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Punisher: Born Screenplay Fan Fiction

Posted by Fellonius Munch - Sunday, November 10, 2013

A very good day to you all. Thank you for your interest in my fan-fiction movie script. It's something I wrote a while back and am happy to share on fanboysanonymous.com.

Born was written as a modernized update of the classic Punisher origin, and skirts between the various formative events and beginnings of Frank Castle's life as New York City's most wanted vigilante. Essentially, I wanted a story that jumped between Garth Ennis' Marvel Knights and MAX runs and some of the classic 616 issues back from the day when Punisher was making the transition from the misunderstood dark hero of the '70s Spider-Man series.

And why not? Frank has a wicked sense of humor, and throughout their rocky history they've been allies as well as enemies, resulting in several comedic moments. However, I also wanted this script to really get to the heart of Frank's torment, and for that I really didn't want to hold back the blood and guts terror behind the Punisher's eternal war.

Read on and I will explain what I did and why at the end of each act:

ACT 1 – INTRO

Darkness!

Helicopter rotors are spinning, chopping through the wind, drowning out the sound of radio chatter. They’re trying to communicate with a military outpost. No communication is being made. Just dead air.

Fading to light, we’re in the back of a UH-1 Huey Helicopter flying over miles of mountainous terrain. The ground is mostly dust, with patches of green and the odd group of trees. Looking out across the sky, there are several other Hueys riding up beside the one we’re sitting in. The sky is stormy, and both dust and rain whip by in blustery winds.
US Air Cavalry vietnam war battle scene

SOMEWHERE IN THE PAKTIKI PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN

The soldiers on board the Hueys start preparing; locking and loading. They have protective goggles on to shield them from the dust. There is a sense of urgency and fear amongst them. Out the sides, smoke starts to run wildly though the air—racing away as if trying to escape some terrible thing. Up front, there’s a better view as the Hueys approach the LZ.

PILOT:

Sweet Jesus.

PILOT #2:

Sweet FUCKIN’ Jesus?!!

A platoon sergeant steps up front, looking over the shoulder of the pilots. One glance, and he turns to shout to his men. Not a word is understood over the chopping blades and the wind.

The Hueys swoop in a mile’s distance from the landing zone to see what remains of the US Marines’ military outpost in the area. There has been a devastating large-scale ambush, and to finish it all off, it appears that much of the area has been bombed/incinerated. The earth is black and charred but sodden by rain. Leaden clouds fill the sky in heavy contrast to the burned earth below, and thick plumes of acrid smoke trail away from the remaining fires

The helicopters pass low over the charred remains of elevated machine gun nests. Bodies cover the blackened earth in a half-baked mosaic of blood, burned flesh, and camouflage; a poorly presented jigsaw of wasted human life.

Grounded choppers lie dismembered and overturned, shattered windows still reflecting the grey sky and the burning fires, the cockpits within smouldering like black holes in reality. Faces upturned in the mud look up to the sky, their deathly grimaces white as ash, sometimes even just coated in ash.

On landing, Marines file out, running bent over with M16A4s, M4A1 Carbines and M249 SAWs aimed across the war zone. Bodies line the ground thinly at first—bodies of the Taliban—and they steadily pile up. Many of them are shot to pieces, limbs tattered if not completely gone. One soldier starts to vomit while others can’t help but stop and gloat.

One sergeant looks out across the muddy strip and sees a figure standing dark amid a curtain of smoke. M16A4 tucked into his shoulder, aimed forward, his face slowly changes from puzzlement to horror as the wind gradually blows the smoke away, just enough to see the survivor as the sergeant approaches.

The other soldiers catch on quick enough, some of them swearing under their breaths, many of them having no words at all for the occasion. They slowly approach from behind their sergeant, lowering their rifles as he does.

We do not yet see who he is...

SERGEANT TORRANCE: (Calling urgently to the medic) Joe, get over here. (Then to the stranger in front of him) Hey buddy, you okay? Can you hear me?

The soldier directly behind him—Private Johnson, a skinny African-American kid with a cigarette hanging from his lips—looks with wide-open eyes. His face is shadowed beneath the bulk of his helmet, but his lower lip can be seen trembling, and what could be a tear—if it isn’t sweat—rolls down from his cheek to his scruffy jawline.

JOHNSON: (Upset) Jesus, lookit ‘is fuckin’ eyes, man!

Torrance doesn’t know where he is anymore, or at least that's what his suddenly feeble body language seems to insinuate. His mouth opens to speak, but no words come out.

There stands something that shouldn’t be, a man who by all means should be dead. Six feet and two inches of torn olive drab combat fatigues, torn flesh and blood, Frank Castle stands tall, his presence embodying this entire nightmare, yet he is somewhere else completely.

One of his trouser legs is completely torn off at the knee, a stab wound slashed wide and deep through his shin and calf, now clogged with dust. The same for the arm and shoulder of his shirt and flack jacket. There are numerous bullet holes in his limbs.

In his right, held by the muzzle, hangs a shattered and bloody M16A4, the hard plastic stock almost completely disintegrated. At his feet, all around him, lie the slain bodies of up to twenty Taliban soldiers, all of them beaten or stabbed to death.

His face is a terror to behold. Smeared with blood, sweat and soot, his expression is carved of stone. His blackened and bloodshot eyes are staring into Torrance and beyond, practically burning red as though he is in Hell.
Punisher Born Vietnam War Frank Castle Ambush Fight
Torrance is frozen under his glare and afraid to move, but awkwardly tries to speak. He finally manages to do so as the medic races up and begins to assess the soldier, the medic's face a display of pure shock and disgust.

TORRANCE: It’s alright... you’re alright... you’re going home...

RADIO: (echoes out spookily after some muffled chatter) Can you hear me now?
This scene is a fleshed out re-enactment of the final scene of Ennis' Punisher: Born. At the end of Born, we witnessed the fatal ambush of the Viet Cong against Valley Forge Firebase, and Frank was found in exactly the same manner. If I remember correctly, it is Sgt. Torrance that tells this story of finding Frank that way at the end of Ennis' final volume, "Valley Forge, Valley Forge."

Visually, I wanted to evoke the Ride of the Valkyries scene from Apocalypse Now, only with the complete opposite of the soldiers' sense of bravado, thus knowing that they were headed into a potentially deadly aftermath, knowing that their own had been slaughtered in an overnight conflict.
I also wanted to introduce Frank as having already gone over to "the other side" because of his experience here, having been pushed to his absolute limit and survived impossible odds! Next...
ACT 2 – WELCOME BACK

FADE TO

Airport – New York City

Our soldier, Captain Frank Castle of the United States Marine Corps, is in full decorative uniform, looking almost as if the war had never happened with the exception of the fact that some cuts on his face are still healing, one arm is in a sling and the other is propping him up straight on a crutch.

There is little expression on his face but for a distant sadness and a sense of numbness, not from the morphine he has been medicated with, but something psychological blocking out the nightmarish ordeal he has been through.

He enters the lobby of the busy airport, a few other soldiers filtering out behind him. The first thing he sees, at the front of a crowd of expectant faces, is an attractive short blonde mother holding a one-year-old brown-haired boy in her arms. Her four-year-old daughter peeking out from behind her leg has her blonde hair, but tied up in pigtails.

Beneath his cap, Frank’s expression doesn’t change as he slowly approaches. At first she spots him just because she has known him for the past half a decade. His build and height are the immediate indicator, especially the way he towers above those around him.

But she is uncertain then. He is a changed man. The boy in her arms seems more interested in his own thumb, sucking on it casually and watching the crowds go by. He has never met his father, serving his country in Afghanistan.

Frank stops walking on his crutch just a few feet away and looks his wife Maria right in the eyes for a few seconds and then one side of his lips curls into a half smile, causing Maria’s face to first open up in surprise before emotionally crumbling.

