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A recent fight in Texas over a married woman put two men in the hospital. Eugene Thompson, the woman's live-in boyfriend, was in his girlfriend's home when she phoned her distant husband. When the husband came home to eject Thompson, Thompson fled to his bedroom and warned the other man to leave.

"I heard him heading to the bedroom where I was," Thompson said, "so I jumped in the closet and I grabbed one of my replica swords, and I pulled it out and stood at the doorway, and he was coming down the hallway at me while I was yelling, 'Go away, you don't live here,' and he just walked right into the point of the sword, I don't know if he thought it was a toy."
Source: Kotaku.com

One such replica of the Master Sword

After being stabbed and locked out of the home, the husband continued trying to break in. He was stabbed twice more by the Master Sword wielder before smashing a flower pot over Thompson's head. The attacker took a trip to the hospital for very serious treatment, while Thompson needed a good stitching. Fortunately, the woman was unhurt. As to why she called the husband in the first place, it seems to be a mystery. Any theories, you guys?