Someone has to die in the upcoming sequel to Thor, entitled Thor: The Dark World...but who should that be?
First off, you might be thinking "WHY does somebody have to die?" It's because the stakes need to be raised and Thor has far too many peripheral characters NOT for someone to be killed off to do so.
Think about it. We have Thor, Odin, Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg, Lady Sif, Loki, Frigga, Heimdall, Jane, Dr. Erik Selvig, Darcy Lewis as well as possible influence from S.H.I.E.L.D. and even more potential crossovers. That's far too many, and they didn't even introduce Balder or Beta Ray Bill (though c'mon, if they do the latter, that'd be ridiculous). Speculation has been (for some reason) that Thor will lose his hand in battle, but I prefer to think that a character or two will die...and I'm hoping it's even more than two.
I'd love to see all of the humans die, particularly Erik Selvig. What purpose does he serve, now? I don't want to see him eating up any more screen time like he did with Avengers (which should have been Hank Pym's spot!). Jane Foster can die and give Natalie Portman a way out, or perhaps she can just leave with Darcy and not return in the third film of the franchise. We still have Sif that we can use as a romantic interest and she's more than capable to carry that load, considering their relationship in the comics.
Now, Earth shouldn't be the only ones to lose someone. In fact, if you want to bridge the worlds, making Thor feel like he lost someone on both grounds, someone has to die from Asgard. That person needs to be Frigga, who is essentially pointless. Plus, if Odin were to die, then Thor would need to become king, and that shouldn't happen until the third film's Ragnarok. Loki and Thor can still lose their mother and it would be a huge blow.
I'm not in favor of killing someone for the sake of killing them in every movie, but this is one wherein I think a death needs to happen. There are too many sacrificial lambs, too many opportunities to kill them off, and too much that could be gained by it to ignore.
Reviewing Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox Hits & Misses
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, directed by Jay Oliva, written by Geoff Johns, James Krieg, and Andy Kubert. Starring Justin Chambers (The Flash), Michael B. Jordan (Cyborg), Kevin McKidd (Flashpoint Batman), Kevin Conroy (Batman), Sam Daly (Superman), Dana Delany (Lois Lane), Jennifer Hale (Iris West), Ron Perlman (Deathstroke), Nathan Fillion (Green Lantern), Cary Elwes (Aquaman) and C. Thomas Howell (Reverse-Flash).
The latest in the long line of DC animated films follows the trend of keeping Batman or Superman involved, but branches off a bit more to be focused quite a bit more on The Flash instead. For the most part, these movies have been entertaining to me, but I don't consider them particularly great, so how does this one pan out? It's time for another REVIEWPOINT as we break down the action film's hits and misses.
As always, let's start with the bad news first.
1. CYBORG
Seriously, why is Cyborg the top priority at DC right now? They're shoving him down everyone's throats. I understand that they want to diversify and I have no problems with that, but come on. It's blatantly obvious how badly they want him to catch on by just how much he's being shoehorned into things. Has there been a single DC venture that hasn't featured Cyborg lately? They're making him a member of the Justice League, he's in every animated film, the Injustice video game, etc. Give me a break. What happened to Steel, Martian Manhunter (I know he's not black, but his human disguise should be), Mr. Terrific, etc?
2. THOMAS WAYNE
Shouldn't he be something like 30 years older than Bruce? You mean to tell me this guy who was a doctor suddenly became Batman, learned how to fight, become a detective, a scientist in other realms, and so forth...and he can do all this when he's something like 60 years old?
3. EXAGGERATED ART STYLE FOR CHARACTERS
Something that DC tends to do in a lot of their animated takes is draw the characters to look out of proportion and with weird features such as giant chins, weird lips, beady little eyes, or bodies that are so oddly shaped and muscular that these top-heavy people would fall over in an instant? Shit, look at Superman here with his bulging body and tiny little head:
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| This is an even uglier design than the one in All Star Superman |
1. THE OLD CREW
Any time you have Kevin Conroy, Tim/Sam Daly (or George Newbern), and Dana Delany back voicing Batman, Superman and Lois Lane, I'll enjoy at least that. Those voices are just so immensely tied to the characters that I can't escape them, and if I hear something else, it just doesn't sound right to me.
2. AQUAMAN VS WONDER WOMAN
While I find these two to be boring and bland for the most part, I liked the idea of having the two worlds feuding with each other as the war. When it comes to the core Justice League (and no, I'm not looking at you, Cyborg), I consider these two to be the two most likely to do something like this. Batman never would, Flash never would, Superman is about 50/50, Green Lantern for the most part doesn't fit the mold unless he's under the Parallax situation, but both Wonder Woman and Aquaman have these attitudes that would fit this scenario.
