Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Sunday, January 7, 2018
The 75th annual Golden Globe Awards are scheduled for this evening, Sunday, January 7, 2018 at the Beverly Hilton on NBC, hosted by Seth Meyers. This post will be updated with the full list of winners from all the categories. Tell us your thoughts on the results in the comments below!
TELEVISION AWARDS
Best Supporting Performance by an Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or Television Film
Laura Dern, Big Little Lies
Ann Dowd, The Handmaid's Tale
Chrissy Metz, This is Us
Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies
Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies
WINNER = Laura Dern as Renata Klein in Big Little Lies
Best Supporting Performance by an Actor in a Series, Miniseries, or Television Film
David Harbour, Stranger Things
Alfred Molina, Feud: Bette and Joan
Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
Alexander Skarsgard, Big Little Lies
David Thewlis, Fargo
WINNER = Alexander Skarsgard as Perry Wright in Big Little Lies
Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or Television Film
Jessica Biel, The Sinner
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Jessica Lange, Feud: Bette and Joan
Susan Sarandon, Feud: Bette and Joan
Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies
WINNER = Nicole Kidman as Celeste Wright in Big Little Lies
Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film
Robert De Niro, The Wizard of Lies
Jude Law, The Young Pope
Kyle MacLachlan, Twin Peaks
Ewan McGregor, Fargo
Geoffrey Rush, Genius
WINNER = Ewan McGregor as Emmit and Raymond "Ray" Stussy in Fargo
Best Miniseries or Television Film
Big Little Lies
Fargo
Feud: Bette and Joan
The Sinner
Top of the Lake: China Girl
WINNER = Big Little Lies
Best Performance By an Actress in a Television Series (Comedy or Musical)
Pamela Adlon, Better Things
Alison Brie, Glow
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Issa Rae, Insecure
Frankie Shaw, SMILF
WINNER = Rachel Brosnahan as Miriam "Midge" Maisel in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series (Comedy or Musical)
Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
Aziz Ansari, Master of None
Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick
William H. Macy, Shameless
Eric McCormack, Will and Grace
WINNER = Aziz Ansari as Dev Shah in Master of None
Best Performance By an Actress in a Television Series (Drama)
Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Claire Foy, The Crown
Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Deuce
Katherine Langford, 13 Reasons Why
Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid's Tale
WINNER = Elisabeth Moss as June Osborne/Offred in The Handmaid's Tale
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series (Drama)
Jason Bateman, Ozark
Sterling K. Brown, This is Us
Freddie Highmore, The Good Doctor
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
WINNER = Sterling K. Brown as Randall Pearson in This is Us
Best Television Series (Comedy)
Black-ish
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Master of None
SMILF
Will & Grace
WINNER = The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Best Television Series (Drama)
The Crown
Game of Thrones
The Handmaid's Tale
Stranger Things
This is Us
WINNER = The Handmaid's Tale
MOTION PICTURE AWARDS
Best Original Score
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
The Shape of Water
Phantom Thread
The Post
Dunkirk
WINNER = Alexandre Desplate for The Shape of Water
Best Original Song
"Home", Ferdinand
"Mighty River", Mudbound
"Remember Me", Coco
"The Star", The Star
"This Is Me", The Greatest Showman
WINNER = "This is Me" by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul from The Greatest Showman
Best Supporting Performance by Actress in a Motion Picture
Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
Hong Chau, Downsizing
Allison Janney, I, Tonya
Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird
Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water
WINNER = Allison Janney as LaVona Golden in I, Tonya
Best Supporting Performance By an Actor in a Motion Picture
Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project
Armie Hammer, Call Me by Your Name
Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water
Christopher Plummer, All The Money in the World
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
WINNER = Sam Rockwell as Officer Jason Dixon in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Best Performance By an Actress in a Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
Judi Dench, Victoria & Abdul
Helen Mirren, The Leisure Seeker
Margot Robbie, I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
Emma Stone, Battle of the Sexes
WINNER = Saoirse Ronan as Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson in Lady Bird
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
Steve Carell, Battle of the Sexes
Ansel Elgort, Baby Driver
James Franco, The Disaster Artist
Hugh Jackman, The Greatest Showman
Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out
WINNER = James Franco as Tommy Wiseau in The Disaster Artist
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (Drama)
Timothée Chalamet, Call Me by Your Name
Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread
Tom Hanks, The Post
Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour
Denzel Washington, Roman J. Israel, Esq.
WINNER = Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour
Best Performance By an Actress in a Motion Picture (Drama)
Jessica Chastain, Molly's Game
Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Meryl Streep, The Post
Michelle Williams, All The Money in the World
WINNER = Frances McDormand as Mildred Hayes in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Best Motion Picture (Foreign Language)
A Fantastic Woman
First They Killed My Father
In the Fade
Loveless
The Square
WINNER = In the Fade
Best Motion Picture (Animated)
The Boss Baby
The Breadwinner
Coco
Ferdinand
Loving Vincent
WINNER = Coco
Best Director - Motion Picture
Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Ridley Scott, All The Money in the World
Steven Spielberg, The Post
WINNER = Guillermo del Toro for The Shape of Water
Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Guillermo Del Toro, Vanessa Taylor, The Shape of Water
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Liz Hannah, Josh Singer, The Post
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Aaron Sorkin, Molly's Game
WINNER = Martin McDonagh for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Best Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
The Disaster Artist
Get Out
The Greatest Showman
I, Tonya
Lady Bird
WINNER = Lady Bird
Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Call Me by Your Name
Dunkirk
The Post
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
WINNER = Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE RESULTS?
