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Brooklyn Assemblyman Felix W. Ortiz Pushes Ban on Google Glass

Posted by Unknown - Tuesday, January 28, 2014

In 2001, Assemblyman Felix W. Ortiz (D-Brooklyn) passed the bill that banned the use of handheld cellphones while driving. Thirteen years later, he has introduced legislation that may expand to include the use of Google Glass, saying it's just as dangerous as a cellphone, his website released earlier this month.

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Google Glass - Google.com
"Okay Glass, take me home," a Glass wearer could say to retrieve turn-by-turn directions straight in front of his or her right eye. You may think this would be the answer to cellphone-free driving, but Ortiz thinks otherwise. 

With invasion of privacy and potential illegal recording in movie theaters at the forefront of the device's legal concerns, state legislatures are now pushing for a statewide ban on the use of Google Glass while driving.

There are yet to be any laws set in place against the use of Glass while driving, although California resident Cecilia Abadie was ticketed last October for speeding and driving while using Google Glass, San Diego Union-Tribune reported.

Google Glass turn-by-turn directions
Google Glass directions
"The recent case in California where a woman was ticketed for distracted driving because she was wearing Google Glasses while driving highlights the need for legislation to expressly prohibit the use of this extremely dangerous technology," Ortiz said on his website. "I will continue the fight to keep our highways safe as I have done for many years."

The amount of information Google Glass is able to convey has the potential to become a dangerous distraction for drivers.

A spokesman for Google told ABC News in October that users "should always use Glass responsibly and put their safety and the safety of others first."

Google Glass is not yet sold to the general public and is only available to a select few in the Google Explorer program. According to Google, the device can take pictures and video, give directions, translate your voice, answer questions, send a message, and provide information on flight times—all through the tiny screen above your right eye.

As far as safety goes while driving, Google Glass has a DriveSafe app that is intended to keep drivers awake, Buffalo News said. The app will project audible alerts if it senses that the driver is dozing behind the wheel.

Do you think the proposed legislation is fair? Let us know in the comment section below.

'Tis the season to be sick of winter already (tra-la-la-la-laaa)! However, Kevin Smith (creator of Jay and Silent Bob) creator would have to be different, though, wouldn't he?

Clerks and Mallrats director Kevin Smith Christmas horror comedy
And by his expression, you can tell it's not a Bruce Willis movie.
Smith recently blogged that he was currently pitching a Christmas movie for $2 million, but if you think this is going to be "just some other Christmas movie," you don't know Kevin Smith well enough. Titled Comes The Krampus, Smith and a handful of directors, including "Jay" himself (Jason Mewes), are actually making a festive Creepshow-styled horror film based on the ever-so-Christmassy European child-eating monster of myth/superstition.

Scandinavian/German myth The Krampus set for Kevin Smith Christmas movie
What do you mean, who? This guy, duhhh!
Now, I've been no stranger to Smith adding horror elements to his work in the past…



…but I haven't been keeping up lately, so I didn't realize he's been immersing himself in the horror genre with the likes of Tusk and Helena Handbag. Well, whatever keeps him busy and far away from mainstream movies such as Cop Out, right?

I am, however, now keeping my eyes peeled, if for no other reason than just to make sure that this doesn't become just an adult version of some similar crap that I was forced to watch a few Christmases back.

Jim Carrey The Grinch christmas movie parody of the Krampus
Jim Carrey: hates violence in films, likes films that make people stupid.
Smith is hoping to start shooting after completing Clerks 3 in the spring. Just so you Fanboys (and Fangirls) who appreciate this news can have a little more clarity, the Fatman also had this to say on his blog (regarding the individual segments of Comes The Krampus):

Andy McElfresh will direct the “The Krampus vs. The 3rd Grade” episode (SO fucked up), Jason Mewes (yes – THAT Jason Mewes) will direct the “Hitler’s Krampus” episode (twisted period piece), I will direct the “Mask Maker” episode (the Gothic horror piece), Carol Banker will direct the “The Proposal” episode (which is fucking nuts), and Jennifer Schwalbach will direct “The Bad Babysitter” – which is the framing device that holds the whole mess together. Jordan Monsanto will produce for SModcast Pictures, and the twin SModCo cherries on the top of this scary sundae? I’m gonna force my Bro Scotty Mo(sier) to act in it and Babble-Meister RALPH GARMAN will feature in every episode!

 Sound off, fanboys! Are you looking forward to Christmas yet? Comments below and thanks for reading.

The first Assassin's Creed game was released in 2007. In the seven years since, Desmond Miles' adventures have become quite the franchise: comics, novels, and of course, the games themselves. The back story is so rich that it not only reveals partly fictionalized history through the eyes of more than one protagonist but also takes several installments of full-fledged "Triple A" games to tell.

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With that said, it would be asinine of anyone to be surprised by the news of an upcoming film based on the series. Far from being actual "news," the word has been out for a little while that an Assassin's Creed film was going into production in a few moons' time. However, what is hyping up the subject now is the possible choice of director and starring actor. Michael Fassbender (Inglorious Basterds, X-Men: Days of Future Past) is almost certain to play the lead role and even co-produce but has yet to be officially confirmed. The same goes for Safe House director Daniel Espinosa, the most oft-spoken name to helm the tale of the assassins' fight against Templar greed. The only true apparent confirmations are producer Frank Marshall (The Last Airbender) and writers Michael Lesslie and Scott Frank (Minority Report, The Wolverine). It will be Ubisoft Motion Pictures' first release.

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Michael Fassbender
Little else has been confirmed other than some leaks that the film is scheduled for release in summer 2015 and will begin filming in August this year. The story has not yet been set as to whether it will center around Desmond, Ezio, or a new assassin altogether. Ubisoft executives have alluded to the latter.