3. BRUCE CRYING
For some people, they think Batman should be this emotionless psycho who is just on a warpath for crime and completely shuts himself off from the world. To me, it should be the opposite. Batman is the persona he puts on in front of everyone, even himself as often as he can, as a protective shield for his emotions. Bruce finds it hard to let his guard down because he's afraid of being hurt again, as on the inside, he's still fueled by the death of his parents. Having Bruce cry reading the letter from his father is exactly what I was hoping would happen and I'm so glad they added that in there. The comics need to do stuff like that more often and show that instead of just redeeming villains, there's a chance you can redeem heroes as well.
This isn't as bad as Green Lantern: Emerald Knights, All-Star Superman, Superman vs. The Elite, or Superman: Unbound, but it isn't as entertaining as Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Batman: Under the Red Hood, Justice League: Doom or Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths. It suffers from the same problems as nearly all of the other ones, but hey, I'd rather see them pump these out than to stop, especially considering how they can't seem to get their live action universe going for the life of them.
Would I recommend it? Only for true comic book fans to watch when they're bored as something to do. I'd never recommend it to someone as an actual movie and give them the impression that it's The Godfather or anything.
If you want to check out some more recent Reviewpoint articles: White House Down | The Lone Ranger | Man of Steel
White House Down, directed by Roland Emmerich, written by James Vanderbilt, starring Channing Tatum (John Cale), Jamie Foxx (President James Sawyer), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Carol Finnerty), Jason Clarke (Emil Stenz) and James Woods (Martin Walker).
I've been watching a string of disappointing movies, from The Lone Ranger to the two Grown Ups films and G.I. Joe Retaliation and even Man of Steel, so when it came to White House Down, I was desperately hoping for something I'd enjoy. Thankfully, that was just the case. It's time for another REVIEWPOINT as we break down the action film's hits and misses.
As always, let's start with the bad news first.
1. EMILY CALE
One of the main plot points of this film is that John Cale's daughter, Emily, is amongst those held captive at the White House. I'm virtually never a fan of kids in movies and television shows, as they're typically written to be obnoxious little brats that can save the day despite how for most of the story, they're complete idiots. This is no exception. Emily is bitchy to her father who is doing the best he can and a total dork. I know why she's in the film as far as structurally, but every scene with her made me wish it would end so we could get back to the entertaining things.
2. THE MOTHER
I see why Emily is the way she is. Her mother is annoying as well.
1. TATUM AND FOXX
These two work extremely well together. In buddy films, this is an absolute must, and there's no flaw on this side of White House Down. I'd like to see the two of them work on another film in the future....possibly White House Down 2?
2. THE HUMOR
When you can get me to legitimately laugh out loud at something that you've put there to be intentionally funny, I naturally have to give props. Nothing is worse than when a film is trying to be funny and wants to beat you over the head with something in the hopes that you laugh, but nothing is better than when it just simply does its job and actually IS funny when intended.
3. THE ACTION
Of course, the focal point of this film is the action, and this delivers throughout. There are instances where the fighting is pretty gritty and realistic, but then there are other times when the gloves are off and it's time to just have some fun. Sometimes, you need that break where you can watch the President of the United States drive around in a limo with a rocket launcher on the White House lawn.
4. VILLAIN MOTIVE
A lot of action films take the cheap way out. This could have easily been about terrorists just trying to kill the President or about a ransom, but instead, each and every villain was given a motive that would fit them. Whether it be glory, revenge, politics, the aforementioned money, things lined up nicely when you find out just how these people from opposite ends of the spectrum got together to concoct such a plot.
5. DONNIE THE TOUR GUIDE
He was the man. I would have liked more scenes with him, as ridiculous as he was.
Is this going to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards? By no means. However, this is exactly the type of film that it claims to be. It's fun, entertaining, popcorn escapism and exactly what movies need to be once in a while. If everything was doom and gloom with people wailing about their emotions, life would suck, wouldn't it? But the key factor here is that this did not fall under the traps that most other films do. Many movies—particularly under the action, horror, and comedy genres—get so swept up in being the opposite that they just turn out to be garbage. They have random explosions, no real plot, horrible acting (and so on and so forth). White House Down is able to fire on all cylinders and come out as a breath of fresh air.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely, especially if you're in the mood to just sit back and watch some action. Just stay away if you're the type of person that only likes indie films, foreign films, or anything else with a pretentious attitude.
Batman/Superman Villains Speculation - Lex Luthor & Metallo?
Now that the Man of Steel sequel has been announced as a Batman / Superman crossover, speculation has begun on everything from "who will play Batman" to "what will the storyline be" and everything in between, so I figured I would throw my ideas around for just how I think this will go.
Obviously, they need to build upon the previous film. Superman is still not gold with the public. Metropolis and Smallville were SEVERELY ruined with Zod's invasion. There needs to be repercussions of this.
