Fanboys Anonymous

I work at a super market. As a general rule, places like that have easy listening music playing in the background. That was also where I was when I first discovered the song. It starts off innocently enough. A man was walking down the street. A stranger approaches him, and asks said man the time. This is when the huge asshole opens his mouth.


"Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?"

Yeah asshole. You've got a watch. It says so in the lyrics before this bit. That dude might have an important meeting or something. Now is not the time to get all existential. Look at the fucking watch, and answer. Or just say "Nah man, sorry." Don't hold up the poor guy. No one wants to hear your off the cuff bullshit. You aren't deep, dude.

Look at them. Assholes.

Pfft. Chicago. Assholes.