MARIA: Frank!

Immediately, their daughter Lisa looks up in excitement, her arms reaching out, waving to him.

LISA: Daddy, daddy, over here.

Frank painfully takes the weight off his crutch and makes the effort to get to his family faster, taking his wife and son into his arms as Lisa swaps her mother’s leg for his good one. Tears run down Maria’s face uncontrollably, her efforts to keep her face straight proven too much too soon.

MARIA: Jesus God, Frank, I thought...

FRANK: No, not a chance, this was the last time.

LISA: We were worried about you, daddy.

FRANK: Daddy was worried about you too, honey. I missed you... you’ve grown so much...

MARIA: (Under her breath) You really mean that? Please, you promise?

FRANK: I promise, Maria. I’m never leaving you again.

They hug tightly and kiss, Maria not wanting to let go except for the boy in danger of being hugged blue in the face. But they do, and Maria presents the newest member of the family, holding the boy out to Frank, although knowing he has his arm in a sling. He has his blue eyes.

MARIA: Welcome back, Frank!
Punisher's family wife Maria Castle children Lisa and David
There was another scene, I can't recall what comic book it was from, of Frank stepping off the plane like this and being happy to be back with his family. Of course, I felt it sensible to focus more on the reactions of his family. In the Thomas Jane Punisher film (2004), it's just the wife and one almost-teenage son. This is total bollocks. I'm setting you up for heartbreak, that requires much younger kids and seeing them grow up, albeit briefly, would, I feel, give you a sense that Frank was willing to put his past behind him and try to heal for the sake of his family. In fact, they would have been his only chance of redemption. 
ACT 3 – FIVE YEARS LATER

The Castle family home; a house in a quiet suburban backstreet of Brooklyn, New York.

It’s mid-to-late morning and Maria is in the kitchen packing a picnic basket. A small radio is playing from beside the refrigerator. The song is a classic: "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon. The song could almost be a fateful one.

The house is otherwise filled with the noise of screaming children, wailing high-pitched laughter as an eight-year-old Lisa chases a now five-year-old Frank David Jr. across the house, down the stairs, and into the living room. He dives onto the couch laughing, careful not to knock into his dad, Frank, who is reading the Daily Bugle, lost in his own world. Lisa catches up in an instant and mercilessly continues to tickle Frank Jr. under his arms as he squeals, protesting with laughter. From the kitchen their mother shouts at them.

MARIA: Kids, don’t disturb Daddy while he’s reading the paper.

Lisa and David continue to wrestle on the couch, giggling quietly. Frank takes one final glance at the small article headed, "GANGLAND SHOOTING IN MANHATTAN." Next to it, Spider-Man has his own feature, having tackled a petty street thug for stealing an old lady’s purse. His article takes up most of the page. This troubles Frank somewhat.

FRANK: Damn... (looks at the kids briefly then thinks of a careful curse-word) Webhead...
Spider man daily bugle newspaper headline
He then rolls up the paper and lightly plonks Lisa over the head with it, jokingly.

FRANK: I don’t see any shoes on those feet, madam. Are we going to Sheep’s Meadow barefoot?

LISA: (Giggling) David hid them.

Frank shoots his son a mild look of authority, his hand landing on David's shoulder, big enough in comparison to his son’s small body to pick him up one handed, but he’s gentle and far from serious, no matter how quiet he has always been.

FRANK: You hid your sister’s shoes?

DAVID: Sure did! (then breaks out into giggles with his sister).

FRANK: Why would you do such a terrible thing?

DAVID: I was just playing, what’s so terrible?

FRANK: Have you smelled your sister’s feet?

LISA: DADDY!!! My feet don’t smell...

Frank Jr. bursts out laughing, almost devilishly, rolling back onto the couch as his dad takes hold of Lisa and assures her he wasn’t serious.

FRANK: Okay enough play ‘til we get to the park, go get Lisa’s shoes, Frankie.

The little boy springs off the couch energetically, still laughing as he disappears up the stairs.

Frank stands up and drops the Daily Bugle onto the coffee table, then picks Lisa up in his arms as if she weighed no more than a feather and hugs her spontaneously. At 29, Frank is still in fighting condition, even years after his war wounds. And with Lisa he’s still making up for lost time to this day, having taken to training up Special Forces Marines.

LISA: Think I might be getting a little big for this, daddy.

FRANK: Never!

LISA: What was granddaddy like when you were my age?

FRANK: (Holds her at arms length and looks at her quizzically) What brought that on?

LISA: I just wondered...

FRANK: I dunno... he was quiet, I guess...

LISA: Like you?

Frank shoots Lisa another look and then just smiles unsurely. He knows she didn’t mean it in a bad way. She’s just curious after all.

FRANK: Well... he didn’t wisecrack all day like an eight year old girl, if that’s what you mean?

Lisa squeals comically.
Once again, another shortish scene to set us up for the dramatic opening. My idea for the whole script was epic and wouldn't have been your average action thriller by a long shot. I wanted to have all the family scenes before the credits so that the audience wouldn't have to sit through yet another origin movie. 
So here we have more comic relief, a bit more of a happy, laid back Frank and a big sign that he might have come back wanting to separate and regretted wanting to, but that he loved them like a confident husband and father, despite having other things on his mind...
ACT 4 – COLORED RED

SHEEPS’ MEADOW, CENTRAL PARK, MANHATTAN, NYC

AFTERNOON

The Castles have picked a spot not far from the jogging trail where the trees line the large meadow. The sun is bright and hot. Lisa sits with her mom near the picnic basket while Maria dabs her nose with sun blocker. Frank has both arms around David, guiding his hands in learning how to fly the kite he bought him, the leaves in the treetops rustling with the breeze. Under the talking and the rustling in the wind, the portable radio on the blanket Maria laid is playing quietly.

In the sky the kite, coloured red, dips and dives like an eagle chasing prey!

DAVID: (Laughing) It’s like trying to catch a fish... in the sky...

FRANK: (Laughing confusedly) Sky fish, huh?! Never thought of it that way. Hold it to your chest. Pull with your elbows. That’s it. You wanna try it by yourself.

DAVID: I’ll get blown away.

FRANK: The wind’s not that strong.

MARIA: Boys, come and eat something.

An odd sound comes to Frank’s attention, and then to Maria’s. On the footpath a man is running. Between the tree trunks, he is hard to see immediately, but it is clear he’s out of breath and out of shape. His feet are clumsy, but what is stranger is that he isn’t dressed for running, especially since by the sound his feet are making, he must be wearing leather shoes.

Frank looks back to Maria, and Maria to Frank with one hand shading her eyes from the sun. Frank then looks resignedly back to David and begins to reel in the kite.

FRANK: Come on buddy, dinner time.

DAVID: (Protests) :(

FRANK: You can run it again after you’ve had a "sammich."

Moments later at the picnic basket, the kids are eating sandwiches. Frank and Maria have already finished and Maria is looking back at the footpath.

MARIA: Weird...

FRANK: What? Running man?

MARIA: Yeah... really weird.

FRANK: This IS New York City, Maria.

MARIA: Yeah well, it’s New York weird, even.

Frank just smiles distantly looking out along the meadow. There are a few other picnic spots on the other sides but the people are few and far between, distant enough to look as small as ants.

FRANK: David!?

DAVID: Uh-huh?

FRANK: Do you want to show Lisa how to fly a fish?

MARIA and LISA: What?

LISA: Fish don’t fly, dad

Frank smiles widely. It’s still a secret joke. David gets it and starts to laugh cunningly with a mouthful of bread.

FRANK: (Reaching out for the rolled up kite and handing it over) Stay away from the trees, son. Lisa, make sure he doesn’t blow away.

LISA: What if I tied him to a tree?