Stepping in to clean up a lot of the mess is Lex Luthor, a billionaire mogul who has his hands in every pot from philanthropic ventures to weapons manufacturing deals with the government. In true Luthor format, Lex is also very jealous of Superman. After all, Lex Luthor was the big man on the scene before he came along and now, nobody is talking about him anymore. Suddenly, the top of all mankind is no longer good enough when there's a SUPERman on Earth.
Another person helping to clean things up is Bruce Wayne, a competitor of Luthor's who, obviously, is already established as Batman - though Batman is more of a myth going around at this point. This version of Bruce needs to be more like the Bruce Timm animated series version, wherein not everything is incredibly realistic and gritty. He needs to be more of the Bat-God, in a way: ridiculously awesome physical prowess as well as an intellect that is unmatched by nearly everyone (except possibly Lex Luthor, of course).
Batman will be looking into Superman as well, trying to analyze the threat potential. Can he trust this guy, or is this something he's going to have to take care of?
Something else we need to establish is Kryptonite. Now that Emil Hamilton is dead (WTF, Snyder) we're left to Luthor and Batman as the only two people that should really be examining the stuff. Kryptonite needs to be big in this, for two primary reasons.
The first of which is the supporting villain, Metallo. John Corben can be introduced as a member of the military that was wounded in Zod's invasion and, as expected, has a bit of a grudge against Superman for it. Who steps in to make him Metallo? Why, none other than Lex Luthor - weapons manufacturer that has been working on an attempt to make a legitimate Man of Steel (ahem.....that's why the first movie should have been called Last Son of Krypton, and been about Brainiac instead of Zod...). Kryptonite powers his heart, as we all know. This gives Superman someone to fight who poses a big threat.
Luthor is the primary villain for Batman, in turn, for the final fight. Earlier on in the movie, you need to have Batman in an confrontation with Superman where Kryptonite comes into play, but at the end of the film, there's a trust built between the two that calls for Superman giving the Kryptonite ring to Bruce. If anyone is going to take down a rogue Superman, it's going to be Batman.
What do you guys think? Do you like this situation or are you up for something else? Is this how you imagine the film will pan out?
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| Here's hoping they change the logo as this is one ugly Bat Symbol |
Comic-Con 2013 has given us some more information on season 2 of the CW television series Arrow.
- The Black Canary story will start to be told, but it may not necessarily start with Laurel Lance. I still think they should have named her Dinah, like...you know...her character should be?
- Roy Harper will be put through his own trials and tests to becoming Red Arrow (or Arsenal...they haven't really said)
- We'll start to see a transition from "The Hood" to "The Arrow" and then "Green Arrow"
- Brother Blood will be on this season, played by Kevin Alejandro
- Not only will Bronze Tiger be on this show (played by Michael Jai White) but he'll also be part of the Suicide Squad. One would assume that Deadshot will be on this team as well.
- Felicity will start to make the Arrow Cave a bit more decked out
What are your thoughts on these reveals for season 2? Are you excited about the new season?
Let us know what you think in the comments below!
For now, check out this sneak peak at season 2:
Avengers: Age of Ultron Plot Details Speculation - Tony Stark Creates Ultron
The title to the Avengers sequel has been revealed as AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.
My first reaction? Awesome! My second reaction? Wait...what?
Joss Whedon has said that both there won't be Hank Pym in this film and that Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch will have a big role, which means I'm utterly confused.
First off, when it comes to the Maximoff siblings, I've always thought it was a stupid idea to bring them on board. Granted, I don't know how they're doing this, so they might have a legitimate way to do it, but I'm starting to get the impression that I did when Spider-Man 3 came around.
And before you say it...no...I don't mean "there are too many characters". Spider-Man 3 was a fault NOT because they added Venom into it (as Nolan's films have proven that you can have lots of characters and still do a good job), but more so because Sam Raimi let his inner fanboy out and forced Sandman into it just because he liked him. I'm fearful that Joss Whedon just might be a fan of Pietro and Wanda and shoehorned them into the film for that reason.
What purpose could they possibly have in this movie, particularly if Ultron is the villain? The only connection is a huge stretch, with Vision (Vin Diesel?) being the romantic interest for Scarlet Witch. Surely, we're not going to cram an entire origin story for Ultron AND Vision AND the Maximoffs into one movie that also has Black Widow, Hawkeye, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, potentially the Guardians of the Galaxy, SHIELD, etc?
As far as the Hank Pym situation, I just can't help but feel that they messed up in terms of scheduling. Why is Guardians of the Galaxy a part of Phase 2 if Thanos isn't the villain in Avengers 2, but #3...meanwhile, Ant-Man is in Phase 3, but not 2? Wouldn't it make more sense to include Ant-Man in Phase 2 and build towards Ultron that way, then include Guardians of the Galaxy in Phase 3 to ramp up to Thanos?
