

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    9. Silent Hill: As Resident Evil's success grew in the late '90s, so too did the number of contenders to challenge Capcom's crown in the survival horror ring. Square released Parasite Eve in 1998, which took the RE formula and mixed it with RPG elements. Sony released Syphon Filter in 1999, which took the basic story of Resident Evil but put more emphasis on action and espionage. Even Capcom that same year released their own competitor to their own franchise with Dino Crisis, which took the survival horror formula, but substituted zombies with dinosaurs. However, among all these games released that year, Konami brought out what most consider the biggest competitor to Resident Evil, Silent Hill.
    Silent Hill is the story of Harry Mason, a single father who is trapped in the hazy, mysterious town of Silent Hill, trying to locate his adopted daughter Cheryl. Along the way he meets other occupants of the town, including a local cop named Cybil Bennet. As the story progresses, you realize there is more to this town than meets the eye. You start to slip into an alternate version of the town, one filled with evil creatures and nightmarish imagery.

    What makes this game more effective in terms of survival horror is that it focuses less on action and more on mood. While Resident Evil had its tense moments, it was always at its core an action-adventure game (a distinction that would come full circle in later iterations). Silent Hill focused more on limiting the player and heightening the fear. Less emphasis is put on gunplay and more on hand-to-hand combat, often pressing you to avoid conflict with the numerous grotesque creatures you will face. Many levels are cloaked in darkness, forcing you to use a flashlight. Sound also plays a huge factor in the mood of Silent Hill. Music is used sparingly; the game relies largely on ambient noise. Most effective, though, is one of your main items; a radio that emits static when enemies are near. Walking through a dark tunnel and hearing your radio go off without you being able to see the enemy shambling towards you creates a kind of fear that Resident Evil could never pull off.

    But what really puts Silent Hill a step above Resident Evil is its storytelling. As the game progresses, you warp between the main town and a much darker "other world," yet the game always second-guesses whether the world you warp to is real or a figment of your imagination. It is this depth of narrative that brings a sense of psychological fear that stretches further than the standard zombie menace story. Since the first iteration, the series has grow more and more robust in fear (with many labeling Silent Hill 2 the scariest game of all time). But there's no denying those seeds were sown deep in the first chapter of the series.

    And thus we end Part Two. So what do we have to look forward to going into the home stretch? We look at icons of the brainy, the buxom, the stylish, and the super. Check out Part Three, coming soon.

    Superior Venom Revealed and Agent Venom is a Guardian of the Galaxy

    Posted by Orion Petitclerc - Sunday, November 24, 2013

    When last I wrote about Venom on Fanboys Anonymous, I reflected upon fears both I and many other Agent Venom fans had at the recent close of the longest-running Venom series and the impending doom of the "Darkest Hours" storyarc in Superior Spider-Man that would see the birth of the Superior Venom. Those were dark, scary, depressing times for Venomaniacs like myself. Well, Wednesday shone a light of hope in our hearts when Marvel released preview pages for Superior Spider-Man #24 depicting the Superior Venom in action and the new mystery team member on the cover of the Free Comic Book Day special issue of Guardians of the Galaxy: Agent Venom.

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    Obviously, Wednesday was one of the most hopeful days for me this year. Sad, right? (Well, you're wrong.) Instead of reiterating what's already been revealed, though, I'm going to explain why the news—when it all boils down—is bittersweet. Just in case you're not current on Agent Venom and Superior Spider-Man, let's do a little recap first.

    SPOILER ALERT: Details of current and previously published Superior Spider-Man and Venom issues will be revealed below.