Will the film live up to the franchise? How will the movie adaptation appeal to those familiar with the stories within the games? There is more than enough Creed mythology to explore, so we needn't fear a pitiful game-to-film fiasco in the vein of Doom. I just hope I get to see sixteenth-century Italy. Onore agli assassini!

What's your take on the subject? Should we further romanticize the fall of the Borgias? Or have a political reprise of Kingdom of Heaven? Take a leap of faith and comment!

Making waves quite a lot lately is the ever-faithful comic book label Dark Horse. The latest news is no exception, at least to diehard fans of Avengers director Joss Whedon's cult classic television series Buffy: The Vampire Slayer!

Buffy's Xander Harris writes comic series for Dark Horse
"You have a little something on your... oh wait, it's your face!"
Actor Nicholas Brendon, best known for his portrayal of socially-awkward-teen-turned-guardian-against-all-things-evil Xander Harris, now 42 (I feel so old pointing that out), is reportedly chipping in for issues 3–5 of series 10, which is set for release this March 19th.

Brendon joins writer Christos Gage (The Authority: Prime, WildCats) and artist Rebekah Isaacs (Ms. Marvel, DV8) for the story arc, which finds Buffy and the gang seeking out Dracula himself for a chat over tea and crumpets...

Avengers Age of Ultron director Joss Whedon Buffy television series comoc adaptation
"Everybody look away. Giles is doing his crumpets face again!"
I'm just kidding, I don't know anything about the intended story arc besides the fact that the issues will include a distinct change in the vampires of the Buffy-verse (or would that be the Whedon-verse?). However, I do know that the Buffy series, much like anything Dark Horse dedicates to the real thing, is awesome, just like Firefly was.

Wow, that just took me right back!

Firefly Captain Malcolm Reynolds villain in Buffy television series
"Do NOT sing about the man they call Jayne, EVER AGAIN!!!"

Buffy's Xander and SHIELD's Nick Fury staredown
"Nathan Fillion poke out Xander's eye. Make Xander sad..."

Sound off, Fanboys! On a sidenote, it's pretty damned exceptional that over ten years later, this series has gotten so far and is still going so strong. I'd like to read your brains if you've been keeping up on these, so comments below and thanks for staying with us!

Marvel's next heavy-hitter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, can't smash its way onto the big screen soon enough for fans, but it's nice to see that they're confident enough not to need a new teaser or some freshly unfolded drama every week. For a movie so big, that's a good sign!

I wonder if it's because they're still singing, "WE GOT ROBERT REDFORD, WE GOT ROBERT REDFORD, SUCK IT WARNER BROTHERS!" or similar. I'd have liked that song in the pop charts. Those are some catchy lyrics, don't you think?

Chris Evans Captain America Steve Rogers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle impression
"I always wanted to shake hands with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
Last year was full of some surprising casting announcements. Redford dropped his pipe and slippers for a superhero movie, and Harrison Ford dropped his Wookie for Expendables 3. These are two particular old-school actors who can do no wrong. If you love Harrison Ford and you don't like The Expendables, you're still going to learn to love Expendables 3, or at least watch it three times just to make sure you still hate it.

It's safe to say that with Redford, Captain America: The Winter Soldier will not only be as epic and immensely smart as it would have been without him, but now it will be ten times more credible and competent on top of that. On top of that dead cert, it's very likely that Redford has just bumped up future sales at the box office and broadened the target audience.

For those who may have uttered things such as, or similar to, "Robert who?" or "Who's that old fogey?" or "Never heard of him," Robert Redford isn't just a national treasure when it comes to cinematic history; he's globally recognized as one of the greatest and most loved actors of the last century.

Many fans of cinema, regardless of time, can love Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, and Al Pacino. I don't know anybody who doesn't. But before their time were actors like Redford, Dustin Hoffman, and Paul Newman—a class of actors who have seemingly not been able to do wrong by their audiences since the 1960s.

Robert Redford stars as director of SHIELD in Captain America 2 the Winter Soldier
"Ha! You're an amateur next to me. From now on, your name is Samateur!"
I've no doubt that the cast of this movie will have a lot to learn from the wrinkly acting master and that he'll lend it a hell of a lot of anchorage in the stormy seas of such high anticipation. Recently he spoke of his desire to work on Captain America, saying:
"One of the reasons that I did it was I wanted to experience this new form of filmmaking that's taken over where you have kind of cartoon characters brought to life through high technology. The Avengers series is a product of high technology playing a major role in the new order of filmmaking, so I wanted to experience that. I just wanted to know what that was like, and I had that opportunity, so for me it was like stepping into new terrain just to experience what it was like!"
That sounds ever so slightly like the story about Samuel L. Jackson sneaking onto the set of Breaking Bad, trying to get himself a cameo while dressed as Nick Fury, only with a happier ending. It's also, otherwise, very true in regard to how much cinema has changed lately. Folks like Redford relied on gripping drama to captivate their audiences before technology revolutionized cinema. So, if anything, this just backs up my theory as to why Captain America: The Winter Soldier is going to be massive.


Sound off, Fanboys! Do you need to be any more excited? Do you need any more assurance that this sequel is going to make the wait for Avengers: Age of Ultron so very much worth it? Thank you for reading, once again, and feel free to leave your comments below.