My guess is, they're altering the storyline and making it so Tony Stark is the creator of Ultron. After quitting the Iron Man game, he could very well spend his time trying to make a replacement Iron Man for SHIELD using Jarvis as a template.
There has also been talk that Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the biggest lynchpin to bringing Avengers: Age of Ultron plot elements to screen, which has me confused as well. Iron Man 3 could theoretically lead to the scenario I mentioned above, but where would the other films? Guardians of the Galaxy has nothing to do with Ultron. The Winter Soldier is a political thriller starring villains that are a mercenary and a brainwashed soldier. Thor: The Dark World is TOTALLY not about Ultron.
Does Marvel really have this all planned out and well? Do they know what they're doing, or are they setting themselves up for failure like when they thought people would love the Mandarin twist? How do you think Ultron is going to fit into this series? What about Pym? Guardians of the Galaxy? Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch??
Big news coming from Comic-Con. A new BATMAN/SUPERMAN crossover film is finally coming to fruition through the vision of Zack Snyder and David S. Goyer.
This, my friends, is a good thing. As I have stated time and time again, in order for a Justice League movie to happen, DC needs to expand its universe. What better way to do this than to give the fans what they want with a World's Finest movie?
Since it's announcement, the internet has been ablaze with rumors circulating on who will play the new Batman and much skepticism as to what role the Dark Knight will have in this new movie. Will he come out the dominant winner? I have recently released a video debunking all these rumors and the fact that I feel that this movie will be a clear team-up instead of a direct confrontation and a fight to the finish.
Remember guys, DC are here to build the universe, not shatter it. By having this movie made, they will do something that hasn't been done before: bring the two biggest characters in their arsenal together and make one Hell of a movie.
Leave a comment and remember to stay tuned to Fanboys Anonymous for more on the World Finest and Comic-Con!
Episode 34 of the I Got Gameplay podcast is now online. On this episode Michael Burhan, Shaun Walker, Mike Paden, and Jeff Croop discuss Gaming Sidekicks, from the good to the bad and the unhelpful. The group breaks down the characters, their strengths and their weaknesses, and why playing with the AI is worse than playing with a second player.
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Pokemon.........nuff said.
That's all you need. If you grew up in the 90's, chances are you just smiled at the sight of that first word. Pokemon hit the scene in 1998 in America, and seemingly would go on to rule the world from 1998 (or 1996 if you lived in Japan) into the 2000s and today. From games to movies, from cards to toys, to everything in between. Pokemon may not be as massive as it once was, but its still going strong with its upcoming release of X and Y on the Nintendo 3DS. There have been numerous entries in the Pokemon series, as well as several spin-offs of the franchise formula. Some are worth a place in video game history along side its namesake, while others don't have much to speak of. today, I talk about two early branches in the Pokemon series. So grab your Pokemon Pikachu, start humming the Poke-Rap, and strap in, because we talk Pokemon.
The first title on our Pokemon Special is Pokemon Pinball for the Gameboy in 1999, an entry that actually feels right in the series. Considering one of the symblos for the series is a pokeball, it would make sense that they would utilize that for some kind of ball-based game. Even so, it seems like easy pickings to take pokemon and transfer it to a Pinball game. Hell, most Pinball games are just the game of pinball with franchise paraphernalia decals slapped onto them. Instant money, right? Well, to the game's credit, the developers at Jupiter (the developers behind the Gameboy camera, and more recently Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the Gameboy Advance) actually managed to fuse both the essence of Pokemon with the simplicity of Pinball. The gameplay is simple: you start by picking one of two colored boards (either Red or Blue, with both playing completely different). From there, you choose from a random selection of towns such as Cerulean City, Viridian Forest, and depending on which board you choose, board specific towns like Lavender Town and Mt. Moon. From there it plays like any normal pinball game of knocking your ball into bumpers and other board obstacles to win points all the while keeping your ball from falling into the pit. Lose enough balls, and the game is over. But, hidden among the surface is the real meat and potatoes of gameplay.