DAVID: (Gets up to run away) Nooooo!

Lisa gives chase and the kids run off into the field giggling. Lisa chasing and David running

MARIA: To think you used to be scared of them

Frank crawls over to Maria, who’s sitting cross-legged picking at a few blades of grass, and lays on his back, his head rested against one of her legs. Maria's eyes catch something then. Something she's seen a thousand times and yet can't seem to accept. Just above Frank's left tricep, that thick bullet wound scar... She absently tries to pull his shirt sleeve back over it and then looks Frank in the eyes.

MARIA: What happened, huh?

Frank could speak volumes about it, he could tell her that the war happened, that the battle that had brought him home for good pointed out better things to be scared of. It wouldn’t have been completely true, but it would have explained some things. Instead he chooses to keep his peace on the matter, and the complicated expression on his face as he stares off into nothingness speaks volumes for him instead.

Maria just watches for a moment and then accepts that she will not get an answer now and it doesn’t bother her; at least on the surface.

FRANK: I don’t mean to be... difficult!

In the distance the kids are flying the kite again and Lisa is holding onto David so he won’t blow away. Jokingly she’s pretending instead that they’re both blowing away.

MARIA: BUT—

FRANK: No “buts.”

MARIA: So is this an apology for something, Frank?

FRANK: (Pauses) I put you all through a lot, didn’t I? Coming home...

MARIA: Do we look unhappy? Come on, Frank, what gives?

FRANK: (Sits up and faces Maria, blocking her view of the kids) No, the opposite. I mean, I used to be scared out of my wits. It felt unreal sometimes, and I wondered if it was real. I just didn’t realise how lucky I am, you know?

MARIA: For a "man of the world," you’re real shitty with words, Frank (smiles at him assuringly).

FRANK: Yeah well, I'm a doer, not a talker.

Lisa and David have strayed near the trees some distance away, in the direction the strange man was running. The kite swan dives and hits the ground and David runs over to it, worried that it’s broken. Luckily it hasn’t, and it brings the smile back to his face.

DAVID: Again.

LISA: Or maybe I’ll just tie you to a tree.

David screams and heads for the tree lines with Lisa giving chase.

MARIA: You don’t have to be a romantic every day of your life, Frank. Say what you mean if you can’t say what you feel.

FRANK: I’m sorry I asked for a divorce, and I’m glad we didn’t... I can do this, I love you! I really do!

Maria freezes, struck dumb. She realises just how long she has waited to hear this and just how proud she feels right then.

Meanwhile David runs through some bushes at the other end of the meadow. He has far outrun Lisa considering her size advantage. Suddenly, at witnessing something that changes the look on his face from joyous mischief to uncertainly and fright, he is stopped in his tracks.

A mob of tracksuit-clad men, one dressed casual smart, some of them holding guns at the man previously seen running, open fire just as he stops dead in his tracks. At this moment, Lisa stumbles into view and jumps out of her skin with fright. She cannot stop the scream exiting her mouth and as she grabs David by the forearm and flings him around to make their escape.

As those first shots are fired and the sound travels across Sheep’s Meadow, Maria’s face switches to shock at how loud and close the gunshots sounded. Frank immediately spins around and looks to where it came from. He is on his feet in an instant and scanning the trees.

MARIA: The kids, where are the kids? No! (gets up to run and find them).

FRANK: No, stay here (begins to run).

MARIA: LISA? DAVID?

FRANK: DAVID... LISA?

The kids come into view suddenly, David in a mad dash and Lisa almost directly behind him. Behind them, the mobsters run at a lazier pace but with clear panic and uncertainty in their eyes. There’s a bald one wearing sunglasses who looks like Kojak, only greasier and meaner looking. He gives them the order to keep chasing even when Frank and Maria are in sight.

BALDIE/TONY COSTA/SMART DRESSED MAN: No witnesses!

MARIA: GOD!!!

FRANK: Get those fucking guns away from my kids!

TONY COSTA: Ice ‘em, for fuck's sake!!!

As Lisa and David run for their lives and as Frank runs to save them, Maria gets up by instinct and begins to run for them also despite her fear and hesitance.

The mob stops in their tracks and point their guns. One of them has a micro-machine gun. He is the first to open fire. The rattle deafens everybody. A punching-tearing sound fills the air and Lisa screams, falling to the ground face first. Frank and Maria scream in unison with the sound of their daughter shot and screaming.

Other distant park visitors are running for cover far away.

But with it all happening so fast there is no time allowed to act. The whole mob opens fire, picking their shots. David opens his mouth to scream but falls silent, a single blood drop exiting his mouth, catapulted into the field before being caught by a single blade of grass.

Maria disappears from the picture with a shot and a sound of someone being punched in the gut, and winded. Frank, riddled with bullets, is severely slowed down but refuses to give up. and makes a last attempt to reach his kids before one more shot to the chest puts him down.

COSTA: (unnerved) Alright, move, let’s go.

MOBSTER #1: Put another bullet in that big guy (pointing to a bloodied and motionless Frank).

COSTA: They’re dead and we’re gone, move your asses (begins to run away, looking over his shoulder).

MOBSTER #2: Real fuckin’ messy, man. Pistols just ain’t good enough for ya?

MOBSTER #1: It got the job done, didn’t it?

Moments have passed, Frank doesn’t know how many but two beat cops are now running across the field. Frank crawls, covered in his own blood, over to David, who is lying on his side and motionless. Painfully, he kneels and rolls David into his arms.

He’s desperately trying to suppress the shock he’s now going into, certain that he's going to die, but refusing outright. He is unaware that Maria is only feet away behind him, clutching at the centre of her bloody chest, unable to breathe and her face frozen in a dying panic. Her eyes look up to the sky, welling with tears. She doesn’t know what is happening.

Frank begins to cry, shaking David in his arms. One hand cradling his head identifies a bleeding hole where the bullet went in. David’s face is somehow peaceful but with a single stream of blood crawling out of his mouth. Frank’s hand comes away bloody and he puts David down carefully, seeing Lisa begin to writhe next to them.

Frank tries to get up to walk to her but his legs won’t let him, as big a man as he is. Lisa’s eyes are filled with panic, her hands clutched over her belly and when Frank leans over to take her in his arms, her hands fall away to reveal a boiling mass of guts threatening to spill out.

LISA: Da...

FRANK: ...no...

Frank does what he can, remembering his field training, clamping his hand down over the horrific wound...

LISA: (barely even reacting) D-da...

FRANK: You’re okay, baby, you’re gonna be...

LISA: Da...

The girl suddenly splutters, her eyes have become older somehow, at having seen what only soldiers would see in war. But she doesn’t understand. She begins to glaze over and it is suddenly apparent by her stillness that she has died.

FRANK: No... no... no...

By now the cops arrive, speeding on foot. But when they get there, they don’t know what to do.
Frank has passed out on his knees, propped up by the bodies of his two murdered kids in his lap and his wounds still oozing.

In the background the radio is still chattering. The song is the summertime hit "WELCOME BACK" by John Sebastian from 1976.

ROLL CREDITS
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5 Marvel Movies That Must Happen

Posted by Fellonius Munch - Saturday, November 9, 2013

As the giant Marvel-mobile rolls on towards Phase 3 of their epic movie run, it's old news what we're meant to expect of chief producer guy Kevin Feige. It's also pissed off quite a few people that some major characters are not going to be tackled, along with many underdog favourites.

We know that Ant-Man is on the way, we know that Dr Strange is on the way. We also know that Deadpool is disguised as in pre-production but that it's actually in Production Hell (that's a few miles south of "the Special Hell"), but that he might be better off being re-introduced in X-Force first, if they choose to bring him onto X-Force.