Playstation Vita's new OlliOlli by Roll7 is an oddity that takes the *very* familiar combo-skating genre and turns it on its head—both in concept and control. OlliOlli abandons the verticality of most mainstream skating games in favor of hops, grinds, and traversal. The unique control scheme takes some getting used to, but once it clicks, the deceptively deep combo system will become your playground, allowing for some truly ludicrous scores. In spite of a few confusing mechanics, OlliOlli is the best skating game in years, and a must-own for the Playstation Vita.

Should I buy OlliOlli

OlliOlli has a noticeably minimalist control scheme, using only one (!) of the Vita's face buttons—push X to gain speed, AKA kick. The game scrolls left-to-right, so there is no need to steer. Instead, the left stick is used to initiate jumps, tricks, and grinds. Holding the stick in any direction will make your skater crouch and prepare. Flick the stick in a different direction, and he'll jump and perform a trick, depending on the directional input. You can also hold L or R in midair to spin in either direction. Finally, you have to stick the landing by pushing X just as you hit the ground.

OlliOlli Let's Play walkthrough
While this all sounds simple on paper (the game has all of 3 controls!), playing feels foreign at first. I found myself slipping into old habits and trying to use X to jump, and all-too-frequently I forgot to stick my landing, resulting in a faceplant inches from the finish line. OlliOlli's learning curve is steep—you have to unlearn any skating game you've ever played, because there's nothing quite like this. It wasn't until I spent about 2 hours with OlliOlli that things finally started to make sense and I had a glorious "aha!" moment—I actually said it out loud.

Once you "get" OlliOlli, you *really* get it—and it feels great. Chaining tricks and grinds endlessly is immensely satisfying, and the game encourages you to push the line between playing it safe and going for just one more trick before landing. OlliOlli is at its best on levels full of jumps and rails, allowing completion of the stage in one death-defying combo. Flicking the control stick, while awkward at first, is a natural gaming parallel to the finesse required to perform a kickflip, and really helps to pull you in.

Download free gameplay footage OlliOlli
Collectibles on one of the Junkyard stages.
Unfortunately, not all of the stages evoke such satisfaction. The Base in particular is rather sparse in terms of trickable terrain, and instead requires you to hop over unskateable snow just to make it to the finish. On these levels, the lack of any sort of ground tricks (manuals, etc.) was unpleasantly apparent. I have finished every stage, but I only want to return to half of them in the Spots score attack mode. The tricks and combos feel so good—I wish there were more stages with a focus on amassing a bazillion points instead of on making it to the end.

OlliOlli looks good. The backgrounds are pretty enough, and each of the five locations is unique in both look and level design. There is no shortage of terrain and set pieces; you may find yourself grinding a military tank one moment and a giant model dinosaur the next, but the animations are the star of the show. Each trick has been recreated with pixel graphics, and each one looks fantastic.  The wipeout animations are even better than the tricks. When you fall—and fall you will—you will be treated to a comically brutal crash that will have you wincing every time.

Leaderboard high scores OlliOlli
Big air.
Perfectly suited to a handheld platform, OlliOlli's replay value is best experienced in bite-sized pieces. While Spots mode is fun and is essentially a score attack, the real attraction here is the Daily Grind. Every day a stage is chosen and available to attempt for 24 hours. Practice as many times as you like, but you only get one (!) shot at a run to post your score. Go as big as you can, but if you mess up, you're out of luck until tomorrow. Practicing and attempting the Daily Grind and trying to top the leaderboards has become a part of my morning routine, and I can't get enough of it.


OlliOlli's unorthodox-but-effective control scheme shows that it's never too late to reinvent the wheel. While certain traversal-focused stages are frustrating and feel out of place, they are eclipsed by the exhilaration of chaining flips, grinds, and spins into an impossible combo that makes a mockery of the laws of physics. If you own a Vita, don't miss OlliOlli.

I am accepting all challengers! Lay down the gauntlet in the comments below, and prepare yourselves for a proper thrashing.

JLA: Trapped in Time is a direct-to-DVD release that came out this week to absolutely no fanfare and no huge marketing strategy. It seems DC and Warner Bros. think Beyonce was on to something when she stealthily released a new album without announcing it. This new DC heroes release also came as a surprise to most fanboys and girls when it hit shelves as a Target exclusive. This new "JLA"-labelled series is a soft reboot of DC's old Super Friends franchise (and it's obvious from the first few seconds of the opening credits, as the heroes and villains zoom towards each other in classic fashion).


Justice League Animated DVD cartoon
Justice League "Limited" vs. "The Select Members" of Doom.
The story is directed by Green Lantern: The Animated Series guru Giancarlo Volpe, who was asked to offer a more kid-friendly adventure for our heroes. The most recent DC offering, Justice League: War, features 80% action violence as well as a shot of Cyborg dropping an "S-Bomb" in a moment of panic. The films were getting "grittier," as Volpe puts it, and his original fear when asked to do this story was making it too kid-friendly. It was described that they wanted something much closer to his work on GL:TAS, which gave him relief and brings us a story of time travel and paradoxes.

And this is where the movie surprised me the most. In a film clearly put out there as a reaction to these more and more adult-oriented movies DC has been releasing, JLA: Trapped in Time starts with 20-30 punches to the face. Literally. If you watch the old Super Friends cartoons—which, again, this is a soft reboot of—one thing you will never see is any character punching any other character in the face. You're more likely to see Batman throw a batarang at a bucket, have that bucket scare a bird, then have that bird's flapping wing distract a villain to walk onto some marbles, making him fall onto his bum… defeated.