In each level your tasked to catch pokemon. you do this by looping your ball around the board in a certain direction and entering a catch pit that triggers a cath game. In this game your tasked with hitting specific bumpers to reveal chunks of a blocked out picture of a pokemon. Once the picture and the pokemon's identity is revealed, you catch said pokemon by bumping your ball into said pokemon on screen until the word catch is spelled and he gets caught in the ball. It sounds alot more complicated spelled out like that, but trust me, its alot easier than it sounds. From there you can travel to other towns by hitting special bumpers enough times to open a travel pipe. Travel enough times and you can even reach more advance towns like the Safari Zone and Cinnabar Island, even going so far as to finally reach the Indigo Plateau. Each new area has a different assortment of pokemon for you to collect, and you even have the ability to evolve pokemon similar to how you catch them, except instead of hitting bumpers you hit exp. charms scattered around the board (or in certain cases, evolution stones). All of this also gets charted into your own Pokedex, where catching them all is the name of the game. Failure to catch or evolve a pokemon leads to a silhouette of said pokemon. Finally there's the biggest feature to the game: the rumble pack. Built into the game's massive black cartridge is a tiny rumble motor that vibrates based on the action on screen. Hit a bumper, you get a tiny buzz, save your pokeball with a Pikachu kickback, and your whole game rumbles. Its a neat feature, though I dare you to find someone who still has the little door that houses the single AAA battery used to power it.
All in all the game really stands above itself. This could have easily just been Pokemon-themed Pinball, but the developers really blended the core of pokemon into a pretty bare format. It still feels like a Pokemon game, and really brings more to the gameplay than just trying to rack up that 5 billion score. It has alot of replay value to it, and really very few faults. If there is one nit-pick I have, its that the design for the red board was clearly made for form rather than function, as while it looks neat, trying to get the ball into certain tunnels is impossible without perfect mastery of ball physics. Its frustrating, but I'm sure with enough practice, you'll get the hang of it.
Grade: B
Next we come to probably the biggest game in the Pokemon series outside of the main franchise, 2000's Pokemon Stadium. Sure, 1999's Pokemon Snap was a neat little diversion, but this was the game fans had been dying for; a full fledged 3D Pokemon game on the consoles. I remember once at a Pokemon Expo the year before the game came out entering in a Pokemon game tournament in hopes of winning a chance to play a demo of the game in private. It was a huge deal, and I'm sure anyone who was a fan of the series had a copy of this in their N64 (hell, at one point I had two copies, don't ask). So it had been years since I had played this game, so I was eager to dust off my old copy of Pokemon Blue (which surprisingly after all these years still has my old file on it) and go through memory lane. Unfortunately years of rose tinting has left memory lane looking less like the autoban and more like a dirt road through the forest. This review is probably not gonna net me any new fans, but I'm just gonna say it: Pokemon stadium is not a good game.
Lets rattle off the biggest complaint I have with the game, and really the biggest I have had with the series in general: Its been a solid 15 years since the first Pokemon Games were released in the US, and yet we still have yet to see a full fledged console release of a true Pokemon game. Sure, we had two attempts on the Gamecube with Pokemon Colosseum with its "Shadow Pokemon" concept as well as the slightly more fleshed out Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. But both of those changed the make-up of the series so much that I honestly don't consider them full fledged entries in the series. Maybe you could argue that the N64 at the time was not powerful enough to handle a game that big, but by now the tech is so advanced that its almost come full circle multiple times. Nintendo should really stop dragging their feet and give the fans the experience they have been dying for. But I digress.
Anyway, back to Pokemon Stadium. So this game was not the big console port that we were all hoping for. What we got instead was a battle simulator. The biggest selling point is that you could use the packaged-in Transfer pak to connect your copy of Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow to the game and upload your own pokemon to Pokemon Stadium. From there, the core of Pokemon Stadium is that you can battle your pokemon from the game on the big screen in fully rendered 3D. And to its credit, the pokemon look really good. From a technical aspect, the game is actually very nice. The menus look hand-painted and cartoony, and the sound is nice and upbeat, with all the familiar tunes from the games fully realized in surround sound. All the pokemon look great in 3D, although one gripe I will give is that it would have been neat to have their voices match the TV show instead of the poorly digitized growls from the game. Although I will say this: if you have Pokemon Yellow, your Pikachu does retain its voice like the TV show, which is a nice touch. No, my biggest issue with the game is the severe lack of gameplay, even with all that you supposedly can do.