    The Gist of It

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    Before the Superior Spider-Man there was Agent Venom, so symbiotes first. Agent Venom is the result of Project Rebirth 2.0 combining the Venom symbiote—acquired by the U.S. government from its previous host, MacDonald "The Scorpion" Gargan—with wounded Army veteran and issue-1 (rather, Amazing Fantasy #15) supporting cast member of the Spider-Man mythos, Eugene "Flash" Thompson. Agent Venom was conceived at first as a black-ops Spider-Man working secretive tactical missions until Project Rebirth 2.0 was shut down by the crown jewel of the first Project Rebirth, Captain America. After that, Agent Venom enjoyed a decent tour of vigilantism creating more enemies than allies, breaking up with his long-time girlfriend Betty Brant, hooking up with Asgardian hottie Valkyrie, and teaming up with a kaleidoscope of Marvel's heroes and antiheroes. His solo Venom title came to a sad conclusion at issue #42, leaving old symbiotic rival Eddie Brock (currently the new and bad-ass Toxin) and new symbiotic sidekick Andi "Mania" Benton in seemingly perpetual limbo while Agent Venom lives (if you can call it that) on life support in Marvel NOW!'s Thunderbolts.
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    On the other side of the tracks, Spider-Man became arguably "Superior" after long-time archnemesis Doctor Otto Octavius, a.k.a. Doctor Octopus, switched minds with Peter Parker in a last-ditch effort to evade death. Peter died in Otto's broken body, leaving the former villain with Uncle Ben's famous line (need I repeat it?) and asking Otto to promise him to carry on as Spider-Man. Otto promises he would be the Superior Spider-Man and proceeds to take Peter's life on a joyride "perfecting" Peter's and his own foibles and turning the mantle of Spider-Man into something to be feared and respected. During his time, SpOck (a fan abbreviation of Spider-Ock) had befriended and blackmailed Mayor J. Jonah Jameson, had an intervention courtesy of the Avengers, killed a Carnage-level killer in public, erased trace elements of Peter's consciousness, and raised a Spider Army complete with henchmen and giant and small robots.

    Agent Venom and pre-Superior Spider-Man briefly faced off early on in Agent Venom's career right before "Spider-Island" made waves, but since then the ying and the yang of the Spiderverse never tangled their webs until next week's long-awaited showdown in "Darkest Hours."

    Superior Revelations

    Back in October, Marvel released its solicitation for Superior Spider-Man #25—the last issue of "Darkest Hours"—that raised a perplexing question. The solicitation read, "Otto Octavius, the Superior Spider-Man, in a life-or-death struggle against the original Superior Venom!" Who exactly would be considered the original Superior Venom: Eddie, the first Venom, or Peter, the symbiote's first human host?

    Classically, "Venom" referred explicitly and exclusively to the moniker shared between Eddie and the symbiote. "You may call me Venom—for that's what I'm paid to spew out these days! I'm your victim, Spider-Man—I'm the innocent you ruined," is the first time Venom referenced the origin of his name in Amazing Spider-Man #300, but the most memorable and defining quote with which he accurately named himself comes from the '90s Spider-Man: The Animated Series: "We are like a poison to you Spider-Man, that is why we call ourselves Venom!" (Every host after Eddie was called Venom because of the character's iconography, mainly—or so I like to believe.)

    Then again, if Marvel and Dan Slott, the writer of Superior Spider-Man, are just in the mood of throwing out tradition as they're often accused of, then the original Superior Venom would refer to the symbiote's first host, even though Spider-Man never was or has been officially referenced to as Venom when he wore the black suit. Technically, calling Spider-Man the original Venom is just outright wrong because of what the moniker stood for, but from the preview pages of issue #24, it looks like that's exactly the direction Slott's headed. Even though making SpOck the Superior Venom would seem counterintuitive to issue #25's solicitation—essentially pitting SpOck against himself or, more appropriately and likely, the symbiote—three features in the preview pages (besides the costume resemblance) prove that he is, in fact, hosting the symbiote:
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    Superior Venom's four symbiote tentacles springing from his
    back are akin to SpOck's mechanical spider arms;
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    the red metallic pieces on Superior Venom's forearms exposed
    beneath the symbiote are reminiscent of SpOck's arm bracers;
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    and the unlettered panels' implication that
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    For a couple of hours, Agent Venom's doom was seemingly spelled out, especially since his tenure in the current Thunderbolts roster shows almost no indication of continuity with the former Venom series or Superior Spider-Man. Then came the next bombshell.