But what of all the great possibilities that may never see the light of day despite their potential to be great films? Without waffling on like a pre-middle-aged buffoon who argues for the sake of arguing (guilty), here are five films I feel should be given a chance, their lead actors and their directors, and why!

1.) MOON KNIGHT

Marvel antihero Moon Knight gory kills
"That guy's ass sure is weird lookin'!"
Story Pitch:
Mercenary Marc Spector is nearly killed and then left for dead in Egypt by his employer, Raoul Bushman, whereupon an experience with death laid out before an ancient statue imbues him with paranormal superpowers. Using these to defeat Bushman—as revenge not only for himself but for the murder of the innocent Dr Alraune—Spector takes Alraune's daughter Marlene back to New York City, under the false identity of NYC cabbie Jake Lockley and unaware of his future as the new Avatar of Khonshu. Enter his psychotic brother Randall Spector, ally of Bushman, and intent on discovering his powers and taking them for himself! 

Powers & Abilities:
Moon Knight gains super strength, endurance, and reflexes at night, reaching his pinnacle during a full moon, and sometimes has prophetic visions. He develops multiple personalities/identities as a result of his powers, which grant him immunity to psychic assaults. As Marc Spector, he was a boxer, a Marine, and has even worked for the CIA.

Cast & Director:
Mark Wahlberg Bob Lee Swagger in Shooter
"Fuck you, thunder..."
Mark Wahlberg might be from Boston but I can totally see him *cough* moonlighting *cough* as a New York Cabbie. He gets extra points on the mercenary front thanks to his work on the likes of Shooter, Contraband, and Four Brothers. He has that grit that goes perfectly with darker films, the range to play with the unusual, and yet he can lighten the tone. I'd choose writer and director Alex Proyas (The Crow, Dark City) to give such a feature it's bleak but larger-than-life and supernatural personality; something true fans of Moon Knight and cinemagoers can equally appreciate.

2.) CABLE
Marvel comics X-Man Cable Nathan Summers
Techno-Organic Body Odour Control... it won't let you down!
Story Pitch:
Now that time travel is being brought into the X-Men franchise, I feel it should only be a matter of time before Cable blasts down from the apocalyptic future. It should sound a little bit like this...

In an alternate dimension, Nathan Summers is the son of Cyclops and Jean Grey, sent to the distant future to avoid the chaos and destruction of the villain Apocalypse. However, infected by Apocalypse with a Techno-Organic virus which slowly takes over his body, rendering him half man, half organic machine, he gains his mother's psionic powers and merges them with the virus to use to his own advantage.

Defeating the ruling Apocalypse of his future, Nathan finds a way to travel back in time to prevent the events of the past and prepare Professor Xavier and the X-Men to defeat the younger and more powerful Apocalypse!

Powers & Abilities:
Although he isn't your typical genius, Cable was educated by great minds of the future and is believed to be as intelligent as the likes of Reed Richards. He has strong psychic abilities, allowing him to read minds from across great distances, influence people, and produce blasts of energy. As a result of his techno-organic virus, he has learned to utilise this to enhance his strength and can manipulate his own atomic structure, healing himself when he is injured. Nathan/Cable is also a highly skilled fighter.

Cast & Director:
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Kevin Durand Nathan Summers X-Men
1-2-3... Bicep Pop...
As a fantastic character actor, Kevin Durand has made some great films great and then he has made some not-so-great films greater than they should have been. A towering presence, he doesn't have to be 6'8" to be fit to play Cable and yet remarkably he still could with a little hair dye and a Terminator eye. Durand is also no stranger to working with Hugh Jackman and taking on action roles as a heavy hitter. He's worthy of this lead role.

For a director, I don't see why Kurt Wimmer (Equilibrium, Law Abiding Citizen, Total Recall) couldn't apply his dystopian futurism and stylish violence to such an ambitious venture. He might even make more sense than Bryan Singer, considering the complexities of time travel.

3.) AGENT VENOM
Flash Thompson Agent Venom spider-man symbiote
"You really should see an actual dentist, though."

Story Pitch:
Some years later after the events of the Amazing Spider-man movies, Eugene "Flash" Thompson gave into his ego to prove a point and joins the Marines. As a result of an act of courage to protect his fellow Marines, Flash loses his legs and goes back home a broken young man with seemingly no future.

But given the opportunity to take part in a new experiment, with the promise of being able to walk again, Flash finds himself at the mercy of a controlled Venom Symbiote. Torn between wanting a normal life in which he's accepted back into society again, and the adrenaline pumping Black Ops missions he's suddenly being sent on with his super-powered sentient suit, will he drift further from humanity and fully bond with Venom, or will he use the symbiote for good? Maybe the arrival of Carnage won't allow him to make a choice!

Cast & Director:
Agent Venom Flash Thompson reveals his identity
Magic Leeeegs (it's a Forrest Gump thing...)
 Sorry, I couldn't help myself... but just look at Flash here and then look at the kid playing him in the film. He'll never appear older or smart enough to join the special forces, let alone use a Venom symbiote. Agent Venom needs relatively fresh action man material and heartthrob material so the women can say, 'Ohhh, I hope it's a better story than Twilight!'

Chris Pine Marvel Agent Venom Flash Thompson
"...captain's log..."
So I don't see why this guy, aka Chris Pine, aka Cap'n Kirk, can't make good use of a character that is deeper, more tragic and yet has grown more heroic potential in a matter of years than Peter Parker grew in half a century. If only he could control his monstrous temper... something that makes him a very believable hero, wouldn't you agree? And as we all know, our lovely Chris Pine plays a lovable A-Hole with such confidence.

For my director choice, I'd have to go with Nimrod Antal (Predators, Vacancy, Metallica: Through the Never). The guy has so much range and is so versatile, and yet his suspense, horror, action, and drama are all rock solid. His sense of humour is very sly, which is important, and if the guy who directed Predators could get to grips with Agent Venom and Carnage... fireworks!

4.) HAWKEYE

Marvel Avengers Hawkeye Mockingbird love scene
"Go home woman, you're shitfaced!"
Not naming names here, okay, so don't go getting pissy with me JOSS WHEDON AND/OR KEVIN FEIGE, but I sense that either or both of you have it in for Jeremy Renner, aka Clint Barton of the Avengers. His earlier cameos excited people, because shit yeah, that's Hawkeye, dude. Then you completely and utterly waste him in the Avengers movie, and I'll bet my biggest testicle that he won't do much after that, especially after Renner complained about being creatively castrated to make way for Cap, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk's two-hour long dick measuring contest.

There's something that has been completely and utterly avoided in the one hour of imaginary technical jargon that was added to silence the greater nerds, and the other hour of explosive mayhem to silence the girls wanting to go home while the boys wet themselves with excitement. That something was the character of Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye—why he was an Avenger and why he was a top SHIELD agent, besides the fact he was a crack shot with a bow and arrow.

So while Black Widow gets more me-time in the approaching Captain America sequel, where she is likely to wind up fancying the pants off Winter Soldier and therefore forget poor Clinty-boy, what does the Avengers' most redemptive, supportive, motivational and clear-headed member have going for him?

For a start Marvel should do the right thing and honour him with his own story where he finds his redemption in the form of Mockingbird, because not all Marvel movies will be trilogies, and that you can bet on. Secondly, he should return to the Avengers as the strong character he is, while Steve Rogers remains at the mercy of Whedon's 20th/21st Century culture clash comedy. Rant over!

Cast & Director

Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye SHIELD Agent Clint Barton
"Did somebody just say milkshake?"
It's a no brainer that you'd have to have Jeremy Renner back. He is Hawkeye, plain and simple. And there's a big reason for that. He rocks. He's a great dramatist. Watch The Town. He's a great action star. He's a hit with the ladies.

Who could deliver the cutting edge that a former bad-guy turned redemption seeking elite agent better than Training Day, Tears of the Sun and Shooter director Antoine Fuqua?