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Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Thursday, January 4, 2018
Welcome to another edition of 6 Flicks Picks, wherein I list all of the upcoming films that are scheduled to be released in the United States for the month which is about to begin and break down which ones I'll be watching in theaters, which ones I'll wait to rent at home, and which ones I'll be skipping out on entirely. After going through the list, I'll choose which six films stand out to me as the ones I want to see the most, even if there are more or less than six that interest me.
Note: The list below is based primarily off the expanded nationwide USA release dates on IMDB as well as some other random outlets if possible, so some information may be different. If I am missing some of the limited releases or the dates conflict in some fashion, please let me know in the comments below and any adjustments and corrections will be made!
Without further ado, another new month means another new set of films, so what's coming soon to theaters in January 2018?
RELEASE DATE: January 5, 2018
Insidious: The Last Key
Synopsis: Parapsychologist Dr. Elise Rainier faces her most fearsome and personal haunting yet - in her own family home.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: January 12, 2018
The Commuter
Synopsis: A businessman is caught up in a criminal conspiracy during his daily commute home.
Will I watch? = No
Paddington 2
Synopsis: Paddington, now happily settled with the Brown family and a popular member of the local community, picks up a series of odd jobs to buy the perfect present for his Aunt Lucy's 100th birthday, only for the gift to be stolen.
Will I watch? = No
Proud Mary
Synopsis: Taraji P. Henson is Mary, a hitwoman working for an organized crime family in Boston. Mary's life is completely turned around when she meets a young boy whose path she crosses when a professional hit goes awry.
Will I watch? = No
Condorito: The Movie
Synopsis: Condorito embarks in a hilarious adventure to save the planet and his loved ones from an evil alien.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: January 19, 2018
12 Strong
Synopsis: 12 Strong tells the story of the first Special Forces team deployed to Afghanistan after 9/11; under the leadership of a new captain, the team must work with an Afghan warlord to take down the Taliban.
Will I watch? = No
Den of Thieves
Synopsis: A gritty crime saga which follows the lives of an elite unit of the LA County Sheriff's Dept. and the state's most successful bank robbery crew as the outlaws plan a seemingly impossible heist on the Federal Reserve Bank.
Will I watch? = No
The Leisure Seeker
Synopsis: A runaway couple go on an unforgettable journey in the faithful old RV they call The Leisure Seeker.
Will I watch? = No
The Final Year
Synopsis: THE FINAL YEAR is a unique insiders' account of President Barack Obama's foreign policy team during their last year in office. Featuring unprecedented access inside the White House and State Department, THE FINAL YEAR offers an uncompromising view of the inner workings of the Obama Administration as they prepare to leave power after eight years.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: January 26, 2018
Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Synopsis: Young hero Thomas embarks on a mission to find a cure for a deadly disease known as the "Flare".
Will I watch? = Yes
White Boy Rick
Synopsis: The story of teenager Richard Wershe Jr., who became an undercover informant for the FBI during the 1980s and was ultimately arrested for drug-trafficking and sentenced to life in prison.
Will I watch? = No
Forever My Girl
Synopsis: After being gone for a decade a country star returns home to the love he left behind.
Will I watch? = No
6 FLICKS PICKS
Which films make the cut? Well, this is a horrible month, so I'm really stretching, more than ever before with this segment. I really have nothing positive to say, so keep that in mind, because I'm not actually going to see any of these even at home, except for one of them...
6. 12 Strong — Maybe there's a good shootout action scene?
5. Den of Thieves — Maybe there's a good shootout action scene?
4. White Boy Rick — This seems like an attempt at Oscar bait, but McConaughey is normally good and maybe it'll at least be as interesting as Black Mass was.
3. Proud Mary — I have no idea. I'm grasping at straws. Taraji P. Henson as a hitwoman edges out the others because meh, why not?
2. The Commuter — Maybe there's a good shootout action scene?
1. Maze Runner: The Death Cure — This is the only one I actually have any interest in seeing, having watched its two predecessors.
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Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Monday, January 1, 2018
Welcome to a special edition of 6 Flicks Picks to jump-start the year 2018!
Naturally, this breakdown won't be listing the releases of every single movie that will be coming out in the year—partially because that's too daunting of a task and partially because even the studios don't know all of those yet—but it will still follow the same format as far as the picks go. This will be much harder, as there are hundreds of films that will be coming out, but it still boils down to the same concept: if I had to pick only six movies that I could watch, which ones would they be?
Without further ado, let's take a look at what makes my cut for 2018!
6 FLICKS PICKS FOR 2018
What is so difficult about this type of thing is that I have to go by the general breakdown of the big releases, as there can definitely be movies that pop up that I'm completely unaware of that are smaller in scale. A major summer blockbuster is already in promotion now, but what about the little indie flick?
Those end up being ignored in this generic year scope, but on the monthly basis, they'll get much more attention, so keep that in mind.
This year, I had a list of about 20 movies that I was already writing down that I wanted to see to varying degrees, with about 12 of them being definites to see in theaters. Of course, that's twice as many as what I'm allowed to pick, which makes it hard, and when I got down to the final 8 or so, it became nearly impossible to pick which film got that final spot.
What Didn't Make the List: One of the easy ones for me to eliminate from the top was Ready Player One, which looks interesting, but I know virtually nothing about. The same goes for God Particle being an idea I'm into, yet have seen nothing. I've enjoyed the previous two films enough to want to see Maze Runner: The Death Cure, but it's not a priority. Right now, with such little information to go by, I have to cast off the animated Spider-Man film, too. Shout out to The Purge: The Island because the first film was meh, but I quite enjoyed the second and third, so I'm in for this fourth one.