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    A few days before Wednesday, Marvel had solicited the cover to their Free Comic Book Day issue of Guardians of the Galaxy, which revealed two new team members: Carol Danvers, a.k.a. Captain Marvel, and a mystery character shrouded in a black silhouette. Being the needy symbiote junkies we are, Venomaniacs looked at this cover and began to speculate that perhaps Agent Venom was the mystery character based on the minute details of the silhouette. They were right (I speculated against the possibility based on the silhouette's bulkiness and what I thought was a mismatch of Venom's crowd vs. the Guardians), and Agent Venom was revealed as the team's mystery member.

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    Hope had returned for Agent Venom. (I started tweeting #AgentVenomLives in a failed attempt to trend a modified version of Marvel's #CoulsonLives.) This was proof that Flash would survive "Darkest Hours" and keep the symbiote. Even if Marvel has yet to announce a new Venom ongoing series, at least we're going to get another monthly ongoing series featuring our favorite symbiote. What does this mean about Agent Venom's other ongoing team book, Thunderbolts, though? Is it possible for him to retain active membership with the Red Hulk's street-level dream team and an intergalactic, space-traveling band of peculiarities? My answer: no, blissful no.

    It's no secret that Venomaniacs bemoan Agent Venom's involvement with the Thunderbolts. Daniel Way, the current series's first writer, was infamous among our crowd for his abominable Venom limited series from 2003 to 2004 (even though I personally didn't mind it), and his mistreatment of Agent Venom in this series poisoned the well that much more. Although Charles Soule has been working to mend Way's damages since he took over the series at issue #12, Thunderbolts remains tainted land for Agent Venom in Venomaniacs' opinions, even if it's the only title in which the character remains active.

    A change of scenery is just what Agent Venom needs, and Guardians of the Galaxy fits the bill, if oddly. My guess, along with several others', is that Agent Venom is going to be replaced in Thunderbolts with Ghost Rider come February when he joins the roster to help solve the problem of Mercy, the Thunderbolts' secret weapon of mass destruction going rogue. If Agent Venom does leave the Thunderbolts, it really will be a huge sigh of relief the world shall hear on that day. I wouldn't even care if he didn't get his turn to decide the mission for the team.

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    It's all aces then, it would seem. Wouldn't it? Well, don't be so hasty with your conclusions! Here's the silver lining of it all: Guardians of the Galaxy is written by Brian Michael Bendis, and if you're a Venomaniac, you know that means trouble with a capital UH-OH. Famous for his creation of Ultimate Spider-Man alongside one of symbiote fans' favorite artists, Mark Bagley, Bendis has had a rocky history with writing symbiotes and Eddie Brock. His Ultimate Venom (both versions) received mixed reactions from the fandom, his portrayal of Anti-Venom in the short-lived Revengers team was absolutely horrendous, he killed Carnage in New Avengers, and he once said "Venom sucks" and that he didn't want to write the character. Bendis has since recanted that last statement, but remains on Venomaniacs' naughty list (especially mine, since I believe he can't write Moon Knight either, evidenced by his Ultimate Moon Knight and 2011 limited series). When I learned Bendis would be manhandling Agent Venom in Guardians of the Galaxy, I had my reasonable doubts until he sold a reader with a 3-word pitch for Agent Venom's first story arc. I was sold, too. Damn his eyes!

    Regardless of the allure of his 3-word pitch, I still hold bated breath. Bendis has yet to impress me with his work on symbiotes. I hear readers are loving his work on Guardians of the Galaxy right now, but hopefully he can win me over as opposed to Way and Soule. My hope is that Agent Venom's stint on the cosmic team will be paralleled with a Venom relaunch for the All New Marvel NOW! movement or that it will garner enough interest in readers to launch a new solo series. What would be even better, though, is if we saw Agent Venom reunited with Mania back in Philadelphia, stalked by Toxin for his irresponsibility with the symbiote; but with Marvel's track record in pleasing Venomaniacs, chances of that happening are slim.