The movie opens with the above-mentioned credit sequence showing the heroes and villains racing towards each other, telling any veteran animation fan in no fewer words, "This is Super Friends 2014!!" The opening of the story jumps right in, with the Legion of Doom at the north or south pole accelerating glacial growth via some fancy satellites built by Captain Cold. Why the villains would want to be standing at ground zero at the beginning of their planet-altering plan is anyone's guess. In any case, the JLA appear, skip any chance at diplomacy—which they often attempted first in the Justice League and Justice League Unlimited cartoons, setting a positive example—and immediately begin punching faces. However, they do throw in a few classic Super Friends tropes. Superman vocalizes he could stop the villain "… if I could just reach him," and the opening sequence features the classic, "It's our only chance." These classic lines of dialogue always let the viewers know exactly how high the stakes were when the animation couldn't do it justice (pun intended).

The story of time travel takes me by surprise, especially if this is geared towards a younger audience. The main plot depends on the space-time continuum's hatred of paradoxes and its self-repair. It's hard for intelligent adults to get their heads around these stories, let alone a 5- to 7-year-old kid. Super Friends dealt with time travel in a much simpler way; The Flash would spin really fast while Superman shot him with his heat vision and they would all instantly go back in time and meet George Washington. Simple.

Justice League Batman Wonder Woman
"Can't I just spin the planet and fix everything?"
The story focuses on Karate Kid and Dawnstar from the Legion of Superheroes in the 31st century. The two accidentally set this adventure off when they allow modern-day Lex Luthor to get control of a omnipotent being called the Time Trapper (a recurring Legion villain). The two are played as the aspiring heroes, wanting to be accepted into Legion but not quite making the cut. The rest of the movie plays out as their chance to prove themselves.

Admittedly, some of the character choices are strong, albeit poorly chosen at times.

Superman barks orders. It's nice to see a strong, confident Man of Steel taking the lead and having his orders followed immediately. So many Superman stories use his self-doubt as a crutch; that is simply not the case here at all. However, if I were a kid and this was my first introduction to Superman, I definitely see his powers but I don't see any of his heart.

Batman (voiced by Diedrich Bader again, as he was on Batman: the Brave and the Bold) is way too overprotective of his sidekick Robin, treating him almost like a stray dog that he is stuck transporting across the country back to his real owners. He introduces us to their partnership by telling the Boy Wonder to "Stay put and don't touch anything."

Robin, the Boy Wonder reacts negatively towards Batman, his mentor and father figure. I personally have always loved the character of Robin and his aspiring to be as good as Batman himself. This version, however, carries a chip on his shoulder with an "I'll show you" attitude that he carries throughout the episode. The intention of the original sidekick, if we check our history books, was to inspire the young readers of these stories to aspire to greatness through inspiration, respect, and valour. This version seems to emote that grown-ups are stupid and anything they can do, we can do better. There is a good fight scene for Robin, though, as he holds his own against Karate Kid and Dawnstar (when he assumes they are intruders in the Hall of Justice).

Justice League Adventures animated series
Everybody on screen got a cape? Ok, good. Let's do this.
The Flash in this story mimics the Wally West version of the Animated Series genre; the more he runs, the more he eats. Always a fun character to watch, as he jokes when he can but when the chips are down, he shows us his stuff. In this story, after slamming down a plate of burgers fit for Jughead Jones-level stomach capacity, "Wally" (I'm assuming) single-handedly stops a volcano from destroying a city.

Green Lantern is not in this story, for reasons I don't fully understand but haven't cared enough, honestly, to look into.

Wonder Woman is presented as she always is now, ignorant but warrior-born and ready to fight.

Cyborg is still being pushed on us by DC, and here is he used as a souped-up Inspector Gadget, always having just what is needed at the time. Luckily, this version comes with no chips on his shoulders or bad attitudes, so I actually liked him.

Aquaman is absolutely useless in this movie. While I'm usually a big supporter of his, I can't help but notice that he managed to save just a single boat during the story's ultimate crisis. However, it was labelled—and designed after—the Starship Yamato, so it was a welcome addition. I was waiting for them to fire up the wave motion cannon and save the day!
Star Blazers Battleship Yamamoto Aquaman

Overall, the movie was very epic by the end of the story, though I found it focused very highly on Karate Kid and Dawnstar for a DVD cover featuring Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman so prominently. I would be open to seeing more in the series, as I think it would be nice to highlight other characters. (Give Aquaman something, please.)

So, did any of you run out and pick this up like I did? What are your thoughts on it being a soft reboot of Super Friends? How did they do?

Anyone into RPG games should check out the new game from Warhorse Studios, a small company established by game developers with 10+ years of experience in big game companies such as Crytek. The game, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, is described on Kickstarter to be:

"A first-person, open world realistic RPG that will take you into Medieval Europe in a time of great upheaval and strife. A humble young blacksmith loses everything to war. As he tries to fulfill the dying wish of his father, Fate drags him into the thick of a conspiracy to save a kidnapped king and stop a bloody conflict. You will wander the world, fighting as a knight, lurking in the shadows as a rogue, or using the bard’s charm to persuade people to your cause."

HD wallpaper Kingdom Come: Deliverage screen shots

Not only will the game be played on PC, Mac, and Linux, but, it will also be available on the console systems Xbox One and PS4. The game is expected to be released in 2015, but it may be pushed back to 2016. Gameplay is approximately 30 hours for Act 1 and 70+ hours for all three Acts.

The thing that makes this game different from all the other RPG games is that it won't have any wizards, dragons, monsters, or magic. The game will be based on realistic people, events, and places. The office of Warhorse Studios is located in the Czech Republic. This has been a major influence on the location and setting of the game. The abundant castles in Prague and other Western European cities have been used as models for the castles in the game.

