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The Internet certainly has its set of stars that are world renowned. Of those stars, we've seen a rise of talented, witty, and beautiful women who have taken the Internet by storm. Join me, Chris "The Dace Man" Dace over the course of the next few weeks as we crown the 2015 Internet Goddess.

2015 Hottest Internet Women on YouTube

Round 1 has decided which women moved on to the much harder second round of this tournament, dubbed the "Heavenly Sixteen." These 16 women will compete against each other in their respective matches to determine who advances to Round 3, otherwise known as the "Elegant Eight." In this match, Laina Morris faces off against Grace Helbig. Check out some information about each of them below and once you've made your decision, cast your vote in the poll at the bottom of the page. Make sure to spread the word on the Internet to help your favorite win and check back in the future to see who moves on to the next round!

ROUND 2 (BRACKET 2)

Laina Morris
[YouTube Personality, Actress]

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No doubt you have seen the creepy ex-girlfriend meme pop up somewhere on your Facebook feed. That now-familiar face is another entrant into our 2015 Internet Goddess Tournament. The Overly Attached Girlfriend has popping up on our feeds since June 2012 and has also posted videos to YouTube parodying several love songs from artists such as Police, Backstreet Boys, and Taylor Swift. Fully embracing the Overly Attached Girlfriend role, Laina soared to Internet fame and has been a part of Internet pop culture ever since. In the 2014 tournament Laina managed to make it to the Heavenly Sixteen only to fall short to 2014 Internet Goddess Runner Up Lara De Wit. How will she fare this year?


Grace Helbig
[Makeup Demonstrator, Entrepreneur]

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Another newcomer to the 2015 Internet Goddess Tournament  is Grace Helbig. Hailing from South Jersey, she immediately has this author's attention [#represent]: she went to school at Gateway High, and that's right down the road from me. She debuted on the interwebs in 2008, and it has been onward and upward ever since. She has made appearances on various television shows, and E! has even signed her to her own late-night special. So before she leaves the world of YouTube, she should be included with the greats!



CAST YOUR VOTE BELOW

Who should move on to the next round?
  

Don't forget to tweet @ your favorite and spread the word on her message boards, forums, fan pages and so forth to show your support and rally the troops!

Check back to find out the results of this poll as well as the other matches that we have coming your way.

Also, don't forget to come back to find out what else Chris "The Dace Man" Dace is looking at (and no, not just porn) along with the other bloggers here at Fanboys Anonymous. Until next time, for the few, the proud, and of course the Dacetacular, grab a beer—and in this case, an Internet browser—and return to the Dace-Sphere soon. See ya next time, keyboard warriors!

Who is the hottest internet woman for 2015? Favorite girl on the net?

The Internet certainly has its set of stars that are world renowned. Of those stars, we've seen a rise of talented, witty, and beautiful women who have taken the Internet by storm. Join me, Chris "The Dace Man" Dace over the course of the next few weeks as we crown the 2015 Internet Goddess.

2015 Hottest Internet Women on YouTube

Round 1 has decided which women moved on to the much harder second round of this tournament, dubbed the "Heavenly Sixteen." These 16 women will compete against each other in their respective matches to determine who advances to Round 3, otherwise known as the "Elegant Eight." In this match, Lindsey Stirling faces off against Lilly Singh. Check out some information about each of them below, and once you've made your decision, cast your vote in the poll at the bottom of the page. Make sure to spread the word on the Internet to help your favorite win and check back in the future to see who moves on to the next round!

ROUND 2 (BRACKET 1)

Lindsey Stirling
[YouTube Personality, Musician]

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When it came to the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament there were a plethora of talents that had made their way onto the interwebs. Musicians are a category that is hit or miss, but when it comes to Lindsey Stirling, it is most definitely a hit. The amazingly talented violinist from California has produced her own music and even appeared on America's Got Talent in 2010. Although the evil wench Sharon Osborne might have cut her down, she has most certainly bounced back and proved Sharon wrong. Last year Lindsey advanced to the Heavenly Sixteen round only to square up with the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament champion Catie Wayne. With Catie at the other end of the bracket, will 2015 belong to Lindsey?