Sadly, after being disappointed with Justice League, I can't give a final spot to Aquaman. After all, he's Aquaman, and while I currently like the character more than ever, that doesn't mean I love it.
It's also strange for me to not put two out of the three X-Men films on my list, but at this point, the franchise has proven itself to be very hit/miss and I don't like this horror angle The New Mutants is taking, nor do I think X-Men: Dark Phoenix will pan out to be very well.
Creed 2? Cool. Not a top 6. Incredibles 2? Well, this might seem like blasphemy, but I didn't enjoy the first one anywhere near as much as most people, so I might even skip that.
Here's where it got difficult. I had 8 films left on my list and 2 of them needed to go.
In the end, those two became Venom and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom...by a narrow, and I mean NARROW margin...until Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom made a big stink about its trailer coming out and the trailer, well, stunk. The more separated from Jurassic World I am, the more I think of it as just a retread and a copy of Jurassic Park, so I'm a bit worried this might end up being a retread of The Lost World.
My philosophy with Venom was that Sony has screwed up plenty of Spider-Man properties before and I have no faith in them delivering with Venom, even if the character is one of my favorites.
I'm still very much looking forward to those listed above, but only six movies could make the cut, so let's see which ones got the honors...
6. Mission: Impossible 6 — What saved this from being cut with the final two above is how every film in the franchise has pretty much gotten better than its predecessor, so by that rationale, this might end up being the very best. I've always been a James Bond guy and nothing will ever change that, but Ethan Hunt's series has kicked so much ass as far as overall generic quality and I have no reason to believe that this won't follow suit. Plus, it's different from everything else on the list.
5. Ant-Man and the Wasp — I bitched and moaned for a long time about how Ant-Man was going to be Marvel's first flop after I was wrong when saying the same thing about Guardians of the Galaxy, and I ended up thinking it was very charming. Now, I'm in. Give me the romantic comedy vibe that we're hearing about. You don't need to sell me. I'll buy my ticket for opening night without a single trailer.
4. Deadpool 2 — I do think the first film gets a little more praise than it should as far as overall film quality, but I can't deny that Deadpool was a huge achievement in a lot of different realms of the movie making process and entertaining as all hell. The character is hilarious and a follow-up can either capitalize on that and make things even funnier, or it can potentially fall short of expectations, but I know I'll be there opening night to see for myself.
3. Solo: A Star Wars Story — You'd think this would be #1 or at least #2, right? Well, so did I. Then, The Last Jedi came out and really, and I mean REALLY soured me on the Star Wars franchise. I don't find it as fun anymore. It sapped a ton of my energy for it and I'm not excited about anything they put forward anymore, like the last half of Star Wars Rebels and this movie and Episode 9. Plus, the problems plaguing this movie have me nervous it'll be a clusterfuck, as Rogue One didn't even have this many problems and it still struggled. However, it's a movie about Han Solo and it has Donald Glover as Lando, so I haven't fully given up.
2. Black Panther — As a Caucasian guy, I can't even
pretend to understand the significance of this movie as far as diversity
goes, but I'm also not going to pretend that I necessarily even care
about that. It's a great thing and I'm all for it, but that's not why
I'm interested in this movie. I'm interested in it because it just flat
out looks awesome. Black Panther was one of my favorite parts of Captain America: Civil War and the fact that this is the last movie before Infinity War
means I'll be so pumped for anything they bring my way. The cast is
phenomenal and it's a Marvel film, so you've already got my money.
1. Avengers: Infinity War — It took 20 films and 10 years to get to this point. I would pay $100 to see this in theaters if I had to. It's goddamn Thanos with the fucking Infinity Gauntlet!!!! What the hell, man?!! Remember when we were excited that Ra's al Ghul could be in a Batman film because we thought that was too strange for modern audiences?!! Now we've got this going on!!!!!!
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Anthony Mango
- Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Every year, one of the criticisms of the awards ceremonies is that there is a disconnect between what the average moviegoer appreciates and what the more artistic voters for these academies choose to represent the best of that particular year. Very rarely is any attention or adoration given to anything in the genres of comedy, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, action/adventure and so forth as opposed to what is commonly referred to as "Oscar-bait" material.
Thus, here at Fanboys Anonymous, we want to extend our gratitude to those movies which are overlooked with the first-ever FANBOYS FILM AWARDS!
The only qualification for the nominees is that they must fall somewhere into the geek culture spectrum, which means superhero films and similar genres. Everything else is not eligible for any of the categories, so you won't see Dunkirk on this list, but you still might see The Great Wall. However...I haven't actually seen either of those movies, so no, those aren't on this list.
NOTE: All nominees were from the time frame of January 1, 2017 to December 31, 2017 as far as release dates. Plus, this is only one person's opinion and I admittedly haven't even seen every film that could potentially be nominated, so that's going to put a significant bias on this. You're encouraged to leave your choices for the nominees and winners in the comments below to keep the discussion going!