Lets start with the actual Pokemon Stadium, which is where the main focus seems to be. In this, you have your choice of 4 different cups you can sign up for: Poke Cup, Petite Cup, Pika Cup, and Prime Cup. All 4 cups consist of 8 fights each going 3 on 3 Pokemon involved, with Poke and Prime Cups having 4 levels of growing difficulty before claiming the cups themselves. Now, on the surface this seems fine, until you realize how limited the cups really are. Pia Cup is for pokemon between levels 15 and 20. Thats fine if you just started the game and want to use your pokemon. Poke Cup uses Pokemon that are 50-55, which having played the game, by the time I got to those levels I was already done with the main game, so in order to even have a chance with my own pokemon, I had to play the entire main game. Then there's Prime cup, which is all level 100 (GTFO with that, and not a one of you bring up the rare candy glitch). And finally there's Petite Cup, which has some of the weirdest guidelines I have ever heard. Ok, so your level limits are 25-30, which is fine. Except, your limited to only un-evolved pokemon that are under a height of 6'8", and less than 44lbs, and no combination of the 3 pokemon chosen in the battle can combine to make 80lbs. Putting that into perspective, only 45 of the 150 pokemon in the game fit those qualifications. Why freaking bother. And there in lay my biggest issues with the game, I had forgotten just how restrictive the rules of the cups were. And for all that, what do you really get from beating the stadium cups? Nothing. Seriously, there's no big prize at the end of beating all 10 cups aside from a battle against Mewtwo, and thats only after also beating the next aspect we will be talking about. And even after that, you're biggest prize is getting to do all that again in "Round 2". There's nothing gained from what is essentially the most important mode in the game. Hell, you could have at least attached a real story to all this or something to work towards.
Then there's the Gym Leader Castle, which unlike the stadium, actually is where the game kinda starts to feel like its namesake. Here you use your Pokemon to fight up the ranks of the Gym Leaders to finally reach the Elite Four. At least I will give the game credit in that you do gain something out of beating Gym Leader Castle. You get a random Pokemon from a selection of 8 (The 3 starters, the two fossil pokemon, the two hitmons, and Eevee.) Once again, the levels are locked way too high, this time at 50 and up (although the game does conform to the highest leveled pokemon you have over 50). Like i said, its hard to get into it the right way when you basically have to have beaten the entire main game to enter. Rounding out the last of the play types is Free Battle, which is a free for all area where you can play against another player with any rules you like. Next is the GB Tower where you can play your Pokemon games like you would with the old fashioned Super Gameboy for the SNES. Its a neat feature, especially if you wanted some spur of the moment leveling for the cups, but its not that impressive over time. Also there's the Pokemon Lab. which is like Professor Oak's lab, where you can sort your in game items, research your pokedex, and transfer pokemon to your Pokemon stadium cart (which they are stuck in after that). Last but not least is the Kids club, which is my favorite aspect of the game. This is where you can play several mini-games centered around certain pokemon. There's a sushi-eating competition with Lickitungs, Simon Says with Clefairy, ring toss using Ekans and Digglets, among other unique ideas. This is actually where alot of your party time might wind up after all the battles, and really I would not have been adverse to a Pokemon-themed Mario Party clone like this.
To sum up my biggest problem with the game, I don't consider it an actual game. After going through a few fights and maybe trying your luck against Gym Leader Castle, what else is there? I can maybe understand back then when pokemon was everywhere, but even then the battles get boring, especially since like I said, you dont gain anything in terms of EXP or items. Honestly I got more enjoyment out of the minigames more than the actual meat of the game. If you are a die-hard pokemon fan that plays constantly, I can see you getting alot out of this even today. Otherwise, I would honestly skip this, especially since the sequel brought a little more to the deal.
Grade: D
Good Morning Fanboys! Yesterday was a big day for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. at San Diego Comic Con and The Dace Man has all the info for you!!!
Yesterday at the huge nerd gathering, Marvel screened the pilot episode for the lucky fans on hand and the big question was answered. We all know How I Met Your Mother is winding down, now tapped for it's last season set to come back this October, and the stars of the show are eagerly awaiting to bust out into larger roles and mediums. One of the stars of HIMYM, Cobie Smulders, is one who happens to have a big impact on the Marvel Universe. It was confirmed yesterday that she will reprise her role of Agent Maria Hill in the pilot episode (and hopefully more) of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Maria Hill is a key component of many of Marvel's comics and will be seen walking about the hellicarrier on ABC's soon to be smash hit (yup I'm calling it). Director/Producer of the show and nerd Demigod Joss Whedon was ecstatic to have Smulders rejoin Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson):
"I wanted very much to have Cobie in the pilot because as much as anyone else, she IS SHIELD," said writer-director Joss Whedon. "She's and commanding, and has the dry humor that plays so well with Clark's. Also, if she's in it I get to hang out with Cobie."
The only other tid bit of info that comes out of San Diego Comic-Con about this show is Coulson is back and very much still alive. Within the first opening moments of the show, Maria Hill and Coulson spar back and forth about how his death was "faked" and how the story becomes more dramatic with each telling.
"Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." premieres on September 24 on ABC.
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Hey there Dacitonians and Fanboys. The Dace Man is back with more San Diego Comic-Con exclusives.
Yesterday, the cast and crew of The Walking Dead had their panel and with it came some teases into season 4, which picks up with life in the prison with both Rick's group and the remaining people of Woodbury after The Governor's tyrannical rule. Comic-Con shed some light in the AMC world of The Walking Dead, showing our fan favorites doing what they do best.