Lilly Singh (IISuperwomanII)
[YouTube Personality, Motivational Speaker, Comedian]

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Hailing from the country of Canada, IISuperWomanII launched her YouTube account in 2010 and has been a popular personality on the Internet ever since. Appearing in two films and nominated for three awards in 2014 for her work on YouTube, it's no surprise she made her way into this year's Internet Goddess Tournament. Though this is her first time on the bracket, the Ontario Native has a very passionate fanbase that will surely see her advancing onward.


CAST YOUR VOTE BELOW

Who should move on to the next round?
  

Don't forget to tweet @ your favorite and spread the word on her message boards, forums, fan pages and so forth to show your support and rally the troops!

Check back to find out the results of this poll as well as the other matches that we have coming your way.

Also, don't forget to come back to find out what else Chris "The Dace Man" Dace is looking at (and no, not just porn) along with the other bloggers here at Fanboys Anonymous. Until next time, for the few, the proud, and of course the Dacetacular, grab a beer—and in this case, an Internet browser—and return to the Dace-Sphere soon. See ya next time, keyboard warriors!

Who is the hottest internet woman for 2015? Favorite girl on the net?

Atlantic City Boardwalk Convention 2015 Friday Recap of #DoACBC

Posted by Anthony Mango - Saturday, May 16, 2015

Since Fanboys Anonymous revolves around the various different aspects of geek culture, any opportunity that we get to embrace our inner nerd is relished. One of the best places to do that, of course, is at a convention, and our latest endeavor in that regard was the Atlantic City Boardwalk Convention in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Unfortunately, scheduling conflicts and last minute booking problems and so forth prevented us from being able to go the full four days, but we were thankfully still able to attend on Friday.

As far as the size of the convention, it's naturally bigger than your normal upstarts as it is held in the Atlantic City Convention Center instead of a small community center or the more warehouse-type buildings. However, don't let that intimidate you. In no way is this anywhere near as big as something like New York Comic Con in comparison. This is the perfect size for a starter convention to attend to get a basic idea of how these go, where you have enough time to visit all of the different attractions and attend several panels as well. To give you a basic rundown of some of the things we were able to do, take a look at the sections below.

Cosplayers

It's always fun to see what people are dressed up as at conventions, since they're celebrating the characters we love. As expected, the top choice seemed to be Harley Quinn, and believe me when I say the three below are just a fraction of the ones that were roaming the floor. Costumes ranged from the more serious and darker ones to silly renditions of cartoon characters and even more than one version of Where's Waldo? which is totally cheating and not fair.

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Suicide Squad Harley Quinn "Bitches of Cosplay"

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Supergirl Robin

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The Super Mario Bros
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The Twins - Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch

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Found him!

Stan Lee Museum

A neat little section is what they refer to as "The Stan Lee Museum," which basically houses all sorts of miscellaneous treasures from over the years that involve the man himself and his creations. There are a dozen or so glass cases filled with special drawings, signed memorabilia, and odd trinkets, but what immediately stands out is the collection of Iron Man statues. You pretty much can't be around that area and not notice Iron Monger and the bright glowing lights of the Arc Reactor chestpieces.

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Different versions of Iron Man armor

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The Garage

If the Marvel movie props aren't necessarily your thing, but you still enjoy checking out some of the iconic pieces of superhero film history, there is also a section dedicated to automobiles dubbed "The Garage." You could get your picture taken alongside The General Lee from Dukes of Hazard, the Ecto-1a from Ghostbusters II, and of course, multiple different Batmobiles!

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The Batmobile from Tim Burton's Batman The DeLorean from Back to the Future

Panels and Celebrities

We didn't partake in the autograph and photo sessions, but we were able to check out a few names along the way during our rounds.

Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash's secret weapon for finding out what every piece of memorabilia or history is worth—Rob Bruce from Comic Book Men—was a really fun chat and is a very down to Earth, cool guy. Here's hoping we'll be able to get him on one of our podcasts soon!

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Head of Fanboys Anonymous Tony Mango (left) and Comic Book Men's Robert Bruce (right)

Fellow resident Fanboy Sam Lascio is also pictured below, chatting it up with the folks responsible for the documentary The Death of "Superman Lives": What Happened?—writer and director Jon Schnepp (who you may recognize from Metalocalypse and Aqua Teen Hunger Force) and executive producer Robert Pierce. They're also awesome guys in their own right, so don't overlook the tables facing the wall and skip by them!

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Guardians of the Galaxy Michael Rooker Yondu ACBC conventionDefinitely a highlight of the day, though, was being able to sit in on Michael Rooker's panel. It was a lighthearted affair filled with tons of jokes. Rooker, of course, was his usual self, prompting the first question of the Q&A session to be: "Are you as big of an asshole as you portray in your movies?"

He filled the audience in on some of the backstage info about filming Mallrats and Guardians of the Galaxy as well as his more troubled background that forged him into the badass that he is, including a story of when he walked down a street and saw everyone locking their car doors, which just made him want to become The Hulk and toss their cars around.

Michael then gave out four special figurines that he would sign and number later on, with the final one going to a little kid dressed up as Yondu, showing that despite his rough exterior, the guy's got a soft spot deep down as well.

Merchandise and Vendors

Speaking for myself and myself alone, when I go to conventions, I don't care as much about what's for sale compared to much of the other stuff. This is a force of habit of just being tight with my money, so I don't get as much of a joy of looking around at what I'm not going to purchase. However, as with any convention, there's plenty of different vendors out there for you to find a multitude of things that you would want in your collection. Whether you're a collector of T-shirts, toys, artwork and specialty-made crafts, or pretty much anything else you can name, you'll be able to find it.

Below is an example of one thing that did stand out to me, though. Superhero Jewelry had a wide assortment of very cool looking rings as well as other things, such as below:

The Flash ring costume inside
DC Comics ring replicas
Of course, there's much more that we weren't able to participate in, such as the Cosplay Ballroom Party, the After Party, and so forth. However, that was due to time constraints on our part.

If you've got the time, head on over to ACBC for the remaining two days this Saturday and Sunday and geek out with your fellow Fanboys, pick up some swag, buy some merchandise of your favorite characters, and take some pictures with the celebrities that you're fond of. For more information, visit http://www.doacbc.com.

"King of Blues" B.B. King Passes Away at 89

Posted by Eddie Siqueira - Friday, May 15, 2015

Every genre of music has its heroes: Hendrix, Mozart, Elvis, Pavarotti, Madonna, David Guetta, and so forth. Though they are not the only absolute truths in their categories, for some reason destiny chose them to be the spearhead of their brethren's flagpole. Yes, I'm kidding about Guetta.

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B.B. King plays on "Lucille"
B.B. King was such. A name so big in the genre of blues that even my grandmother, who knows nothing of the sorts, is aware of the larger-than-life legend. If you're not aware of what this man did with blues, now is the time to get to know it. The elements of jazz, gospel, and even rock 'n' roll that were imported to that particular facet of guitar music are probably due to Blues Boy King.

This is big because blues music was essentially the Mississippi delta acoustic guitar tunes, usually about the devil at the crossroads at midnight, or "my baby ran away on a train to Georgia." With the modernization of blues and the electric guitar, B.B. King did his part alongside peers of close caliber but nowhere near the same brilliance as King's charisma. He moaned, cried, screamed, and told jokes and tales through his guitar, Lucille. The message was loud and clear as he influenced names such as Eric Clapton, Gary Moore, and Keith Richards.

Averaging 250–300 shows per year, he had cut back to "only" 100 in since he turned 80. Such was his dedication that he performed into the last year of his life, when the last remaining dates of 2014 were cancelled due to health reasons.

Enjoy some of his work! R.I.P. Blues Boy.