BEST PICTURE
WINNER = Logan
EXPLANATION = Man, did I really want The Last Jedi to be in this spot, but it just pissed me off too much. Logan, on the other hand, held up to its expectations. It's not perfect, but it gave me the sendoff for Hugh Jackman's Wolverine in a way that I felt very pleased by the end of it.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = The Lego Batman Movie, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Thor: Ragnarok
BEST ACTOR
WINNER = Hugh Jackman as Logan/Wolverine in Logan
EXPLANATION = This is Wolverine, down pat. He's always killed this role and this time in particular, he put some extra effort into knocking it out of the park.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = James McAvoy as Kevin Wendell Crumb in Split
BEST ACTRESS
WINNER = Dafne Keen as Laura Kinney in Logan
EXPLANATION = Nobody else stood a chance, half because there weren't any powerful performances in these types of films (and no, I don't think Gal Gadot was amazing) and half because Keen was just pretty damn good in her part outright.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = n/a from what I've seen
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
WINNER = Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds in Spider-Man: Homecoming
EXPLANATION = TBD
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier in Logan, Michael Rooker as Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes in Spider-Man: Homecoming
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
WINNER = Cate Blanchett as Hela in Thor: Ragnarok
EXPLANATION = Is she hammy? Sure, but that's the style of movie she was in. Plus, she didn't have much competition.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = n/a from what I've seen
BEST STORY
This is an alternative to Best Adapted/Original Screenplay where the execution of the overall product might not be the equivalent of Best Picture, but the idea was there.
WINNER = The Lego Batman Movie
EXPLANATION = Exploring the pseudo love story between Batman and The Joker, while also diving into Batman's family issues? How did such a funny kids movie end up doing more to inform people of some of Batman's psychology than some of the movies that preceded it? This was so surprisingly rich.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Logan, Spider-Man: Homecoming
MOST FAITHFUL ADAPTATION
Which felt like it was the most honorable to the source material it was trying to represent?
WINNER = Wonder Woman
EXPLANATION = While not the most compelling movie in the world, I did feel like I saw the best overall representation of Diana Prince that I've ever seen and I doubt even if the movie itself would have been better, that it would have heightened its own self-awareness of the character.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Logan, Power Rangers, Spider-Man: Homecoming (but your MJ and Liz stuff docked you points)
BEST VISUALS
This examines special effects, cinematography, production design and even editing.
WINNER = Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
EXPLANATION = As much as the movie itself annoys me with its story choices, it was a spectacle to watch in terms of its visual meal.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Ghost in the Shell, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Thor: Ragnarok (very close #2)
BEST ACTION SET PIECE
This honors the stunt work as well as the choreography and idea of an action sequence.
WINNER = Kylo Ren and Rey vs. Praetorian Guards in Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
EXPLANATION = I would probably find things from Transformers: The Last Knight much cooler if I could tell what the hell was going on, which at least The Last Jedi is able to accomplish in this fight, that gave us some of the best "death by lightsaber" moments we've ever seen in the series.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = several scenes in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, opening Surtur fight in Thor: Ragnarok
BEST CHARACTER DESIGN
This combines makeup, costumes and the CGI build of characters.
WINNER = Thor: Ragnarok
EXPLANATION = Definitely a shame Justice League couldn't hold its own or that Wonder Woman had the awful looking Ares spoiling it. Thor had tons of different characters and they all popped.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Spider-Man: Homecoming, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (puppet Yoda takes it off the list)
BEST MUSIC
This category examines both the score and the soundtrack.
WINNER = Power Rangers
EXPLANATION = Star Wars doesn't get credit for recycling old themes and this was the only film of the entire year that I actively got the soundtrack for more than one or two songs. Even Guardians was a let down to me compared to the first film.
HONORABLE MENTIONS = Kong: Skull Island
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Anthony Mango
- Friday, December 15, 2017
I was so thoroughly disappointed with Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi that I couldn't just do a normal Reviewpoint of it, as it wasn't an issue of a handful of positives and negatives.
There are so many core problems with this movie and how it has ruined the franchise and killed my hopes for the future of the series that I needed to write down my thoughts, balance them out into a more structured form (as my brain was just chattering away with "and another thing!" moments) and present them in a much more coherent fashion.
I basically feel like this film irreparably hurt everything that came before it and proves that I and many others who will agree with me shouldn't be anticipating anything positive coming out of future installments of the series.
Let's just dive into what caused me to feel so bummed out and deeply saddened as the end credits came up...
Taking risks vs. playing it safe
Let's just address the argumentative elephant in the room. People seem to be thinking that if you dislike this movie, you dislike it because it took risks, and they try to argue that you can't complain about that while also complaining that The Force Awakens played it safe.
In my mind, if your whole opinion on a movie's value is based on whether or not you could predict it, you're looking at it from the wrong perspective.
Movies aren't meant to surprise you, they're meant to tell you a story. Yes, it can be fun when you didn't see a twist coming, but that is a bonus, not the core purpose of this form of entertainment.
Subverting expectations is good only when the result that comes out of it is good. If it's just a surprise for the sake of a surprise and the end result is shit, then you're left with shit. You go into a Batman film expecting Batman to overcome the villain, right? Would it suddenly be an awesome movie if Batman was killed in the first 5 minutes just to surprise the audience and the rest of the film was spent watching Crazy Quilt rob banks?
If you're going to hate a movie because it's predictable and love it because it isn't, then just go see a magic act, because all you care about is the wow factor that will fade away in two seconds.
Movies that are written with the purpose of surprising an audience are no better than jump scares in horror films, which aren't actually scary, but just a momentary adrenaline rush.
The Last Jedi plays it safe in the sense that it copies elements of previous, better told stories as its backbone while taking risks with the few things it shouldn't play around with, and ruins them. Basically, out of fear of your child ruining their $5 toys, you handed your kid a priceless vase that can crack as soon as its dropped. Then, your kid dropped it, and if you would have just had them play with something cheaper and that got ruined, it wouldn't be as big of a deal.