    I'm going to be excited with next week's Superior Spider-Man issue regardless, since now I know Agent Venom's going to pull through, just as I'll be okay with the last issue of Superior Carnage knowing that Cletus Kasady will return as Carnage in February's Superior Carnage Annual. I can only hope that the limbo prior to these news pieces was rock bottom and that the only way to go from here is up. I try not to set my expectations too high so that I remain pleasantly surprised, but I'm expecting to see Agent Venom's darkest days on Thunderbolts end soon and his revival in Guardians of the Galaxy take him to new heights.

    Think we're going to get the Agent Venom we remember and love from Venom back in Guardians of the Galaxy? Are you excited to see what Slott has planned for the Superior Venom? Will you be blasting off into outer space with Agent Venom in May? Let us know in the comments below!

    Marvel vs DC: Should DC Stick to TV?

    Posted by Unknown - Saturday, November 23, 2013

    Let me preface this by clarifying something: I'm biased. I love DC Comics. I'm a big fan of a lot of Marvel stuff, no question, but DC has a special place in my heart. And so it pains me greatly that it's no secret Marvel has delivered a thorough whupping to its counterpart in the Cinematic Universe department. One would think it wouldn't be so hard to at least keep up with Marvel, though the evidence of our senses tells us otherwise. A number of factors come into play that have led me to a shocking conclusion that I'll handily break down for you in a moment, but allow this teaser to suffice for now: what if DC brawled with Marvel by offering an alternative, rather than direct competition?

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    For a long time, DC had the upper hand on Marvel with regards to film adaptations. They got high-profile superheroes on film first with 1978's Superman and 1989's Batman, and their subsequent (mostly unfortunate) sequels. They even had a run of mid-00's films based off projects from their Vertigo imprint. And, of course, Christopher Nolan's '05-'12 landmark Dark Knight trilogy that changed the superhero movie genre forever and all that. Looking back now, it's like the man said: a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Up until the late nineties, really, with Blade, Marvel had nothing. That's twenty years of DC cinematic supremacy, because the Marvel movies started off their initial run pretty well with 1998's aforementioned Blade, 2000's X-Men (another game-changer), and 2002's Spider-Man, each of which spawned a trilogy of two good films and one awful one. (Weird, right?) Spider-Man 3 and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer closed out what you might consider the "first wave" of Marvel films in 2007, because 2008 saw the deployment of the superhero movie A-bomb, Iron Man. The rest is recent history, so I'm skipping it. The point is that once Iron Man dropped, the balance began to shift, and five years later the scales have all but fallen on the Marvel-weighted side.

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    Marvel's advantage was a clean slate. Their previous franchises had ended, a new production banner was raised, and Kevin Feige took over as President of Production for Marvel Studios. He's the other advantage. Warner Bros. sat smugly on their Dark Knight franchise as they watched the impossible dream of a shared cinematic universe take increasingly real shape, guided by good vision and good business. When Warner Bros released Batman Begins, it was 2005—a year it shared with Marvel's Fantastic Four, alongside another DC (Vertigo) film, V for Vendetta. Advantage: DC, to be sure. Fast forward to 2008, with the release of The Dark Knight, and you'll also find Iron Man. At the time, the fanboy dream of Nick Fury hinting at the eventual formation of the Avengers was just that. DC had no reason to worry, yet; despite their dashed hopes for a revitalized Superman franchise with 2006's Superman Returns, The Dark Knight sat prettily on an over $1 billion box-office take, with Iron Man making just over half that. Surely, their critically-and-commercially successful superhero series was all they needed.

    Fast forward four more years, to 2012, and suddenly DC's at the end of their flagship Batman franchise with The Dark Knight Rises, in a summer that saw it going toe-to-toe with, as promised four years past, The Avengers. I imagine that's really when the reality of the situation sunk in for Warner Bros. They had seen the component Marvel films released to generally good reviews and returns, but with Avengers it was different because Christopher Nolan delivered a definitive end to his celebrated franchise in the final Batman film. It was done. Bruce and Selina were off in Florence while Alfred drank fancy coffee. The end. Marvel and The Avengers, on the other hand? Just getting started. Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and looking ahead, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, and God knows what other spinoffs or future films. DC, meanwhile? Man of Steel...and that's it. In a year or two comes Batman vs. Superman, and no less a source than Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that Warner Bros. has plans for the entire DC universe, from film to TV to other media—including his own Dark Universe, said to center around the more arcane heroes of the DCU.