New York Comic Con: Ticket Demands Quadrupled

Posted by Unknown - Thursday, May 14, 2015

Ticket sales for New York Comic Con—the largest pop-culture convention on the East Coast—went on sale at noon yesterday, and resembling last year's cluster****, thousands of fans jammed the servers and landed on error pages after waiting in the virtual queue for over an hour, with many buyers reportedly kicked off before completing their purchase.

Lance Fensterman issues statement about NYCC ticket demands

According to Lance Fensterman, ReedPOP's Global VP, ticket demands for this year's New York Comic Con roughly quadrupled from 2014, making the amount of individuals waiting in the virtual queue when it opened outnumber the amount of VIP, 3-Day, 4-Day, and Saturday tickets combined.

To put it into perspective, last year's convention attracted 151,000 fans to the Javits Centera number that itself was double what it was just five years prior and over four times its inaugural event in 2006. The rapid increase is due primarily to the growing popularity of geek culture in film and television and the transition away from the focus on just comics. The record-number crowd surpassed San Diego Comic Con's 130,000 cap, making NYCC the largest pop-culture convention in North America. With hopes of reaching the height of other New York events such as Fashion Week, ReedPOP expanded its popular convention into a week-long "Super Week" filled with official off-site events that continue to increase the city's economic growth.

Unlike years prior where tickets were made available in waves, NYCC released all the tickets at once, putting the demand for tickets under a higher stress. Not surprisingly, it didn't take long for tickets to show up in masses on StubHub and Ebay for over three times the original price, with VIP, 3-Day, and 4-Day passes selling out first. Saturday tickets soon followed suit, as did Kid's Day and then Sunday tickets. Thursday passes are still available, however, and a limited supply will be sold at Special Edition: NYC on June 6 and 7. An event at Midtown Comics—the ONLY retail partner selling tickets—will be announced during the summer, though if it's anything like last year (and it will be), beware; over 1,000 fans camped out for more than 24 hours last year and were met with disorganized lines and no security.

Anticipating the heavy traffic, NYCC's official twitter account begged people to stay off their website and instead go directly to ShowClix, but it wasn't enough to handle the overwhelming number of fans scampering for a chance to attend the growing pop-culture convention.

Twitter was amass with frustrated fans, some of whom complained about the wait times and error pages, while others provided comical reassurance that we are all in this together.

NYCC ticket frustration on twitter

NYCC ticket frustration
NYCC ticket frustration

Fensterman issued a statement that included both an apology and explanation that stated, "while that still might not get you the ticket to NYCC that you wanted, we hope it will at least provide you with some portion of the explanation you deserve."

Fensterman also acknowledged the major issue with ticket scalpers, stating that they will comb through sites to have tickets removed. Though they further limited the quantity of tickets per purchase and implemented a procedure that reviews the data of ticket purchasers to cross-check names, addresses, emails, and credit cards to ban those attempting to purchase more than the maximum allowed, they still weren't able to prevent hundreds of tickets from landing on resale sites.

ReedPOP is urging fans not to buy from scalpers, as they will be "canceling as many of those people we can identify as ticket resellers (meaning those trying to cheat the system and buy large quantities) so you may be buying a worthless piece of paper."

New York Comic Con 2015 will once again fill the Javits Center on October 8–11.

Were you able to get your ticket to NYCC?
Let us know your ticket buying experience in the comments below.

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For the forseeable future, Joss Whedon is done with making Marvel movies. He said so himself, increasingly, through the production and press tour for Avengers: Age of Ultron. He has said he wants some time away from big movies to focus on other, smaller projects for a while, more personal stuff. I don't think anyone begrudges him that, especially after some of the conflicts he came into with Marvel Studios during production on Age of Ultron. He may not be done entirely, but he's done for now.

With Marvel, at least.