This film could have taken risks with everything other than the Skywalker story, but that's the one thing they chose to fuck with, and they ruined it in the process.
Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.
That is the theme of the movie, but it's ironic that it is hypocritical in how the story group approached writing this movie to begin with.
There's an overwhelming feeling of "kill off the original trilogy elements in order to make way for our new Disney-era Star Wars films" that I get with this, and that they're willing to hurt the franchise if they have to make way for their storytelling elements that they want to.
That in itself is a horrible way to go about things. It's the equivalent of saying that you need to total your car because the headlight was broken and you want to rebuild the whole thing. Mind you, you're running the risk of that car not being rebuilt in a better way, but much worse, and you could have just patched up the headlight and kept going.
Disney needed to correct the mistakes of the prequels that people didn't like, not burn the whole thing down to start new.
But even if we ignore that for a minute, we can see that it is hypocritical to have this kind of message and still make the types of films The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi are, because they both rely so heavily on repeating things from the original films that it proves this crop of writers can't write their own Star Wars movies, they can only rehash what has come before them.
"This movie isn't going to be like The Empire Strikes Back" is what they said. However, Empire is about the Rebel Alliance being on the run from an attack by The Empire. This movie is literally one single "running from an attack by The First Order" plot!
In Empire, two heroes (Han and Leia) that are romantically involved go to a city (Cloud City) that runs a business (mining) and they meet a scoundrel (Lando) who turns on them. In The Last Jedi, two heroes (Finn and Rose) that are romantically involved go to a city (Canto Bight) that runs a business (gambling) and they meet a scoundrel (DJ) who turns on them.
TESB starts off with a rebel base on a white planet being attacked until the heroes flee, while TLJ ends with a former rebel base on a white planet being attacked until the heroes flee.
Those Praetorian Guards? They're just the same red royal guards that we've seen before, with slightly altered costumes and weapons. I mean hell, they couldn't even color them differently? Why couldn't they have just been The Knights of Ren while we're at it?
Remember how in TESB, Luke goes into a weird cave and sees a vision of himself? Rey does the same here.
Clearly, with TFA and TLJ, the writers felt like they needed to have a Palpatine-esque guy, so they came up with Supreme Leader Snoke. If you replace Supreme Leader with Emperor and Snoke with Palpatine, what are the differences? One of them is the old, pale, scarred leader of the Empire who uses the dark side and sits on a throne before being killed by his apprentice, Darth Vader — the other is an old, pale, scarred leader of the First Order who uses the dark side and sits on a throne before being killed by his apprentice who looks just like Darth Vader and is his grandson. Jesus, they even both die with the protagonist in the room while they overlook the imminent destruction of the heroes!
The Force Awakens mostly rehashed A New Hope while this one took from The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Real original.
Supreme Loser Snoke
One of the best characters to exhibit the flaw of this new regime is Supreme Leader Snoke—an absolutely atrociously written character who could have been interesting if better writers had put any effort into him at all...and I mean, any effort at all.
We covered above how he is just a copycat Palpatine, but it's even worse that he has absolutely no backstory or anything we can care about at all.
His character was nothing but a tool, and an unnecessary one at that. He has no purpose at all.
This is what we know of Snoke:
He turned Ben Solo to the dark side. — How? We don't get to see any of this or have any of it explained, so it's an element we don't need in the story. Ben could have just turned to the dark side any other way, including being born with an inherent bad attitude.
He was the leader of the Empire, I mean, First Order — How? Did he just pop up one day and announce himself the leader in front of a committee that I'm unaware of? Why is he evil? Why does he want to rule the galaxy? Why does he also want to continue with Stormtroopers and stuff instead of making his own mark?
He died. — That's the end of it.
Everything else, we're either not told at all because it happened off-screen, or it doesn't matter.
In The Force Awakens, we're told, not shown, that he at some point interacted with Luke and Leia and Han and turned Ben evil and rose the ranks to become Supreme Leader and that he also somehow knows what happened with Vader and Palpatine, which we were given absolutely no information about in this movie, either.
The Skywalkers are failures and none of this struggle mattered at all
The story of Episode 1 to Episode 6, including Rogue One, is about how The Force is out of balance, so The Force creates Anakin Skywalker to fix that problem. He stumbles along the way, burning down the bureaucracy and causing horror, but he is ultimately redeemed through his children. His son, Luke, convinces him to eliminate the great evil. Luke, possessing the knowledge of how to create a better Jedi Order of peacekeepers, will pass on the right teachings to the future, while Leia will be instrumental in rebuilding society in a much better way than The Republic which preceded it. All is well.
The Force Awakens comes along and says "but what if instead of peace, The Empire just continued and killed everyone and we had to start all over again?" and The Last Jedi follows it up with "and this time, we prove to you that the Skywalkers can't do anything right."
Anakin was The Chosen One. He burned down an entire galaxy to kill one guy, and then his kids spent their lives trying to achieve peace, only to accomplish the complete opposite by raising Ben to decimate the galaxy again.
But don't worry, it's cool. We've got this random chick named Rey who can fix all our problems.
Is she the new Chosen One, born out of The Force? Is she a Skywalker, offsetting the evil of Kylo Ren?
Nope, she's just some girl. We literally even tell the audience that she is a nobody. It's important for them to follow the story of a nobody who has had no training and is not only more powerful than the bloodline of our Jesus metaphor, but also has a better sense of morality than the heroes that multiple generations of people grew up on.
With the way this movie ends, we're exactly the way we left off at the end of Revenge of the Sith, only this time, meaning the events of A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi and everything that followed it until Ben's turn to the dark side was all meaningless.