He has the style, the execution, the grit, the drama and the vision. Fans saying "Well, Zack Snyder might be doing Man of Steel now, but I still have hopes that..." need to shut up and turn to Antoine Fuqua to direct a Marvel movie, because he may be their only way of showing DC that they can be just as dark... but then...

5.) THE PUNISHER
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"Dan's posts leave me in stitches!"
Story Pitch:
What Frank needs is a definitive movie trilogy of his own, and one that doesn't try to be a Christopher Nolan movie, but still packs as much dramatic and memorable content. People need comic relief to stomach the real Punisher, but it needs to be clever, and therefore I think it needs to be something that complements his best and worst moments as a human being, and the devastation and human trauma he leaves in his wake. Really, you need to laugh and to know that you should not have laughed!

Everybody thought the Punisher was dead and gone, or so the story goes. It's been years since his last campaign against the Mafia, and yet this spectre of lethal justice still haunts New York. But when the biggest Mafia meeting in history takes place upstate, the ensuing massacre alerts corrupt CIA director Robert Bethell to the fact that Frank Castle is still very much alive and kicking. Bethell needs to make Castle an offer he can't refuse. Disgraced gangster Nicky Cavella needs to kill Castle to become the next big don. Rogue agent Kathryn O'Brien needs to fuck his brains out. It's not all going to plan.

Abilities:
Captain Frank Castle, listed as AWOL from the USMC, is an expert sniper, marksman, demolitionist, survivalist, and interrogator. He is also a master tactician and gunsmith. He has no superpowers, but he is lethal in hand-to-hand combat and has no problem taking on a group of armed combatants empty-handed. He has a high tolerance to pain, works out extensively every day, and enjoys a comfortable silence.

Cast & Director:
Ice Man and Man of Steel General Zod star Michael Shannon
Thinking about Spongebob.
Kneel before Zod, freeze before the Ice Man; Michael Shannon is possibly the most menacing-looking actor today, the most tortured genius style of actor since Christian Bale, and did you know that he shares almost all the same physical statistics as the official Marvel Punisher Frank Castle (minus his age)?

Take a look at the above picture of Frank and then look at Michael Shannon. Think of all the roles Shannon has ever taken, and shiver your freakin' timbers because Tom Jane isn't coming back, and here is your perfect skull-wearing vigilante just waiting to happen.

My own personal choice of director—to make the violence justifiable, to make the grim horror hilarious, and to make you cringe all the same—would have to be In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths director extraordinaire Martin McDonagh. If you've read Marvel Knights and Punisher MAX, you'll see that McDonagh would make for a great visual interpretation of Garth Ennis's most sadistic, pessimistic, and gratuitously satisfying madness, assuming that Ennis would be a total berk and refuse to help write the screenplay.

And that's my list of five Marvel movies that need to be made. Comments below, tell me what you'd like to see next on the big screen and thanks for reading!

The year was 1996. I was on leave from high school and revising for my exams, and this insane little vampire movie was playing at the Showcase. Back then, I was hugely into horror movies, read Fangoria monthly, and wanted to train in special effects to be just like my movie role model, Tom Savini. So it was no surprise that I knew many of the ins and outs of movies such as From Dusk Till Dawn long before I had access the wonder of the Internet! 

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It's ten o'clock! No it's eleven! No it's lunchtime! No it's mid-afternoon!
This was one of those films few people seemed to know about. It has always been a cult classic, which kind of validates my point. Who the hell else cared about horror films like I did back then? Well, screw them, and screw revision, I was at the cinema by lunch time. I shared a whole theatre with a young couple and the one lonely, bespectacled guy that always sits right at the back of an empty room—the one guy I used to think was going to be me when I was his age.

I was only sixteen back then, and Dusk was rated 18, but who cared? Age restriction policies weren't as strict as they are today. Movies were just movies. Before the likes of the Columbine shootings hit the news and everybody blamed The Matrix, I saw dozens of adult movies without so much as a thank you from the staff taking my money.

With Dusk, I remember watching the extended pre-credits scene at the gas station and wondering if I hadn't wandered into the wrong movie. That was right up until George Clooney appeared, brandishing a .357 Magnum revolver and uttering the words, "everybody be cool. You! Be cool!"

Yup, they do not make films like that anymore, and special effects artists such as Robert Kurtzman of KNB no longer pay the likes of Quentin Tarantino $1,500 to write them a script. But what do you make of the news that some seventeen years later, Robert Rodriguez has now announced a ten-part series for his cable network, based on the original movie?
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What he said!
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"My pants.. my pants... my pants are on fire..."
The paranormal/vampire crime drama miniseries has just announced a handful of its stars, too, including D.J. Cotrona (left) settling into George Clooney's original role as Seth Gecko, the wiser and less psychotic of the criminal Gecko brothers.

If you, like me, felt that GI Joe: Retaliation wasn't such a bad movie (I may have killed Roger Ebert after a heated response to his team's critique of it), you may remember D.J. Cotrona played the acrobatic Flint, one of the cooler characters brought in to replace Channing Tatum after they saw the light and bombed his sorry arse!

Percy Jackson actor Zane Holtz cast as Dusk Til Dawn psycho Richie Gecko
"I hate my dad... and my freckles!"
 Meanwhile, a possibly more questionable choice is Zane Holtz (right) in the role of Richie Gecko, Tarantino's twisted, mentally ill, murderous, and psychotic brother to George Clooney in the movie. Not that Holtz doesn't have any success behind him. He's got The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Percy Jackson to his name, and in the past, I've questioned Rodriguez's choices in actors only to be pleasantly be surprised—Freddy Rodriguez's El Wray in Planet Terror was an amazing character despite him having been better known for Ugly Betty!)

My only concern is that they're replacing adult actors with pretty boys!

Actor Jesse Garcia cast in Robert Rodriguez From Dusk Til Dawn series
"Ole!"
Other characters make appearances as well. In the movie, we first come across Texas Ranger Sheriff Earl McGraw, originally played by Michael Parks. Now, for God's sake, if you haven't even seen the movie, I can't go and spoil if for you, especially now that Don Johnson of Miami Vice, Django Unchained, and Machete has been brought in to replace the inimitable Parks! This is still a good thing. Also, since fresh talent is needed, Jesse Garcia (left) of Sons of Anarchy plays Texas Ranger Freddie Gonzalez, a new character created for the series, and a character dedicated to hunting down the Gecko brothers on their escape from Texas right across the Mexican border. Garcia should be a welcome addition.

But I have one question... just one tiny, little, GIGANTIC/HUMONGOUS/GARGANTUAN question. Great, we have a basic cast of actors and characters, but if you love this movie as much as I do, you most likely love it for the same reasons I do, and few of these have been raised so far!

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"Anything you got to say to him, say to me first!"

  • What of faithless minister and grieving father Jacob Fuller, played by Harvey Keitel? 
  • What of Vietnam veteran whack-job Frost? 
  • What of crotch-rocket wielding acrobat Hell's Angel Sex Machine? 
  • Hell, what of menacing vampire bartender Razor Charlie, played by long-standing Robert Rodriguez bad boy Danny Trejo?
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"Hehehehe... you just been Trejoed... bitch!"
And not to be a wet towel or anything, I'm pretty sure there are plenty knockout actresses that could pull off a table dancing routine and would be happy to do so for television, but the replacement for Salma Hayek's Santanico Pandemonium is going to need something pretty special in terms of presence.
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"SNAKES ON A PLANE! NNNNEEEEEEOOOWWWWNNNN..."
Otherwise, the synopsis as we know so far isn't much different from the movie, but in Rodriguez's own words:
"If the movie’s the short story, the series is the novel," says Rodriguez. "We have assembled an amazing cast and crew, and viewers can expect to be part of a wild ride when the series premieres on El Rey Network next spring."
From Dusk Till Dawn will debut on the El Ray Network this December as a one-hour series and will play through the first quarter of 2014, but another blow to many, upon being positive about this news, is that Miramax, producing studio and distributor of the original film, is distributing the series internationally in all territories with the exception of Canada, China, India, and the United Kingdom. Kind of defeats the object of stating "all territories," if you ask me. Of course, we here in the UK can only hope, as it's still the early days. If the series works and gets good ratings as it stands, then there will be more chance of the rest of us seeing it!