As listed on the Kickstarter page, some of the features you will find in the game are:
"A non-linear story; a revolutionary combat system; improving your character; large realistic, medieval-themed open world landscape; take charge in enormous, open-field battles and sieges; explore the Middle Ages; ride horseback; build relationships with other characters and create your own weapons."   
The graphics of the game and the gameplay seem really great. But one major problem the company experienced was with publishers. When they approached big companies, they were told that the game would not really make it because it did not have any dragons, wizards, or monsters, and was only first-person view.

Vávra (the person in the video below and the head of the studio) has said that the point of Kingdom Come: Deliverance is not merely entertainment. The company strives to maintain quality and uniqueness for the game. As noted on Kingdom Come: Deliverance's Wikipedia page, Vávra had this to say about the size of the game world:
"Our aim is not to have the amount of quantity but rather quality." 
Note that the world is not as big as that of, say, Skyrim or other RPG games. But the details are far superior and the realism of the game seems to be far better.

To see more in-game footage, you may visit IGN's page or Kickstarter's page for Kingdom Come: Deliverance. Or you may click here for a direct link to the Kingdom Come: Deliverance video; don't forget to watch it in fullscreen!

What are your opinions about the game, Fanboys and Fangirls? Would you play this game?

Jurassic Park Velociraptor Cage Could Be Yours

Posted by Jeff Penner - Monday, January 27, 2014

Are you ready to own a piece of cinema history?

News about Jurassic World, the long-awaited sequel to the 1993's Jurassic Park franchise, will start pouring onto your computer screens this year, leading up to its release on June 12th, 2015. The lovable Chris Pratt has signed on to star and "Theme Park Connection" in Orlando, FL, has made a surprise offering to celebrate the upcoming film.

Jurassic World will star Chris Pratt

An amazing ebay listing with impeccable marketing timing has got fans all aflutter. The listing is for the original Velociraptor crate from early in the film. Trying to recall the exact scene? The ebay listing itself describes it in detail:

This is the full size animal transport cage crate featured in the terrifying opening scene of the classic blockbuster movie!
This is the crate that housed the Velociraptor that attacked and killed the ill-fated "Gate Keeper" as Jurassic Park's Game Warden and workers attempted to move the Raptor into its permanent pen. Jurassic Park's opening sequence is without a doubt one of the most memorable scenes in the movie, and anyone who has seen Jurassic Park (and who hasn't?!) will instantly remember this incredible piece. In addition, the crate includes a full size Velociraptor prop!

You heard correctly, there is literally a life-size prop included. The nerd in me, however, has to point out that the movie got the size of the Velociraptor all wrong, and in reality the creature was less than half the size of the movie versions. In any case, the prop serves a staging purpose for the filmmaker but is not much use to the buyer. It comes plain white (check out the images here) so you can paint it any color you wish.

Guardians of the Galaxy Chris Pratt will star.
"He's gonna eat the goat?"
At time of this writing, the listed bid is at $50,000US. My personal bid was broken way back at $79, so I'm out of the running (until The Monopoly Man adopts me and then dies, leaving me all his money). The listing does concede "This set would make for an amazing restoration project," aka, the crate is beat to sh**, or as they put it, "these treasures will benefit from some attention and TLC." Additionally, you should own a truck or borrow one from a friend, as the item is "pick up only."

Personally, I would snap this up in a heartbeat; what a great conversation starter at parties. Clearly by that I mean I would convert the crate into a dining table or kitchen island, making it the center of my perpetually-Jurassic-Park-themed house parties.

So? Are there any takers out there up for this opportunity, considering I'm willing to put in $79 if you cover the remaining balance?

Chris Pratt Talks Jurassic World

Posted by Jeff Penner

Everybody's favorite new leading man, Chris Pratt is loud and proud about being in the new Jurassic Park sequel. He will play an ex-military officer clashing with a corporate scientist (what happens from there is up to your imagination for now).

Jurassic Park sequel Jurassic World

While promoting the awesome-looking-I-hope-it's-as-good-as-it-looks The Lego Movie, Pratt explained his excitement for being in Jurassic Park (is there anything better than a fanboy being in his or her dream role?).

“For me, Jurassic Park was really kind of my Star Wars, I lined up at the theatre to see it, I saw it opening night, I saw every sequel, I’ve seen it a whole bunch of times… for me that was my big movie, I think I was 13 or 14 when it came out, and so it’s a big deal for me to be any part of that, let alone this part I’m going to be playing. I’m thrilled about it.”

He continues:
Parks and Recreation star talks Jurassic World

“Everybody around the world knows that franchise. When you say Jurassic Park, no one is like, ‘What’s Jurassic Park?’ More people know Jurassic Park than just about anything. I’m thrilled.”

The movie is going to start filming this spring in Hawaii and comes out June 12th, 2015.

As fanboys and fangirls, do we think they can pull this franchise into a new series? I felt Jurassic Park III was a saving grace after The Lost World really screwed the pooch. Share your thoughts below!

As a longtime fan of Magic: The Gathering—I've been playing on and off since 1994—I'm excited to post about the game here on Fanboys Anonymous. I'm largely a kitchen-table player who occasionally plays Draft or Sealed, so my posts will be aimed more toward the casual audience than die-hard Constructed players. That said, let's dig right into the new set!

MtG expansion Theros block card spoilers
Wizards of the Coast has published a full spoiler and release notes for Born of the Gods, the second set in the Theros block. It retains the previous set's flavor focus on Greek mythology and mechanical focus on enchantments. In addition to three returning mechanics from Theros, it has two new mechanics: Inspired and Tribute.

Magic the Gathering blue creature Inspired token generator
Inspired is a new ability word found on permanents, although only creatures have it thus far. A permanent with Inspired has some beneficial ability that triggers whenever it becomes untapped. While this is usually automatic, you may be required to pay a mana cost. For example, when Aerie Worshippers becomes untapped, you may pay one blue and two colorless mana to put a 2/2 flying Bird token into play.