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    Ever since Iron Man hinted at the eventual Avengers movie, there have been whispers about the potential of a Justice League response. So from the get-go, DC is following Marvel. Everything they're doing is being judged against what Marvel has been seen to do. Their response has been lagging—they bandied about the idea of expanding Christopher Nolan's Bat-verse into a shared one, but those ideas were quickly kiboshed by the filmmakers themselves protesting that their Batman is a standalone, an oddity in his own world. The movies were good enough to back that up, and it remained untouched. While Marvel was quickly assembling the building blocks of their shared cinematic universe, DC and Warner Bros were in many ways paralyzed, unable to do the same because of the established quality and tone of the Batman films. They were winding down while the competition whipped up something bold and new, and Warner Bros could do nothing but wait and watch as it paid off.

    In among Marvel's impressive slate of projects, there's an oddity: a TV project, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, set in Marvel Cinematic Universe continuity, featuring recognizable characters and cameos from the film franchises. Now, DC is no stranger to TV—I point you toward the excellent and extensive run of the DC animated universe, from Batman: The Animated Series in 1993 through to Justice League Unlimited, which ended in 2006. There was a live-action Superboy TV show in the late 80s and early 90s, Lois and Clark after that, the short-lived Birds of Prey, Smallville, and most recently, Arrow and the upcoming Flash series. (Heaven forbid we forget the camp-tastic Adam West Batman series.) They've also had a recent run of some successful video games, and adapted several of their better-known storylines into well-received animated films.

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    My point is this: DC is no stranger to disparate media. Warner Bros knows this, since they've owned DC to one degree or another since the 1960s, consolidating everything as DC Entertainment in 2009—in the wake of the Disney-Marvel deal, notably. Film has come to be held as the primary medium for grading these companies' successes in adaptations. These two companies have striven for dominance for decades. Whatever one does, the other will try before long. I posit that DC has lost the film "front," if you will. They are too far behind Marvel. Everything they're doing is judged, perhaps unfairly, through the lens of what Marvel has already accomplished and while I dearly love DC heroes, Marvel has always had the upper hand in terms of instantly relatable characters. There is obviously no way in Apokolips Warner Bros will stop or shift focus from producing high-profile, big-budget releases of their DC characters... but there are other ways to play.

    The newest battleground is on TV, where DC was actually ahead of the pack with Arrow. Marvel's own opening salvo came with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Again, a Flash series is expected to spin-off from Arrow in the next year, and FOX is gearing up for a series about a young Jim Gordon called Gotham. David Goyer, writer of the new Superman films, is developing a Constantine show in development at NBC. The CW's even considering adding a third DC show in Hourman. Not to be outdone, Marvel recently revealed plans for four Marvel heroes in a deal with Netflix: Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Daredevil are all getting their own series, leading up to a miniseries event, The Defenders, a kind of street-justice Avengers, and this is where things get interesting.

    It's no secret cable television has seen serious increases in quality over the last several years. It's arguably at it's peak now – Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, The Killing, Sherlock, Downton Abbey. Netflix joined the game this year with House of Cards, and there's clearly more to come from them. Stories are becoming more complex and intriguing, characters more compelling, and the serial format allows viewers to really explore and get in deep with a series. There's one show in particular I think could provide a fascinating template for DC to do, as I mentioned, something different: American Horror Story.