Damon Wayans Jr. Staying With New Girl

Posted by Anonymous - Friday, November 8, 2013

Download New Girl Seasons 1-4 here!Damon Wayans Jr. has made his return to the FOX series New Girl as a special guest star on the show's most recent episode, but it looks like the character of Coach will be sticking around longer than intended.

Wayans has reported that while Coach was initially intended to appear in four episodes of Season 3, his stint on the show will extend slightly past that, as he will continue his tenure throughout the remainder of the season. Wayans will not technically be a series regular, but he will retain the "special guest star" credit he received in episode 7.

Coach was the original third roommate in Nick and Schmidt's loft when the series began, and many fans of the show responded quite positively to his antics. Unfortunately, when NBC picked up the series Happy Endings that Wayans was signed to for a full season order, it meant that he couldn't stay with New Girl. Normally in a situation like that, the character would be portrayed by another actor. However, FOX decided to rewrite the show to go with a more unorthodox route and include a different character in the form of Winston. It was a bold and strange move; Coach was supposed to be a good friend of these guys, and yet the audience never saw or heard from him again. He was referenced a few times, but never brought back because of Wayans' strangling contract with NBC.

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Now that Happy Endings has been cancelled, it seems that Wayans has found his way back to FOX and they intend to keep him around. There has been rumors circulating about Wayans receiving his own series on FOX, which would potentially cut into his time with New Girl should they decide to write Coach in for a possible Season 4, but it wouldn't be a breach of contract for him to participate in two different shows on the same network. Fans of Coach rejoice! We could be seeing him much more in the next year!

How do you guys feel about this? Leave a comment below and be sure to check out more television news right here at www.fanboysanonymous.com

It was only a matter of time before we saw life breathed back into the Daredevil film franchise after Kevin Feige, Marvel Studios' President of Production, announced back in April that the live-action rights reverted back to Marvel Studios from Fox. Speculation about Marvel/Disney's plans for "the Man Without Fear" sizzled among fans, and some believed he was in consideration for one of the four drama series slots previously rumored back in October that would exclusively stream on a short list of candidates, including Amazon and Netflix. Well, the wait for the word on Marvel's plans is over, as they officially announced on their website yesterday their plans to produce not only a Daredevil forerunner program, but also miniseries based on their character properties Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage, each premiering in 2015 with a minimum of 13 episodes each exclusively on Netflix. Additionally, the four miniseries will culminate in a miniseries programming event in which the heroes will join forces Avengers style as the street-level team, "The Defenders".

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These characters and their team will be based in the dark, grimy streets and alleys of Hell's Kitchen in New York City. Whether they will face villains from Marvel's comic books, or if the series will somehow tie into or interact with Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or any of the upcoming Marvel Studios films has yet to be determined. Perhaps with Marvel's speculated plans for a Doctor Strange film (Feige neither confirmed nor denied these plans in an interview with IGN) is a plan for a possible crossover with the Defenders, especially since the Sorcerer Supreme was a founding member of the team in the comics. Interesting to note, though, is the plan to bring the four heroes together under the Defenders banner instead of the "Heroes for Hire" one, from which Luke Cage and Iron Fist were founding members. Perhaps this is to keep the already rough-and-tough characters under a friendlier, Avenger-esque guise to dodge any issues the audience may have had with vigilantes who fight evil for the right price. Either way, fans now wait with bated breath to see how Marvel can possibly redeem Daredevil from his slump in his 2003 film.

So tell us, fellow fanboys and fangirls, are you excited for the upcoming live-action miniseries? What are your expectations and hopes?  And if (and when) Marvel and Netflix or another TV streaming company have plans for more of these kinds of miniseries, what Marvel Studios-owned characters would you like to see on the small screen? (Keep in mind: Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and all mutants are off limits, as their rights are still held by Sony and Fox, respectively.) Leave a comment below with your thoughts!

P.S. I'd like to throw in Moon Knight as a contender for a Netflix live action series! He's already had speculation for one in the past, and it's about time the Lunar Crusader got the spotlight.

torrent Sonic Lost Worlds WiiU 3DS video gameMany gamers became nervous when Atlus was acquired by Sega Sammy for 14 billion yen a while back. Atlus, favored for their Persona and Shin Megami Tensei games, is often regarded for bringing over niche titles that normally wouldn't be localized by other companies. Sega, however, often takes flack for not localizing titles that many fans clamor for, such as entries in the Shining Hearts series, Valkyria Chronicles 3, Dreamcast's Segagaga, and the more recent Yakuza 5. Due to Sega's track record, many were concerned that Atlus' releases would suffer.

Although not a confirmation per se, a good sign has been raised over at Siliconera, which posted an article talking about the new structure at Atlus. Here is a quote regarding how Sega is handling Atlus:

"Sega Sammy Chief Operating Officer Naoya Tsurumi is now the president of Index Corporation and Yasuhiko Hamada is the Executive Vice President.
Yukimasa Murakami, the Managing Director of Index Corporation before the acquisition, is still the managing director of the new Index Corporation.
Yakuza creator Toshirio Nagoshi, Sega game director Yukio Sugino, and Atlus USA president Naoto Hiraoka are on the company’s board."
An interesting thing to note is the addition of Toshirio Nagoshi, creator of Yakuza and Monkey Ball, and Yukio Sugino, executive supervisor of such games as Space Channel 5: Part 2, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and Guardian Heroes, to the company's board.

Overall, Sega seems to want to keep things the way they were before. In fact, the buyout was carried out under a  subsidiary called Sega Dream Corporation. As of now, that name has been changed from Sega Dream Corporation to Index Corporation. This just further proves how dedicated Sega Sammy is to keep Atlus functioning as it was before.

For now, I would say things are looking good. Still, if you feel different, please let us know in the comments below!

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So, the wait is over. Thor: the Dark World opens in the US today but, for some reason, it hit our screens here in the UK a week ago. So what can our US cousins expect? Does this second instalment of the thunder god's adventures bring the lightning, or does it just rain on everyone's parade?

Release date for Thor: the Dark World US
I will not write 'it's hammer time'; I will not write ... oh, what
the hey. It is hammer time!
There's a theory among movie critics that the second film in a superhero franchise should be better than the first because it doesn't have to deal with all that messy "origins" stuff. I've never subscribed to that view. For me, the story of a hero's origin is often the best story in his entire back catalogue. Seeing how the character first deals with the acquisition of superhuman powers and becomes the hero he's destined to be is a classic story-telling arc. Seeing how he defeats generic villains Nos. 3 and 4 seldom provides the same scope for character growth or interesting plot development.

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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks
like a ... Dark Elf?
Despite having enjoyed the first Thor movie, therefore, I went to see Thor: the Dark World with mixed expectations. Heroes like Iron Man have at least one foot planted in reality, but - without the novelty value to carry the film - could Marvel really make us believe in a Norse god as a superhero for a second time?

It's a good look!

The film starts after the events of The Avengers. Having helped to save (read: "destroy") New York, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) has returned to Asgard, his adopted brother Loki  is safely behind bars (well, a magical force field), and the Tesseract is once more in the custodianship of top god, Odin.