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A little while ago, during an interview with IGN, Whedon was asked if he would ever want to direct a movie based on a DC Comics property. He said he absolutely would, given the chance, just not immediately. (His actual answer was that while he was a Marvel boy growing up, he was always "DC-curious." I love this guy.) This got my brain a-thinkin' about what properties Whedon would be best for, so let's list-icle. This will go from five to one, in terms of this writer's gauge of feasibility and preferences for what project our Geek God could helm.

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5. Wonder Woman

This is maybe a too-easy answer and a nonsensical one given that Patty Jenkins has already been tapped to direct WB/DC's Wonder Woman movie after Michelle McLaren's departure, but let me explain. And anyway, it's number five. Hush.

Years ago, back in the innocent days of the mid-2000s when no one knew exactly what kind of box-office juggernautery lay ahead in the new millennium, Joss Whedon wrote a script for a WB adaptation of Wonder Woman. This was post Spider-Man and Batman Begins, which should tell you what kind of superhero stories were in vogue at the time. Needless to say, it never happened, and Whedon went to work for the Other Guys.

I've read some of Whedon's script. Pieces of it suffer from the tropes of the time, and some of it is Whedon silliness. Some of it is Whedon brilliance. It might have worked, but it was a little ahead of its time in terms of how to treat this literally mythical character. The point is, Whedon is the go-to guy for kickass female characters, and Wonder Woman is chief among them. At this point, he has proven beyond any doubt that he can handle his big-budget epics with larger-than-life characters.

I'm glad a woman is directing Diana's film. That's just as it should be. However, if it couldn't be a woman, I'd want Joss Whedon. There will be a sequel to Wonder Woman, if it makes even the slightest profit, and Patty Jenkins may wish to return, but if she doesn't, maybe WB will eat some humble pie and make room for a Marvel defector.

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4. Batman

The first answer Whedon gave when presented with the "would you direct a DC movie" question was that of course he'd love to get his hands on the Bat. Who wouldn't? The fear here is that Whedon would bring his particular brand of snark to the shadow-drenched world of Gotham. While DC's supposed "no jokes" mandate is absurd, it bears some weight with reference to the Dark Knight. Batman doesn't crack wise; his sidekicks or his butler or his villains do. He's the ultimate straight man, with occasional glimpses of dark or sardonic humor.

Whedon was a writer first, and one who is more than good enough to temper these tendencies. Honestly, my hope for a Whedon-directed Batman film would be what he could do with Batman's incredible supporting cast. Robin gets a lot of hate, but we haven't seen the character in live-action since Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman ruined the character two decades ago—and then ruined some more, 18 years ago.

Whedon could make Robin cool. He could make Nightwing happen. He could really make Selina Kyle/Catwoman complex, more than just a romantic foil for Batman. Just imagine the insanity of the Joker under Whedon's direction. There's so much here that could work.

This one might be slightly more possible than WW, but still unlikely, for a couple of reasons. The biggest is that WB/DC is probably unwilling to let Whedon play with their biggest and best superhero property. Besides the fact that they dissed him with Wonder Woman—after which he made beaucoup bucks for the competition, proving that he was capable and his ideas feasible, and I don't think WB is big enough to admit they might have been wrong—they already have a director they like, playing Batman. I wrote about this before, but the eventual solo Batman film could very well be directed by the Caped Crusader himself, Ben Affleck. It's an idea I don't hate, but one I'll be unsure of until I see Affleck's take on the character in Batman v Superman.

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3. The Legion of Super-Heroes

Huh? You've never heard of these guys? They sound stupid? So did Guardians of the Galaxy.

This one intrigues me, because it is a property that would need serious trimming to be a feasible adaptation, so there is room for a creator to really put a stamp on the property like James Gunn did with Marvel's aforementioned version of Star Wars. The Legion of Super-Heroes could be DC's Star Trek answer to that.

The short version of the Legion's storied history is that they are a future galactic Justice League. Inspired by tales of Superman's heroics, a host of young people with powers come together to help protect, well, everything (even if a lot of their action centers around future Earth). It has been a long-running and generally popular title for DC, with a massive cast of characters from which to draw, but something like 80% of them have names ending in "Boy," "Girl," "Lad," or equally innocent and defunct titles.