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    Let's go back to the source for a moment: the comic books. Historically, DC has struggled with Marvel's "cool" factor. DC set the stage for a world of hero comics, and Stan Lee took it from there. That's basically the story of comics until Jeanette Kahn became a publisher of DC Comics in 1976, and subsequently President in 1981. There's a lot of history about the rivalry between these companies, but the gist of it is that by the 80s, comics had grown up with their audience and were no longer just for kids. High school and college students would be just as likely to buy Legion of Super-Heroes as any grade schooler. Comics had become more literate, but it was under Kahn that comics became, dare I say, respectable. Under her purview, DC released Watchmen and three landmark Batman stories: Batman: Year One, The Dark Knight Returns, and The Killing Joke. Karen Berger came onboard and the Vertigo imprint was created, gifting readers titles like Sandman and a host of other works. DC found critical success, along with considerable commercial success, in treating their stories and characters seriously, as myths rather than cartoon characters. This success, I would argue, was replicated in Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, which drew many inspirations from the aforementioned Batman works. It's much easier with Batman, but a real lesson DC needs to take to heart is to not be embarrassed about aliens and magic and Amazons. Own it. Trust your creators, trust your characters and story, and execute as well as possible.

    Both Marvel and DC have multitudes of excellent character-driven storylines from which to draw. It's difficult to explore these often beloved tales in the span of a two-hour film, or indeed a six-hour trilogy. Much gets compressed or tossed in service of pacing. But these are all characters designed to thrive on long-form storytelling, and I think cable superhero series are a great idea. Were I in charge of such things, I would take that concept one step further with the American Horror Story example and create a constantly-changing superhero anthology show.

    I have to think we're reaching a tipping point in the saturation of comics in the media. Fatigue will set in eventually, whether it's because of Avengers 5: You Don't Know Who Half of These Heroes Are Anymore or Justice League Detroit. Sooner or later, people will say "enough," and the studios should be prepared for that. Marvel's stuff is everywhere, and I think DC's counter and solution is an anthology show adapting their most acclaimed storylines, with a new story every season, like American Horror Story. This could be done with team storylines or with high-profile hero storylines, and the beauty of the current market saturation is exposure; these characters are now inextricably dug into popular culture, moreso than ever before. DC has an advantage in owning some of the most recognizable heroes in existence. This allows them to spend more time introducing less-familiar characters and just leaping directly into the story, without the exposition that both sets up and bogs down fledgling hero franchises. The anthology format allows for smaller, character-driven series alternated with bigger events. For example: one season could be an adaptation of a fan-favorite Batman storyline, "Hush." It features nearly every major Batman villain, most of the Robins, and even a Superman cameo, wrapped in a plot that sees both Batman and Bruce Wayne threatened by both characters' pasts. Follow that up with a Justice League origin story—probably the "Origin" storyline from DC's New 52. As the seasons build, viewers get more and more generally familiar with the characters, and thus my next suggestion:

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    Just kidding.
    Keep changing up the cast. Every season. Change up the directors and writers. Have a production framework in place that allows for a flow of different kinds of creativity. Part of the excitement of comic storytelling is that every writer and artist brings their own flair to the characters. You get something familiar—the point of franchises—and yet different, each time. Fans flock to the shelves to pick up Brian Bendis' Spider-Man or Scott Snyder's Batman. These creators leave a stamp on their characters, an indelible (and sometimes high-water) mark on stories about this or that character. Think about discussions of who plays the best James Bond, or how we now get to compare the old Star Trek cast to the new Star Trek cast. This kind of thing fuels fan debate and sets fire to our obsessive little hearts.

    It's something of a pipe dream, because it's not as though DC or Marvel or anyone will give up on big-budget adaptations of comic stories while they're making their current levels of money. Nor do I mean that they should give up on these films, either; I think a concurrent anthology series could keep things fresh as the films become routine. It could instead present an attractive opportunity for DC in the form of a proving ground. If a character becomes particularly well-received, a solo series or even film could be spun off from the cable series. If a concept does well—say, a season of Sandman or another Vertigo title—it, too, could get its own show after finding a place with audience. It's a flexible concept, one that I think allows DC to assert themselves and blaze a new trail. Let Marvel browbeat the masses with their flashy heroes and big films; maybe DC could take a firmer hold of the cultural imagination with committed, straightforward adaptations of stories that made them famous in the first place.

    My two cents—thanks for reading. Got an opinion? Leave it below!

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