The Inspired creatures in Born of the Gods vary widely in their usefulness. They're tricky to employ because unless your deck is engineered to tap your own creatures, you'll probably have to attack with the Inspired creature in order to gain its benefits, which risks getting your creature killed by blockers or hit by spells like Azorius Charm or Divine Verdict. Fortunately for Limited players, there's a cycle of common creature-tapping Auras you can use for—ahem—Inspiration.

Magic the Gathering black creature Tribute flier
Tribute is a new creature keyword. When you cast a creature with Tribute, your opponent can "pay tribute" by putting a number of +1/+1 counters on the creature. If the opponent doesn't do so, that triggers some other beneficial effect instead. For example, unless your opponent puts two +1/+1 counters on your Shrike Harpy, that opponent has to sacrifice a creature.

Overall, the creatures with Tribute appear relatively weak. While each of a Tribute creature's two modes is usually slightly above the curve, your opponent chooses which mode applies; this means that in practice, such creatures can't be played to their best effect. Worse, some modes aren't above the curve in the first place; for instance, if your opponent pays the tribute for Shrike Harpy, all you get is a 4/4 flier for 3BB. As a result, these creatures aren't likely to see Constructed play. They look like solid beaters in Limited, but even there they can't match the raw power of the Monstrous creatures in Theros.

Returning mechanics include Bestow, Heroic, and Scry. These function much as they did in Theros. Bestow remains Limited fodder, Heroic is still good for aggro combat tricks, and Scry provides a cost-efficient boost to card quality that's useful across the board.

Of all the new cards in Born of the Gods, I'm most excited by the following:

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Acolyte's Reward: It's like a mono-white Boros Fury-Shield that also works on noncombat damage. This looks great for silly casual combos with Spitemare or Boros Reckoner. Its utility is limited mainly by the devotion requirement.

Glimpse the Sun God: I'd call this a strictly better Word of Binding, but a more recent point of comparison would be Gridlock. Adding Scry 1 on top of tapping out your opponent's creatures at instant speed should prove to be a winner.

Hero of Iroas: This awesome little dude reinforces Aura-based strategies, while its Heroic ability provides an automatic target for beneficial Auras. All this on top of a solid 2/2 body for 1W. What's not to like?

Arbiter of the Ideal: With a 4/5 body and flying, the Arbiter is one creature with Inspired that's likely to be able to attack each turn and survive. Its ability to drop a creature from the top of your library directly onto the battlefield is damned impressive, especially when you can use Scry to stack the deck!

Fated Infatuation: Possibly one of the best Clone variants ever printed! Limiting it to copying your own creatures is a significant restriction, but the bonus Scry 2 will be a tremendous boon in play.

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Meletis Astronomer: I don't know if this card is actually any good—I suspect it isn't all that powerful in competitive play—but I'm an absolute sucker for a card draw engine. I want to play this in a deck packed with Flitterstep Eidolon, Nimbus Naiad, and Thassa's Emissary, turning the Astronomer into Voltron while drawing a steady stream of cards.

Drown in Sorrow: Another solid utility card with Scry 1 stapled on. This is a strictly better Infest, and Infest was already a solid card to begin with. I expect to see this one get a lot of play.

Fate Unraveler: This is a splashable Underworld Dreams attached to a solid 3/4 body. It's a bit more vulnerable to removal due to being an enchantment creature but is nonetheless a viable threat.

Servant of Tymaret: Another playable Inspire card, the Servant can attack freely with the knowledge that you can regenerate it. More importantly, it's an intimidating blocker. A creature that regenerates becomes tapped, which may discourage your opponent from attacking into the Servant.

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Everflame Eidolon: Could it be—a playable Bestow creature? Like all Bestow creatures, its printed power and toughness are too low to be terribly useful in the late game, but firebreathing gives it the potential to swing for a whole lot of damage, especially after a board wipe when your opponent doesn't have any blockers on the table.

Scouring Sands: This looks like a great way to deal with decks full of tokens or quirky 1-toughness utility creatures, or to clean up some almost-dead creatures after a big engagement. The ability as written is unique (like a strictly better Sandstorm or Simoon), and would be worthwhile even without the Scry 1.

Stormcaller of Keranos: This is the first repeatable Scry ability we've ever seen, which makes it worth a closer look! It should also combo nicely with Flamespeaker Adept.

Hero of Leina Tower: This could be the strongest Heroic creature yet, growing more and more powerful in the late game. It has great synergy with cheap spells that protect against removal (Ranger's Guile), offer evasion (Rancor), or allow the Hero to fight another creature (Mutant's Prey).

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Hunter's Prowess: A potentially backbreaking late-game play. Yes, you have to play around removal and clear an opening through your opponent's defenses, but if it works, you'll dish out massive damage and draw a metric fuckton of cards.

Satyr Wayfinder: This looks like a fun enabler for self-mill decks. A 1/1, a land in hand, and three cards in the graveyard to pump Boneyard Wurm or to cast for their flashback costs? Yes, please!

Reap What Is Sown: This could be the best Heroic enabler around, short of playing Gigadrowse. It's generally better than Seeds of Strength and strictly better than Common Bond, and hitting three Heroic triggers should be enormously effective—assuming you can keep three Heroic creatures alive on the table.

Siren of the Silent Song: As a cheap flier with Inspired, this stands a good chance of successfully attacking and forcing your opponents to discard. The extra mill should give a little more oomph to blue-black Mortivore decks.