So with Season 4 slated to return in October, many questions come to mind. Is Rick still seeing visions of Lori? What happened to the Governor? How is life within the prison walls with the new Woodbury residents? Is Carl still a bad ass? How is the group dealing with the loss of Andrea? Is Hershel just as wise and awesome as he was last season?
It is interesting to note that at yesterdays panel, David Morrissey was on hand and talking more towards the Governor's character. Pure speculation, but one could hope for a web series spinoff or a subplot within the show that explains where the Governor ran off to after the end of season 3 and why he mowed down his army. The panel ran for about an hour, with fan questions such as "who is going to hook up" and "do they miss actors/actresses from previous seasons". I, for one, am excited to see the direction season 4 will take since the show took a hard right from the comics and now it's truly tough to predict where AMC's Walking Dead will end up. Bellow is the trailer for The Walking Dead Season 4!! Enjoy
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As any faithful fighting game fanatic, I owe much of my passion for the genre to Capcom's Street Fighter series. Not only was Street Fighter II the first video game I ever played, it also introduced me to the concept of the competitive aspects of video gaming as a whole while igniting my love for laying the smack down on my friends and relatives. The phenomenon that Street Fighter II started propelled gaming in a brand new direction throughout the 90s, as arcades quickly became the place to be to assert dominance on everyone in your neighborhood.
As the fighting game genre started to become slightly saturated after Street Fighter II showed the world how it was done, Capcom began to consistently update Street Fighter II to appease fans and stay a few steps ahead of the competition, and fans across the world continued emptying their piggy banks and wasting away their time at the arcade as well as plunking down hard earned cash for every single version of the title. I myself had 3 different versions of the game at once including the original for the Super Nintendo, the Championship Edition for the Sega Genesis, and Super Street Fighter II for the Sega Genesis. Luckily back then I wasn't buying these games with my own money.
Nowadays, I like many gamers out there am an adult who has to invest in his own hobbies. Street Fighter has never been taken off my priority list as far as said hobbies go. Being an avid Capcom fan for over a decade, the fact that the company will always update a game before releasing a sequel is more of a concern now considering that if I want to play it, I'm going to have to pay for it myself.
Being the sucker that I am, I bought the original version of Street Fighter IV on launch day back in February 2008. In fact, Street Fighter IV was initially the sole reason why I purchased an Xbox 360 (although I currently am a PlayStation gamer). Of course the "Super" update eventually came and I bought that too along with the original Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (which Capcom updated a mere six months later) and the subsequent Arcade Edition update to SFIV. I have spent over $100 on Street Fighter IV alone at this point, and that number is just ridiculous to spend on one game. So the news that Capcom will be yet again updating SFIV five years after it's intial release came as a a bittersweet notion.
How dare you, Capcom?! This update is COMPLETELY unnecessary and gratuitous. The new characters are all copy/pasted from Street Fighter X Tekken with the exception of the unannounced fifth character that apparently has never been in a Street Fighter game previously. We have been promised new game play modes, but considering Capcom's track record for actually following through on promises (*coughSTORYMODEINMARVEL3cough*), it's hard for this gamer to believe that said new modes will add anything to the mix even if they exist.
Street Fighter IV has been out for five years now, and Capcom is still tweaking, updating and most importantly taking money from our pockets for it. Personally, I am a freak and a weirdo which means I will purchase it and most likely enjoy the hell out of it but that does not mean I have to be happy about drinking the proverbial Kool Aid once again.
What do you guys think? Leave a comment and keep it at www.fanboysanonymous.com for more fighting game news from yours truly.
Here it is folks, part 2 of Bill Murray Fortnight as part of NerdGenious's MovieFile series "100 Movies in 100 Days".
This week, we look at Murray's transition from comedian to character actor and why working with Wes Anderson has helped his career immensely.
Stay tuned for more reviews, articles and a Ghostbusters (2008) video game Let's Playthrough on Twitch.tv as we celebrate more of Bill Murray!
After having watched G.I. Joe: Retaliation last night and finding myself annoyed with a lot of the movie, due to some ridiculously stupid decisions, when I came across the following video, I found it hilarious.
The folks over at CineFix have crafted a quick 8-bit rendition of the film G.I. Joe: Retaliation
8-bit Cinema "gamifies" your favorite Hollywood Blockbusters into 80's arcade and NES inspired action! No quarters or controllers required.
Great job, guys! Nicely done. Make sure you subscribe to CineFix on YouTube (and while you're there, subscribe to Fanboys Anonymous!)
As far as what I didn't like about the movie? Well...