Apologies to comic purists, but audiences are not going to flock to the theatres to see Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl team up with Star Boy and the Invisible Kid. Just ain't gonna happen. Guardians had help mitigating this problem because some of the source names were unique and interesting (Gamorra, Drax, Groot) alongside the sillier names that they either shortened ("Rocket," instead of "Rocket Raccoon") or poked fun at in the movie. Star-Lord was just Peter Quill until the running joke became an earned moment, when during the climax Djimon Honsou's character recognizes Quill from the beginning and snarls "Star-Lord." Apply some of that logic to handling your characters in a Legion of Super-Heroes movie, and you're on the right track. Similarly, I bet they'd just trim the title to be "The Legion," or perhaps "Legionnaires." More generic, perhaps, but less Saturday-morning-cartoon than "The Legion of Super-Heroes."

Whedon would fit into this world almost perfectly. His Firefly was a mix of the best parts of Trek and Wars, and there is plenty of room for his banter in this property. Because it's less well known outside of comic circles, he has more latitude to bend and play with the story to make it more palatable. If they keep the story set in the future, there's less constraint on continuity between DC movies, so again there is more freedom. This bears mentioning too: the Legion has enjoyed a substantial gay following for much of its publication. It was a mixed and inclusive group of characters, and readers responded to that. Whedon is a big supporter of the LGBTQ community and has featured same-sex couples in several of his works. That Star Trek-ian ideal of universal inclusion, whether you're gay, straight, male, female, alien, transgender, asexual, pansexual, hermaphroditic, Klingon or Wookie, would be a new angle for superhero filmmaking, which thus far is populated more or less entirely by straight white men. Anyway, this would be a good chance for Whedon to make another ensemble movie in space, and maybe this time he won't kill Wash. (Spoilers!)

I admit, too, that any adaptation of this property is a long shot unless WB/DC shatter all expectations with their attempts at a DC Cinematic Universe, but hey, this whole thing is a what-if scenario.

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2. Green Lantern

This is similar to the previous entry, but better known and with unique opportunities. I know, the first Green Lantern movie sucked. That's not the character's fault.

I don't know if Whedon even cares about GL, but that could be an asset. It barely matters which of the six or seven Earth-based GLs he uses, though it's likely WB would want either to continue with Hal Jordan or use someone like John Stewart or Kyle Rayner. In addition to being another fun space-based adventure, more action-packed than cerebral, Green Lantern should be a human story about imagination and our potential, and Joss Whedon excels at humanism.

Think about it. A Green Lantern ring allows the bearer to create whatever he or she or it can imagine. That's pure creation, kind of like a storyteller, no? Furthermore, the energy that allows for this power is derived from emotion, from basic feelings—in this case, willpower, a drive to do more, be better, to keep moving. I can't think of a more primal human trait than our will. The point is, even if Whedon doesn't currently care about the character, he can relate to him, and I would love to see what imagination Whedon could bring to the Green Lantern Corps. That's the thing: it's such a recognizable story. The Corps are just a galactic police force. They have precincts, beats they walk, partners. There is corruption. People get fired. It's a space cop story.

That very recognizable and human grounding is the perfect launchpad for Whedon's imagination. How far can you bend the clichés of police stories when they're set in deep space? What's a run-of-the-mill assignment for them? Reigniting a dying sun? Deflecting asteroids from inhabited planets? If that's the boring stuff, imagine what Whedon's imagination could unleash on these celestial guardians. Green Lantern will be in the ranks of the Justice League when they debut, and he has a solo feature slated for release on June 19, 2020. What he doesn't have is a director, and Whedon could make a very human, action-packed space adventure that might erase the stigma of the character's first live-action appearance.

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1. Earth-2

This is the biggest stretch, because it relies on a number of things falling into place, but for the sake of this piece I'll assume a best-case scenario because I think this could be stellar. Bear with me.