Now, we have to hope that this nobody can save the galaxy and pass on the teachings, cause that dumbass Luke sure couldn't do it. What a failure, that guy was, and what a failure his sister Leia was, too. The galaxy would have been better off if they both died in Return of the Jedi so they couldn't have spawned the evil of Kylo Ren. Maybe Admiral Ackbar and Mon Mothma would have kept The Republic alive, then.
Unless, of course, Kylo Ren turns good again, which means they just rehashed the Anakin Skywalker storyline again because they couldn't figure out anything else to write. Basically, you either copy and paste something that was done better the first time, or you say "fuck it, Rey's the chosen one because she's our creation and we prefer our own fan fiction to the lore that this whole series was built on."
Lucas is probably sick to his stomach that they just shat all over his story.
It reminds me of how X-Men: The Last Stand had a completely wrong message, where instead of Rogue choosing not to take the cure, she chose to take it. Instead of telling the audience "it's okay to be yourself", the message of that movie became "you really do need to change, you fucking weirdo."
Star Wars used to be about how love conquers all. Now, it's about how in the end, you're still going to fail.
If The Force knew that Anakin and Luke and Leia would ultimately not accomplish a single goddamn thing other than perpetual mass genocide, The Force should go back to the events 9 years before The Phantom Menace and just figure out a different plan.
You're just mad that it's a woman who is saving the galaxy
No, I'm mad that it isn't a Skywalker. If you told me at the end of this movie that Rey's parents were Luke and some unknown woman, or Han and Leia, then I would be much more okay with this, because there would still be a chance that the Skywalker lineage wouldn't be total failures.
Oh shut up and stop being melodramatic. It's just a movie.
I'm not tying a noose to end my life here, it's just sad to know that something you got a lot of enjoyment out of is no longer going to do that anymore.
This was one of my favorite franchises and now, I have no faith in the direction the storytellers are going, so I won't get that excitement and satisfaction out of future movies, and this one actively goes out of its way to hurt the prestige of the movies that I did love.
It's a bummer in the same way it would be a bummer to find out that your favorite television series was cancelled or that the restaurant that you love eating at changed its recipes.
Everything is "just" something. Yes, it's "just a movie" but movies are the biggest aspect of fun and entertainment in my life, and in one fell swoop, this film just did a number on damaging one of my favorite series and I'm not sure it'll ever get repaired, so I'm sad about that in the same way I would be sad if someone ruined my wedding, because in the end, isn't that just a party to celebrate my wife and I signing some papers?
But aren't you excited about how Episode 9 can fix these problems?
It won't. I'm not even going to be optimistic about it. If it does, then yeah, I'll be happier about it, but I'm not going to be hopeful.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day is my favorite movie of all time. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ruined the franchise. Since then, Terminator Salvation was a slight step up, but didn't fix the problems of T3. Then, Terminator Genisys was meant to be the savior to the franchise, but did even more damage than T3.
No. I have no faith Episode 9 will end in a way that I'll be happy with the choices they made here. But please, please prove me wrong.
I get it. You have a political agenda.
You want to complain about the prequels being too focused on preaching, but this is okay? This feels like the only goal of the movie was to make a propaganda piece about how the establishment is awful.
Mind you, I agree with this message! I absolutely hate how the rich and greedy can be powerful and how corporations can run governments and stuff. I like that message, but I don't need that to be the purpose of my Star Wars movie.
For instance, the whole Canto Bight thing was an unnecessary side mission. If I wanted to see a movie about how jockeys hurt horses, I'd watch Seabiscuit or whatever. This felt like an episode of Star Wars Rebels that I wouldn't have enjoyed, rather than a main theme of one of the core movies.
Canto Bight was lame, too. There was almost nothing making it feel like it was a Star Wars universe concept. They had carbon copies of the same games we have, with no otherworldly instruments. Those slot machines look like slot machines anybody could make at any casino. The craps table? Come on. They even looked like they were drinking standard Earth alcohol from standard Earth liquor glasses.
What about Leia?
This one, admittedly, isn't technically their fault, but how are they going to close out her story now? Does she just get written off in a stupid death off-screen? Do they not even bother to finish her arc and just act like she isn't around for the hell of it?
They should have just taken advantage of the extra few months they had and crafted a few changes to the script, done some reshoots, and killed her character off.
Miscellaneous other problems and nitpicking
- Still no Lando? Okay, now, at this point, you need to kill him off before The Force Awakens in a side novel or show.
- "Oh shit, people are complaining that Poe and Rey never met. Let's have them in a scene where they say hey."
- "Oh shit, people are complaining that Captain Phasma should have been the one to fight Finn instead of that other random Stormtrooper. We'd better bring Phasma back to life and have the two of them fight in similar fashion and kill Phasma off again."
- Leia floating was ridiculous. Not the idea behind it, because she should be powerful, but the execution of it. She looked like Mary Poppins.
- Chewbacca should have died in The Force Awakens. He clearly has no purpose in this story anymore.
- Yoda's CGI was horrible.
- So Luke wants to burn down the Jedi text until Yoda stops him. Then, Yoda burns it and Luke is upset. Then, I guess Rey already has the books?
- Nobody said "I have a bad feeling about this" at all to my recollection. This is like having a James Bond film where he doesn't say "Bond, James Bond" or "shaken, not stirred" or that it doesn't have the opening gun barrel. Yeah, those Daniel Craig films that neglected those pissed me off, too.
What I did like about the movie...
- Porgs are adorable. I want one.