1. Why did they kill off Duke? If they didn't want to have him in the movie, he could have gone off to do another mission and we could have just focused on these characters instead. It's not that hard. They claim that they wanted to do it to prove that the stakes were higher, but did anyone REALLY think that the heroes wouldn't win at the end? Pointless, and stupid, especially considering how big of a star Channing Tatum is nowadays. You just killed any chance you had of having Duke return with Tatum and give you a lot of money without introducing some dumbass resurrection plot that will cause the critics to pan you.
2. Flint was made to look like a total idiot the whole movie.
3. You're going to have a whole plot about making the Joes look like terrorists but Cobra are the good guys, and include a speech at the end where the President of the United States declares them heroes, but not say "the real American heroes"? What a wasted opportunity!
4. The Rock, a wrestler, is going to talk to an older, retired Joe, and it's not Sgt. Slaughter?!
5. As with most action movies, there's not enough character development...but really, you can't go into G.I. Joe's sequel after watching the first one and expect it to be as fully fleshed out as something like Batman Begins was
Still, the movie felt closer in tone to what a G.I. Joe film should be, rather than the previous one, and it gave us a few interesting things like a decent Cobra Commander.
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| and the thong mirror scene with Lady Jaye |
Number three on my Top 7 is Jessica Nigri's version of Iron Man that she's titled Ironette. Typically, you'd see the Iron Man suit as something that goes for maximum body coverage. Jessica decided to take it a different route and opt for minimal protection, but I don't think anyone would dare attack this beauty anyway.
The rest of the list:
#7 - Nathan Drake
#6 - Ash Ketchum
#5 - Dovahkiin
#4 - Connor Kenway
#2 - Juliet Sterling
#1 - Coming Soon
San Diego Comic-Con Exclusive: X-Men: Days of Future Past Bishop Revealed
Bishop has been officially revealed for X-Men: Days of Future Past.
With Comic-Con just kicking off we've had an exciting day so far!
Though currently not scheduled, look for an X-Men: Days of Future Past panel to take place in Hall H, most likely on Saturday.
With X-Men like Wolverine, Storm, Colossus, and Kitty Pryde revealed to be joining the lineup of the movie, one can only hope that Cable is on the horizon.
Since we see Bishop is now a player in the overall scheme, what other X-Men characters from our beloved comics and cartoons do you think will appear? Forge? Mr. Sinister? APOCALYPSE??!?
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In what will be the first of most likely many announcements from comic juggernaut DC Comics, Joker's love squeeze Harley Quinn will be getting her on run at a comic slated to debut later this year.
CBR recently got to sit down with the creators of the comic (which you can read here). The article interview goes on to explain that the series will break away from Harley in "Suicide Squad" and focus on her as an individual and on her personal life. Though for all you Batman fans you know the Joker will play a huge part in Miss Quinn's life. You know she loves her Mr. J. So what do you think? Can Harley Quinn stand alone in her own comic series or will the princess of laughter only rank as a secondary character?
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Just like most major Hollywood blockbusters, viral campaigning is a huge part of the Comic Con experience and RoboCop is no different.
With the OmniCorp website up and running full steam in 2013, there's no surprise that Sony pictures is pushing this reboot hard.
RoboCop himself Joel Kinnaman had a few words with Metro.co.uk about the film and how much it will surprise us:
"It was a great experience. Half of my scenes were with Gary Oldman, which was a dream come true. The director didn’t want to make a superhero movie – we made an action tragedy. It’s going to be a sad and exciting story with quite a bit of drama....The movie will surprise people."
I for one am excited to see what the Reboot will bring us and what else Comic Con will reveal to us about RoboCop. The thing that scares this Fanboy though is how over the top and ridiculous the original RoboCop was, which made it so great. Here's to hoping for the best and before we go here's a message from OmniCorp.
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THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Following suit with Heroes, it looks like they will be returning in graphic novel format. This guy is gonna loose a lot of money next year for sure. MTV GEEK reports that Stefan Petrucha and artist PH Marcondes have been tapped to bring the series to life which will function as "Lost Episodes" of the original series, also scoring a quote from the series editor Michael Petranek:
"With the first issue we're going back to the start of the series. Before Tommy (The Green Ranger) has been introduced, and before Lord Zed has arrived. There's going to be an all-new villain, and we'll definitely see Rita Repulsa. Right now, Stefan has floated some incredible ideas for the second volume. Will all of the volumes take place within the events of the original TV series? Maybe. Maybe not..."
Well, you can bet your green power coin I'm gonna pick this up!
As always, check back regularly to see what Chris "The Dace Man" Dace is looking at (and no, not just porn) as well as all other bloggers here at Fanboys Anonymous for updates on Heroes as well as all other coverage from this year's San Diego Comic-Con.
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See ya next time! For now, I'm going to leave you with this awesome gift:




