Magic players, what do you think of my card choices—are they brilliant or moronic? Make your feelings known by posting in the comments section below!

Quentin Tarantino's New Movie The Hateful Eight Gets Leaked

Posted by Anonymous - Sunday, January 26, 2014

Quentin Tarantino, the infamous director of movies such as Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, and Django Unchained, announced on January 20 that the first draft of his next movie had been leaked.

IGN reported that Tarantino gave copies of the draft to six people: three writers and three actors he had worked with on his previous movies. The movie, called The Hateful Eight, was to be another western. According to Deadline, Tarantino said that:

"I'm very, very depressed, I finished a script, a first draft, and I didn't mean to shoot it until next winter, a year from now. I gave it to six people, and apparently it's gotten out today… I am not talking out of both sides of my mouth because I do like the fact that everyone eventually posts it, gets it and reviews it on the net. Frankly, I wouldn't want it any other way. I like the fact that people like my shit, and that they go out of their way to find it and read it. But I gave it to six motherfucking people!"

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Furthermore, Tarantino states that he won't shoot the movie if it's already out. Instead, he plans to publish it and sell it as a book. He says that if he can't trust anyone with it, then he has no desire to make it into a movie. Tarantino first grew suspicious that the script had been leaked when agents began calling to ask for their clients to play in the movie. The people he think leaked the script are the agents of two actors—Michael Madsen from Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill and Bruce Dern from Django Unchained.

No problems here, Fanboys and Fangirls! Due to the ingenuity of Tarantino, he has more scripts and ideas in his mind. So, no worries.

Except, of course, the script is still spreading around Hollywood as we speak. On January 27th, The Telegraph posted that the script is moving from one agent to the next. Apparently the movie is about the events experienced by two bounty hunters, who would have been played by none other than Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Madsen.

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Still, the movie will not be shot and, as Tarantino previously told Deadline, the script will be published as a book instead.

Tell us what you think, Fanboys and Fangirls! Is it OK to leak the great work of Tarantino and cause such trouble?

Geek Speak Ep 16 - Justin Bieber, You Have Failed This Country!

Posted by Mike Paden - Saturday, January 25, 2014

Geek Speak is a weekly radio show with an explosion of nerd conversation. Join hosts Craig Kellerman, Travis Goss, and Mike Paden as they rant and riff on this week's headlines in movies, TV, video games, comics, technology, cartoons, and whatever else is sparking their attention.

"Justin Bieber, You Have Failed This Country!"

Arrow vs. Justin Bieber Fight:: This Week's Headlines ::
Justin Bieber Arrested - Earlier today, after being pulled over for street racing, Bieber was arrested for driving without a valid license, drunken driving, and resisting arrest.

Batman vs. Superman Delayed - Originally slated for summer 2015, the epic has been delayed almost a year to May 6th, 2016.

Amazon Ships Your Package Before You Buy It - The company patented a new system called "anticipatory shipping" that will predict your next purchase and have it on its way to you before you even click "buy."

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activision blizzard entertainment diablo 3 reaper of souls malthael world of warcraft lords of draemor blackhand gul'dan rexxar heroes of the storm raynor illidan hearthstone orc dwarfYear in, year out, Blizzard Entertainment has something to offer. Usually tied to the Trinity of Holy Franchises, this upcoming year could make (again) or break the company. The worlds of Diablo, Starcraft and Warcraft will have significant releases in 2014, but there is a lot of skepticism involved (mostly from gamers) as Blizzard simply dishes out "more better" expansions and little innovative concepts. Looks like major steps were taken to make sure the calendar remains hot for the entire year.

There are four objects of gaming desire to look upon, and the first one is a cool little gem called Hearthstone.

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I write this article under the assumption that you may be a Blizzard fan—though not necessarily a connoisseur—so you can tell by the name that it is indeed a Warcraft game. Perhaps as much Warcraft-based as a Star Wars-themed Monopoly game is based on a galaxy far, far away, Hearthstone is an interesting and extremely simple gameplay experience. It is a card game not unlike Magic: The Gathering, but with your favorite Warcraft heroes, spells, and all. Ultimately, it's number strategy and a bit of luck. I have never been one for this style, but the game actually had me hooked from the first few minutes. There's something addictive about leveling up… just wait until it leaves the beta stage.

blizzard world of warcraft lord of draenor the red world shadowmoon valleyI will continue to strike the Warcraft key and talk (as briefly as possible) about Warlords Of Draenor. This will probably be the final expansion for World Of Warcraft, and it explores orc characters of lore past. Storywise, it may fit just right, as games in the Warcraft universe seem to have an "anything goes" approach. As far as gameplay, graphics, et al, expect some good improvements, as every release of WoW has been a step up from the previous. The level cap is now 100 (predictably), and players have access to new maps, more class abilities, more of this, more of that. We can expect a few innovations as well, like the garrisons and challenge modes. I end this seemingly dreary paragraph of Warcraft nihilism by announcing that my desktop picture is now the Warlords Of Draenor wallpaper.

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The biggest disappointment of the year 2012 was Brazil not winning the Olympic gold medal in soccer. The second one was Diablo 3. It was a good game, I assure you. If you haven't played it, try it out even if it makes you click-sick. The achievements were a healthy addition to a repetitive game. I won't leave the disappointment stone unturned though. Perhaps because Diablo 2 was such a phenomenon, the expectations surrounding its sequel was megalithic. Apart from all the good stuff, there were some downsides and bad calls from Blizzard, such as the auction house and the unrealistic inflation of items and real-world money you could buy the items with. (On a side note, Blizzard is trying again with Hearthstone—you may purchase packs with a credit card.) I didn't go with the mainstream of criticism, but I did find a terrible pet peeve in forced internet connection for single player. So why am I writing about Diablo 3's inferiority complex?

