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Hey, Hey, Hey Dacetacular nation! Now most of the world has been wrapping their minds and gluing their eyes to the 86th Academy Awards hosted by Ellen DeGeneres on ABC, and covered by Fanboys Anonymous's own Anthony Mango. Click here for the 2014 Oscar Winners. Every year we are given emotional performances, breathtaking special effects, and fantastic screenwriting, and they are represented at the Academy Awards ceremony. But what about the movies that were the absolute worst? I mean, movies that not only wasted our own time, but also took actors away from making something that was good or at least didn't suck. That's when the world is given the Razzies, now in its 34th year. Below you can find the list of nominees and winners (in bold) for being the biggest losers!

Worst Picture

• Movie 43
• After Earth
• Grown Ups 2
• The Lone Ranger
• A Madea Christmas

Worst Actor

• Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger as Tonto
• Ashton Kutcher in Jobs as Steve Jobs
• Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2 as Lenny Feder
• Sylvester Stallone in Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match
• Jaden Smith in After Earth as Kitai Raige

Worst Actress


 

• Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas as Madea
• Halle Berry in The Call and Movie 43 as Jordan Turner and Emily (respectively)
• Selena Gomez in Getaway as The Kid
• Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons as Tara
• Naomi Watts in Diana and Movie 43 as Princess Diana and Samantha Miller (respectively)

 Worst Supporting Actor

• Chris Brown in Battle of the Year as Rooster
• Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas as Buddy
• Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2 as Frat Boy Andy
• Will Smith in After Earth as Cypher Raige
• Nick Swardson in Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House as Nick Hilliard and Chip the Psychic (respectively)

 

 Worst Supporting Actress

• Salma Hayek in Grown Ups 2 as Roxanne Chase-Feder
• Katherine Heigl in The Big Wedding as Lyla Griffin
• Kim Kardashian in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor as Ava
• Lady Gaga in Machete Kills as Third Face of El Chameleon
• Lindsay Lohan in InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5 as Herself and Herself (respectively)

 Worst Screen Combo

• Jaden Smith and Will Smith on planet nepotism in After Earth
• The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
• The entire cast of Movie 43
• Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5
• Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress in A Madea Christmas

Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel

• Grown Ups 2
• The Hangover Part III
• Scary Movie 5 
• The Smurfs 2
• The Lone Ranger

 Worst Director(s)

• The 13 People (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken) who directed Movie 43
• Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
• Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
• M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
• Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger

 Worst Screenplay

• After Earth (screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan & Gary Whitta, story Will Smith)
• Grown Ups 2 (screenplay by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy & Fred Wolf)
• The Lone Ranger (screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio)
• Movie 43 (written by Steve Baker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Claes Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O'Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken and Jonas Wittenmark)
• A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)
  

So there ya have it folks, there are your 2014 Razzies! As you can see, Movie 43 was a piece of garbage despite all the comedic fire power they had attached to the project and The Smiths did not have a good year in 2013.

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