- Some utterly minor details like how Leia told Threepio to wipe that look off his face, or how Luke said Artoo playing the hologram message was a cheap move.
- Seeing Yoda again was great, even though the CGI was awful and his purpose was flawed.
- The battering ram was cool.
- Holdo going lightspeed through Snoke's ship was sweet.
- My biggest positive takeaway I had from the entire film was the absolutely beautiful imagery of Luke becoming one with The Force. That almost made me cry.
Really, I just don't know how to process all this except to feel disappointed and to wish that I could go back in time to before I saw the film, because at least then, I had some hope that it wouldn't make the mistakes this movie did.
I would say that the best I can do is hope for Episode IX to come along and make me feel better, but, well, when 2019 comes along, you're not going to see me as excited anymore, that's for sure.
Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Monday, December 11, 2017
The 75th annual Golden Globe Awards will take place Sunday, January 7, 2018 at the Beverly Hilton on NBC, hosted by Seth Meyers. Here are the nominees for all of the categories. Give us your predictions on the winners and your favorites in the comments below!
TELEVISION AWARDS
Best Supporting Performance by an Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or Television Film
Laura Dern, Big Little Lies
Ann Dowd, The Handmaid's Tale
Chrissy Metz, This is Us
Michelle Pfeiffer, The Wizard of Lies
Shailene Woodley, Big Little Lies
Best Supporting Performance by an Actor in a Series, Miniseries, or Television Film
David Harbour, Stranger Things
Alfred Molina, Feud: Bette and Joan
Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
Alexander Skarsgard, Big Little Lies
David Thewlis, Fargo
Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or Television Film
Jessica Biel, The Sinner
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Jessica Lange, Feud: Bette and Joan
Susan Sarandon, Feud: Bette and Joan
Reese Witherspoon, Big Little Lies
Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film
Robert De Niro, The Wizard of Lies
Jude Law, The Young Pope
Kyle MacLachlan, Twin Peaks
Ewan McGregor, Fargo
Geoffrey Rush, Genius
Best Miniseries or Television Film
Big Little Lies
Fargo
Feud: Bette and Joan
The Sinner
Top of the Lake: China Girl
Best Performance By an Actress in a Television Series (Comedy or Musical)
Pamela Adlon, Better Things
Alison Brie, Glow
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Issa Rae, Insecure
Frankie Shaw, SMILF
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series (Comedy or Musical)
Anthony Anderson, Black-ish
Aziz Ansari, Master of None
Kevin Bacon, I Love Dick
William H. Macy, Shameless
Eric McCormack, Will and Grace
Best Performance By an Actress in a Television Series (Drama)
Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Claire Foy, The Crown
Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Deuce
Katherine Langford, 13 Reasons Why
Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid's Tale
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series (Drama)
Jason Bateman, Ozark
Sterling K. Brown, This is Us
Freddie Highmore, The Good Doctor
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Best Television Series (Comedy)
Black-ish
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Master of None
SMILF
Will & Grace
Best Television Series (Drama)
The Crown
Game of Thrones
The Handmaid's Tale
Stranger Things
This is Us
MOTION PICTURE AWARDS
Best Original Score
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
The Shape of Water
Phantom Thread
The Post
Dunkirk
Best Original Song
"Home", Ferdinand
"Mighty River", Mudbound
"Remember Me", Coco
"The Star", The Star
"This Is Me", The Greatest Showman
Best Supporting Performance by Actress in a Motion Picture
Mary J. Blige, Mudbound
Hong Chau, Downsizing
Allison Janney, I, Tonya
Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird
Octavia Spencer, The Shape of Water
Best Supporting Performance By an Actor in a Motion Picture
Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project
Armie Hammer, Call Me by Your Name
Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water
Christopher Plummer, All The Money in the World
Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Best Performance By an Actress in a Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
Judi Dench, Victoria & Abdul
Helen Mirren, The Leisure Seeker
Margot Robbie, I, Tonya
Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird
Emma Stone, Battle of the Sexes
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
Steve Carell, Battle of the Sexes
Ansel Elgort, Baby Driver
James Franco, The Disaster Artist
Hugh Jackman, The Greatest Showman
Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture (Drama)
Timothée Chalamet, Call Me by Your Name
Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread
Tom Hanks, The Post
Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour
Denzel Washington, Roman J. Israel, Esq.
Best Performance By an Actress in a Motion Picture (Drama)
Jessica Chastain, Molly's Game
Sally Hawkins, The Shape of Water
Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Meryl Streep, The Post
Michelle Williams, All The Money in the World
Best Motion Picture (Foreign Language)
A Fantastic Woman
First They Killed My Father
In the Fade
Loveless
The Square
Best Motion Picture (Animated)
The Boss Baby
The Breadwinner
Coco
Ferdinand
Loving Vincent
Best Director - Motion Picture
Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk
Ridley Scott, All The Money in the World
Steven Spielberg, The Post
Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Guillermo Del Toro, Vanessa Taylor, The Shape of Water
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird
Liz Hannah, Josh Singer, The Post
Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Aaron Sorkin, Molly's Game
Best Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical)
The Disaster Artist
Get Out
The Greatest Showman
I, Tonya
Lady Bird
Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Call Me by Your Name
Dunkirk
The Post
The Shape of Water
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR?
LEAVE YOUR PREDICTIONS AND THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!
Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Friday, December 1, 2017
Welcome to another edition of 6 Flicks Picks, wherein I list all of the upcoming films that are scheduled to be released in the United States for the month which is about to begin and break down which ones I'll be watching in theaters, which ones I'll wait to rent at home, and which ones I'll be skipping out on entirely. After going through the list, I'll choose which six films stand out to me as the ones I want to see the most, even if there are more or less than six that interest me.