With the reset button firmly pressed, then, the second movie begins - like the first - with a fantasy battle which could have been lifted straight from The Lord of the Rings. However, whereas Thor's battle against the Frost Giants in Jotunheim seemed to take place on a claustrophobic studio set, this battle (against new baddies, the Dark Elves of Svartalfheim) takes place out in the open, on Vanaheim, and was apparently shot on location, thereby making the Nine Realms mentioned in the first film seem just a little more real.

Similarly, Asgard itself which in Thor looked like a matte painting of a bunch of organ pipes suspended above a great black void, here looks like a real city, easily as impressive as the great Dwarven kingdom of Erebor in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It's a magical place with breathtaking panoramic views, exotic buildings, open spaces and a waterfall to rival the Falls of Rauros.

But Thor: the Dark World isn't set entirely on alien worlds. The Earth-bound scenes are set in London which is probably just as well since New York is doubtless still cleaning up after the onslaught unleashed upon it in The Avengers. As a Londoner myself, it was nice to see areas of London not usually featured in a Hollywood blockbuster, the climax unfolding at Greenwich rather than, say, the London Eye. For any non-Londoners planning to visit the city to see the movie locations, however, please note that - contrary to the advice given in the film - Greenwich is NOT just three stops from Charing Cross on the tube. (It's more like fifteen and you'll need to change trains. Twice. So do allow plenty of time for your journey!)

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Sif, a woman in a man's profession.
With a child's shield.
Where magic and science are one and the same

The plot involves a source of unimaginable power (yes, another one!) called the Aether. The Dark Elves want it and, for reasons I can't disclose without giving away plot spoilers, they're going to have to go through Thor's love interest Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) to get it. Cue the fisticuffs and much slinging of Mjolnir.

If the landscapes and backdrops of the Nine Realms are more impressive in this sequel, then so too is the action. Combat sequences are fast-paced and, as before, manage to highlight at least one signature move for each of our main protagonists. Most satisfying visually, however, is Thor's hammer itself. Whether it's being hurled, whirled or struck, it fairly crackles with lightning!

What's more, unlike the first movie's woefully under-equipped Frost Giants, the Dark Elves fly space ships and wield weapons that shoot energy beams, allowing the film to move seamlessly from high fantasy to hard SciFi in a way that we probably haven't seen on screen since Flash Gordon in the 1980s. In some respects, this is one of the film's weaknesses. It looks cool but, when Asgard's prisoners escape from their cells, you can't help but wonder why - in a universe which includes laser weapons and traditional firearms - would the guards immediately rush to arm themselves with nothing more lethal than swords and spears?

Fortunately, like the better episodes of Marvel's hit TV show, Agents of SHIELD, the action generally moves fast and furiously enough to mask such plot holes. If the the first law of a sequel is that it has to be a bigger, brasher and faster spectacle than the movie it follows, then Thor: the Dark World ticks all three boxes.

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Dark Elves. Similar in appearance to Doctor Who's Cybermen.
But with pointy ears.
No more smashing. Deal?

Of course, bigger and flashier action set pieces don't necessarily guarantee success. For me, one of the key strengths of the first film was its sense of humour and, since much of that humour stemmed from Thor's misunderstanding of the ways of the human world, I had serious doubts as to whether the sequel could successfully retain that sense of fun without losing credibility. This was, after all, Thor's third visit to we poor mortals down here on Midgard.

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Loki. Born a Frost Giant. Raised as a God.
And he still whines?
I needn't have worried. The writers of Thor: the Dark World, have successfully captured the humour of the original film, sensibly avoiding the "stranger in a strange land" gags, in favour of playing on the interactions between the ensemble cast. And, make no mistake, despite being Thor's movie in name, this most definitely is an ensemble cast. In Asgard Thor is again accompanied by the Warriors Three and, of course, Loki (Tom Hiddleston) while, down on Earth, Jane Foster is reunited with both her intern Darcy Lewis (played by Kat Dennings) and her mentor Erik Selvig (Stellan Skarsgard).

The returning cast members all seem to enjoy reprising their roles, and the banter between them is genuinely funny, smart and in character. I'd never quite understood the adulation heaped on Tom Hiddleston before but, in this film, I must admit he won me over. He was always good as Loki but, this time out, I could actually believe he was Loki. The only major change in characterisation was Erik Selvig. In this film he's reduced to slapstick comic relief which, considering the tragi-heroic role he played in The Avengers, is bound to dismay fans of the character, but I doubt it will trouble the vast majority of cinema-goers.

If there is a criticism to be made of the script it's that there is so much focus on tickling our chuckle bones that the actors really aren't given enough time to emote. When a major character dies (I won't tell you which one but, if you don't mind spoilers, you can find out here!) the actors barely respond. The deceased is given a suitably beautiful send off (another scene which wouldn't have looked out of place in The Lord of the Rings) but I don't think a single character shed so much as a tear. Actors of the calibre of Anthony Hopkins (again sporting Odin's crown) really deserve better from their writers.

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In this film, Jane Foster gets to wear armour.
For no apparent reason.
Making its ancestor proud

Thor: the Dark World has received mixed but generally positive reviews here in the UK. The less enthusiastic critics in the daily press have remarked that it's spectacular but essentially hollow (although they've still awarded it a respectable three out of five stars), while others - principally the specialist movie magazines - have tended to be very positive, typically giving it four out of five.

It's not difficult to argue either way. It's probably safe to say that, if you didn't like Thor, then there's nothing in this movie that's going to make a convert of you. But, by the same token, if you did enjoy the God of Thunder's previous outing, there's a good chance you're going to find this one of those rare sequels that you enjoy more than the original. There's a lot to like.

Kenneth Branagh had the exchanges between Asgard's royal family play out like a Shakespearean tragedy. Sadly, you get none of that weight here and it is missed. What we get instead, and taking its cue from The Avengers, is an unabashed high adrenaline roller-coaster of an action movie; a Saturday matinee popcorn flick. In equal parts Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings, and J.J. Abrams's Star Trek, first and foremost this is a movie that just wants you to have fun. And, for my part, I certainly did.

Thor: the Dark World is released in the US today so, as soon as you've seen it, why not let us know how well it's gone down on your side of the Pond? Did it send you into an Odinsleep, or has the lightning managed to strike twice?

Thor: The Dark World, directed by Alan Taylor, written by Christopher Yost, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Don Payne, and Robert Rodat. Starring Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Natalie Portman (Jane Foster), Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Christopher Eccleston (Malekith), Jaimie Alexander (Sif), Zachary Levi (Fandral), Ray Stevenson (Volstagg), Idris Elba (Heimdall), Rene Russo (Frigga), Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis), Stellan Skarsgard (Erik Selvig) and Anthony Hopkins (Odin).

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Marvel's Phase Two continues with the sequel to Thor, a film that I had poor expectations to originally but ended up liking quite a bit. Does this one measure up to the first, surpass it and improve on it, or fall victim to the usual problems that plague sequels? It's time for another REVIEWPOINT as we break down the film's hits and misses.

WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW

As always, let's start with the bad news first.

THE MISSES

1. ONE-DIMENSIONAL VILLAIN

It's incredibly hard to find someone nowadays that doesn't try to argue that their villainous character (or love interest, for that matter) isn't one-dimensional. Unfortunately, it's almost always true. This is another one of those situations where Eccleston had said during interviews that he gave more purpose to the character than just being a villain, but I saw none of that. Malekith literally is introduced to the audience in the opening as nothing more than "this dude is evil and a murderer, so, yeah..." and nothing else happens to give him more depth. Why, exactly, does Malekith want to destroy the universe? Just because he's old? Does that mean he's senile like Erik Selvig? Or is he just bitter that the new kids on the block are the hit (and I'm not talking about the boy band), so he feels the need to prove his value? Maybe he's just overcompensating for something, which if you look at the size of those ships, I think we can draw some conclusions. Speaking of which...