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Reaper of Souls has a darker, more sinister feel than before.
There is an extremely positive expansion on its way. Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls should be available in late March 2014 and will add Act V, improve gameplay aspects, raise the level cap, and enhance features that were considered half-assed, given that Diablo 3 was nearly 5 years in the making. There will be new game modes, such as "adventure mode," and they seem to be very promising indeed. I still pray for the internet connection copyright nuisance to be abolished.

Those are some promising releases for such a huge fan base. Great or not, Blizzard has catered to them well, but wait! That's not all. There is a very popular genre of game to be explored—so popular, in fact, that you may participate in tournaments in the U.S. and obtain an athlete visa if you're that good—MOBA (multiplayer online battle arena)!

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Diablo 3's new class: Crusader

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Extremely easy and addictive: Hearthstone.
Heroes Of The Storm is Blizzard's ironic, but sincere, take on the category. Originally developed by Warcraft 3 enthusiasts and based on a map in the game itself, Defense of the Ancients inaugurated the style and League of Legends took the world by storm. Other clones have appeared, such as Heroes of Newerth, so it would be only natural that Blizzard would make an attempt at a genre that they accidentally created.

How many fans will get into this type of game? How many current MOBA players will at least temporarily leave their haven of choice for a chance at Blizzard's world of interconnecting franchises? That's right, you can play as heroes from all three best-selling household titles. Imagine Diablo, Kerrigan and Arthas versus Tyrael, Raynor and Illidan. That has to count for something. It is currently in beta if you would like to test-drive the game.

So ends my inspection of what's to come from Blizzard in the following days. Am I excited? Completely. Let us not forget about the impending Starcraft 2 expansion, but perhaps that will be in 2015. Is anyone else excited? Comment! Let me know how many people are psyched about Blizzard's near future!

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Perhaps you're a young excited artist that wishes to develop and create a masterpiece in the strange and wonderful genre of anime! You may think to yourself, "Where do I even start?" Well, sit back, relax, and enjoy my easy step-by-step guide on how to make a successful anime.

Step One: Genre
First things first: We need to decide what genre of anime are we going to go with. Based off history, the easiest path to success is violence! Between oversaturated titles like Dragonball Z, Naruto, and One Piece, we learn that it's the easiest route. But not only are these titles violent, they're ridiculously flashy and over-the-top, leaving you wondering, "Why the fuck would they even do that?" So remember to fill your show with anger, blood, and a whole bunch of over-the-top, nonsensical BS.

Step Two: Art Style
Now that we have our genre, we just need to decide what type of art style we're going to go with. First off, all female characters—even though they're Asian—need to have HUGE boobs. Doesn't matter if they're 14, that girl gets tits the size of her head.

Next, your cast needs really bright colors. It doesn't matter if they're a stealthy ninja or a muscular serious warrior; they need to stick out with bright, in-your-face colors! But why stop there? Perhaps your skilful warriors aren't being taken seriously—they will when you give them huge spikey hair!

Remember: sex, bright colors, and stupid hair styles make your characters connect with 13-year-old weaboos waiting to hand their cash over!

Step Three: The Characters
Now this is the most important step, as your characters make the show what it is. With that said, there is a simple formula to follow to ensure that your anime reaches the pinnacle of success.

Main Character: First off, no character can be beloved without tragedy in their life. If you planned for your lead to have parents and a stable home life, think again! Simply by having your main character's life fall to crap, their struggles and triumphs connect with your audience throughout the duration of your show. Also, an oversized weapon helps…

Love Interest: Of course we know she's going to have giant cans, but your main character's love interest has to have the following. Timidity is a must for her. She can't be confident, and this particular quality can result in getting her into trouble, therefore giving the main character many occasions to run to her rescue. She must blush constantly; it doesn't matter if she's mildly bumped into, waved to, or spoken to in general conversation. This bitch has to blush! Only then will your fan base begin to churn out a whole bunch of badly-written fan fiction about her and the hero.

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Look at this moody jackass, that right there, is money! $$$
The Douchey-But-Kinda-Your-Ally Dude: You've seen it all before. He's quiet, he's grumpy, and he's your main character's biggest rival. Even though he's a quiet asshole, the people will love him. His misunderstood persona will allow all the misfits of your fan base to connect with him, to write yaoi involving him and the main character, and to celebrate when he finally teams up with the "good guys" to defeat their foe.

The Enemy: There are many roads you can go down for the enemy. But in the end, he needs to be all-powerful, constantly getting the upper hand so that you can drag your series out just that little bit longer. And of course, have a league of sub-villains that will be a roadblock for our hero up until the end.

Step Four: Filler
For your anime to reach the pinnacle of success, it needs to pull in revenue. Unfortunately, if you just got to the point of the show, then it would be over in a flash. By adding side stories about helping small children, kittens, and elderly ladies, you can drag your series out for another 50 episodes! You hear the saying, "quality over quantity." Welp, for success it's cash over good story development.

Step Five: Vic Fucking Mignogna
Fullmetal Alchemist English Dub DownloadI mean really, who else is going to voice your protagonist? This guy is Edward Elric! Not just that, you've got a double whammy; given his past playing such characters as Broly, he can give you a great villain too. Why pay multiple voice actors when you can just overwork one right? 

So that ends my guide on how to create a successful anime that will put cash in your pocket! I hope it was an enjoyable read for you. Let me know your thoughts in the comment section below. If you enjoy anime, then check out Addicted to Anime. We have a great community and a monthly podcast.

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