One of DC's longest-running narrative devices is the concept of the Multiverse. First introduced in the pages of The Flash #123 in 1961, it posits that our universe is one of an infinite number of others, all occupying the same space but vibrating at a different frequency, so each occupies a separate dimensional space. Flash can slip between these worlds because of his super-speed; he made it to another Earth, by accident the first time, by moving fast enough to slip between worlds.

Now, more and more, we're hearing that our actual universe may be one of many. There is mounting evidence that the multiverse is fact, not fiction (though probably not this kind of fiction). DC has been using their multiverse to tell stories for over 50 years now, and it's still going strong. No less than two big events are currently underway in DC's comics that deal directly with the multiverse.

So what is Earth-2? Imagine again, if you will, that WB/DC creates a successful cinematic universe. It works on its own and as a counterpart to Marvel. We know Marvel is building toward Infinity War, when Thanos tries to claim all six Infinity Stones to presumably rule over everything. Maybe he'll just be content with destroying Earth, but it's not likely. Like an arms race, DC will have to provide a viable counter to the Marvel superplot. They have universal despot Darkseid (who, its worth mentioning, predates and inspired Thanos) who probably will show up at some point, but what if existence was threatened by something else?

The "main" DCU takes place on Earth-1. Earth-2 belongs to a universe of older counterparts. Earth-3 belongs to evil versions of the characters, and is protected by Earth's greatest hero, Alexander Luthor. Each one of the Earths is different, either slightly or in a big way. On Earth-X, the Nazis won World War II, and a small band of heroes fought a longstanding guerilla war against the Reich. Get it? Patterns repeat across the multiverse, like a song played in different keys or sung with different lyrics.

An Earth-2 adaptation could go one of two ways, as I see it. Originally, Earth-2 was the home of the earliest DC heroes, the first versions of the Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. They are referred to as belonging to the Golden Age. You can think of these as the pre-and-post-WWII heroes. In the collapse of the superhero comic boom after the war ended, a few major characters survived (like the Big Three), but within a few years came a resurgent interest in heroes and DC revived trademarks like Flash and GL, only as different characters with different stories and new designs. This was the start of what's termed the Silver Age. When the Silver Age Flash, Barry Allen, crossed between universes, he met his earlier counterpart, the Golden Age Flash, Jay Garrick. Basically, all of the older DC stories had actually taken place on Earth-2, and the modern DC stories were on Earth-1. Modern comics have played out Earth-2 as being populated with alternate versions of the characters, not older or younger—just different.

So where does Joss Whedon come into this? If you imagine the successful first run of these DC movies as Earth-1—Henry Cavill's Superman, Ben Affleck's Batman, Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman, and the rest—Earth-2 could be a totally fresh look at the DCU, a way to reinvigorate the second wave of the DC films. It could perhaps introduce new characters or twist those that we've seen, free of the shackles of continuity and solo-film plot threads. Since they're not the "actual" versions, Whedon could do what he does and kill off two or three or six. This could sell just by capitalizing on new science and awareness of our universe.

This could be a substantial building block in the DC Cinematic Universe, setting up a future Justice League movie that pits the heroes against their Earth-3 doppelgangers. Once they know of the existence of the multiverse, they could explore it, or perhaps their reality gets invaded by said evil doubles. Either way, the multiverse is one of DC's stronger ideas that has been used to great effect in their stories, and while I'm aware that what works on the page does not always work onscreen, I'm also confident that a filmmaker with vision can make it work. Whedon could play in the DC sandbox he's curious about and add to it without worrying if he's muddying the waters.

One final note, because this just occurred to me and while it's the most improbable thing in this article, it's a really fun thought: What if an Earth-2 movie brought back actors like Christian Bale, Ryan Reynolds and Brandon Routh as "alternate" or "earlier" versions of Batman, Green Lantern and Superman? Maybe they could even find a way to bring the TV versions of Flash and Green Arrow into that "alternates" fold. Impossible, I know, but fun to think about.

Do you think Whedon will ever get his shot at a DC movie? What would you want to see him direct? Explore this multiverse of possibility with each other in the comments below!

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