2. SPACESHIPS

Don't get me wrong. I know that Thor isn't supposed to be 100% the mythological character and that in the Marvel universe, he's just an alien. But still, it was kind of odd seeing all of the Asgardians with their medieval weaponry fighting it out with the dark elves that have laser rifles and legitimate spaceships which seem more out of Star Wars than Thor. In fact, the whole chase scene in the skies felt incredibly reminiscent to me of the prequel Star Wars trilogy. You've got speeders and blasters and everything else, coupled with some kind of iffy CGI.

3. DIALOGUE

Granted, it's nowhere near as bad as the dialogue in the Star Wars prequels, but it still wasn't nearly as sharp as it was in the first Thor film. Chalk that up to a lack of Kenneth Branagh, I assume.

4. MUSIC

Again, not as sharp as the first time around. It's not bad by any means, and I'll definitely be listening to some songs from the score at a later time, but I loved the soundtrack on the first film and this just didn't resonate the same with me.

5. JANE FOSTER

I just still don't like her character. I'm not the biggest fan of Selvig and Darcy's a bit heavy-handed at times, but Foster is just kind of an annoyance. She was a downer in the first film and she's a downer in this one as well.

THE HITS

1. LOKI

Loki is the man, for sure. Tom Hiddleston just has the audience by the balls whenever he's on screen, whether he's playing it up for laughs or he's plucking at the heartstrings. It's a good thing that they found a way to incorporate Loki into the film (and in a good way, too, rather than shoehorning him in there) because he made it so much more enjoyable.

2. PACING IS NOT A BORE

This film doesn't really drag at all. Almost from the very beginning, it keeps things flowing. There are some slower parts, of course, but that's necessary to prevent it from being exhausting. This is very easily a movie I could see people loving subconsciously because of how it's pretty much all systems go from the start, instead of how the first one admittedly crawls a bit at times.

3. CAPTAIN AMERICA

You had to love that hallway scene, right? This was a total gem that I didn't expect whatsoever. Kudos to Chris Evans for his part in it.

4. DEATH OF FRIGGA

As I had said before, I wanted at least one character to die, if not multiple, and Frigga was in my core group of targets. They gave her a fitting death for a character that isn't all that important, but should still have some honor, rather than just being offed like a random mook.

5. HUMOR

The jokes were overall done well and it wasn't overpowering, which Marvel can sometimes do (as evidenced in Iron Man 2).
 
END NOTES

Thor: The Dark World feels very much like a sequel not only to Thor itself, but also amongst the other films in Phase 1 and Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I got the feeling that this was a very "lived in" canon and that things felt natural. It seemed as though this was a fun side-mission in a video game, wherein you can kind of step back and look at the scenery a bit and play around with things. The inclusion of people taking pictures of Thor, referring to him as such and being astounded like they were seeing a celebrity was a great indication of that. This helps strengthen Phase 2 in some ways and doesn't particularly hurt it in any.

Would I recommend it? Definitely, especially if you're already going into this as a Marvel fan. It may not be the best film of the franchise, but it's a more entertaining film overall than some other installments. It could have been tightened up and polished with maybe one more draft of the script to iron out some things, and I think a different director could have put a better spin on things to give it a more realistic outcome, but when all things are said and done, I was pleased.

If you want to check out some more comic book film Reviewpoint articles: The Lone Ranger | Man of Steel | Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox | The Wolverine | Kick-Ass 2

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Rob Vinditti had big shoes to fill following Geoff Johns’ historic run on Green Lantern. It’s understandable that making his mark on the Lantern Universe would require him to take the character in a new direction. This was, after all, the very attitude that built the rich universe established during Johns' tenure.  Following the finale to the Lights Out event, Green Lantern 25 strongly establishes the new direction the story will be taking. Unfortunately, the colorful world of the Green Lantern Corps is quickly steering towards shades of gray.

Kilowag and Hal Jordan police the universe on the cover of Green Lantern 25


The issue kicks off almost immediately after the last panel of Green Lantern Annual #2 as the corps debates the validity of continuing to use the emotional spectrum now that they've learned its finite. Venditti does a nice job accounting for plot holes and quickly explains that the spectrum is being drained much more quickly because of the record number of corps. He also hints at a power struggle looming now that the Blue Lanterns, the only ones friendly to the GLC, are gone. I think a lantern cold war could have been fun, but with the blues already out of the picture it seems the odds are already stacked heavily against the Green Lanterns. This leads Hal Jordan to make a directive that seems to be the shaping factor of the issues to come, he names the GLC a lantern police state.

The Green Lantern Corps still believes Kyle Rayner is dead in Green Lantern 25
Police state can be a strong phrase, especially a political climate that’s riddled with news concerning privacy, but I believe the comparison is reasonable. Hal declares that he and the GLC will now be overseeing the use of all light usage, admitting the hypocrisy of using light to stop light from being. I respect the move as its reminiscent of early Johns’ Gl in which the lack of trust the corps had in the shady work of the Guardians greatly mirrored public dissatisfaction with the government. This one, however, just seems to be an excuse to continue the tension between the various corpses. Worse yet, this is all done with almost no mention of Kyle. The only White Lantern, who harnessed the power of life itself, is dead. No memorial, no statue, no thought really paid whatsoever. Just because we know he's alive doesn't mean his "death" shouldn't rock the corps.

The story then moves past the complicated GL home world and jumps back to Green Lantern’s roots with some good ol' universe policing. The end result, however, is Hal, rather callously, tricking Kilowag, who is immune to the Star Sapphires since his entire family is dead, into helping him take down Star Sapphire Nol-Anj. While the policing bit was nice, this ultimately felt like territory that's been treaded. Once again, the various lanterns will fight over a disagreement on how to be lanterns.

This issue took a bold step in declaring a clear direction for the Green Lantern Corps, although it seemed to undo much of the progress this universe has seen along the way. Some characters even implied they may simply police their sector without their rings aka the thing that makes them distinctive characters and pertinent to the mythos. As with any changes to an enjoyed mythos, I believe the short comings may best be described as growing pains while the book searches for a comfortable statue quo. What do you think of the new direction? Let us know in the comments section below.

The Dace Man Show Ep 20 - First Timers Welcomed

Posted by The Dace Man - Thursday, November 7, 2013

Check out Episode 20 of The Dace Man Show with regulars Gibby, Frank Ward, Nikki Mills, Michael Burhan and First Timer Sam Lascio!

Justin Beiber gets Arrested

 Join The Dace Man this week as he breaks down the following:

::SPORTS NEWS::

  • Philadelphia 76ers are off to a hot start and we realize how white we are!
  • Boston Red Sox won the World Series
  • Current NHL Leaders... still talking Canadian, eh?
  • Aaron Rodgers breaks his collar bone looks like The Packers will be having a little whine with their cheese... Yeah, a play on words deal with it.
  • Lastly NFL WEEK 9 is history and we talk about the Undefeated Team of the year...
::WEIRD NEWS WITH GIBBY::
  • Show 20 and he got us to laugh...Who's a good Gibby?

::FRANK'S CORNER::
  •   New Segment with Frank. Woooooooo!!!
::CELEB NEWS::
  • Beiber's still a douche and tags a wall in Brazil. No he didn't bang it he painted on it. 
  • Charlie Sheen is at war with Brooke Mueller... this will turn out good.
  • Amanda Bynes will be home for Christmas
  • BettleJuice 2 given the green light.
  • Brawlin Brolin vows to quit the sauce.
  • Eminem pulls an Ashlee Simpson and get heat over SNL performance.
  • Cyprus Hill is back in the studios recording.
Plus the High Five: Top Porn Stars and The Douche Bag of The Week. All that and more, only on The Dace Man Show!

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