Note: The list below is based primarily off the expanded nationwide USA release dates on IMDB as well as some other random outlets if possible, so some information may be different. If I am missing some of the limited releases or the dates conflict in some fashion, please let me know in the comments below and any adjustments and corrections will be made!
Without further ado, another new month means another new set of films, so what's coming soon to theaters in December 2017?
RELEASE DATE: December 1, 2017
Wonder Wheel
Synopsis: On Coney Island in the 1950s, a lifeguard tells the story of a middle-aged carousel operator and his beleaguered wife.
Will I watch? = No
The Disaster Artist
Synopsis: When Greg Sestero, an aspiring film actor, meets the weird and mysterious Tommy Wiseau in an acting class, they form a unique friendship and travel to Hollywood to make their dreams come true.
Will I watch? = Yes
Padmavati
Synopsis: Set in medieval Rajasthan, Queen Padmavati is married to a noble king and they live in a prosperous fortress with their subjects until an ambitious Sultan hears of Padmavati's beauty and forms an obsessive love for the Queen of Mewar.
Will I watch? = No
The Tribes of Palos Verdes
Synopsis: When the situation at her idyllic Palos Verdes home turns volatile, young Medina attempts to surf her way to happiness.
Will I watch? = No
Love Beats Rhymes
Synopsis: When struggling rapper Coco (Azealia Banks) enrolls in a poetry class, she thinks her rhymes will impress her teacher, Professor Dixon (Jill Scott). Instead, Dixon challenges Coco to seek real meaning in her lyrics, setting her on a journey of discovery that takes her through rap clubs and poetry slams, leading her to find her true voice - and true love - in this uplifting movie costarring Lucien Laviscount and Common.
Will I watch? = No
Gangster Land
Synopsis: The story of America's most famous mobsters and their rise to power, GANGSTER LAND examines Al Capone's ascension through the eyes of his second in command, "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn. Once an amateur boxer, McGurn is lured into the Italian mafia after the murder of his step-father. Upon joining, he rises swiftly through the ranks along with friend and eventual Boss, Capone. As the Italian mob becomes the most lucrative criminal organization in the country, tensions build with "Bugs" Moran and the Irish mob which ignites a brutal gang war culminating with the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
Will I watch? = No
Another WolfCop
Synopsis: Alcoholic werewolf cop Lou Garou springs into action when an eccentric businessman with evil intentions seduces Woodhaven's residents with a new brewery and hockey team in this outrageous horror-comedy sequel.
Will I watch? = No
Naples '44 (2016)
Synopsis: A British Intelligence Officer in Naples at the end of World War II: Norman Lewis's acknowledged masterpiece about a war-torn city and its unforgettable humanity.
Will I watch? = No
Slumber
Synopsis: A sleep doctor tries to protect a family from a demon that feeds on people in their nightmares.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: December 8, 2017
The Shape of Water
Synopsis: An other-worldly fairy tale, set against the backdrop of Cold War era America circa 1962. In the hidden high-security government laboratory where she works, lonely Elisa (Sally Hawkins) is trapped in a life of isolation. Elisa's life is changed forever when she and co-worker Zelda (Octavia Spencer) discover a secret classified experiment.
Will I watch? = Maybe
All the Money in the World
Synopsis: The story of the kidnapping of 16-year-old John Paul Getty III and the desperate attempt by his devoted mother to convince his billionaire grandfather Jean Paul Getty to pay the ransom.
Will I watch? = Maybe
Just Getting Started
Synopsis: A two-hander action comedy in the vein of Midnight Run about an ex-FBI agent (Jones) and an ex-mob lawyer in the witness protection program (Freeman) having to put aside their petty rivalry on the golf course to fend off a mob hit.
Will I watch? = No
I, Tonya
Synopsis: Competitive ice skater Tonya Harding rises amongst the ranks at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, but her future in the activity is thrown into doubt when her ex-husband intervenes.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: December 15, 2017
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Synopsis: Having taken her first steps into the Jedi world, Rey joins Luke Skywalker on an adventure with Leia, Finn and Poe that unlocks mysteries of the Force and secrets of the past.
Will I watch? = Yes
Ferdinand
Synopsis: After Ferdinand, a bull with a big heart, is mistaken for a dangerous beast, he is captured and torn from his home. Determined to return to his family, he rallies a misfit team on the ultimate adventure.
Will I watch? = No
Permanent
Synopsis: Permanent is a comedy about bad hair, adolescence, and socially awkward family members. It involves life-altering permanents and poorly-made toupees. Obstacles to daily survival ensue.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: December 22, 2017
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Synopsis: Four teenagers discover an old video game console and are literally drawn into the game's jungle setting becoming the adult avatars they chose.
Will I watch? = Maybe
Pitch Perfect 3
Synopsis: Following their win at the world championship, the now separated Bellas reunite for one last singing competition at an overseas USO tour, but face a group who uses both instruments and voices.
Will I watch? = No
Downsizing
Synopsis: A social satire in which a guy realizes he would have a better life if he were to shrink himself.
Will I watch? = Maybe
Father Figures
Synopsis: Upon learning that their mother has been lying to them for years about their allegedly deceased father, two fraternal twin brothers hit the road in order to find him.
Will I watch? = No
The Post
Synopsis: A cover-up that spanned four U.S. Presidents pushed the country's first female newspaper publisher and a hard-driving editor to join an unprecedented battle between journalist and government. Inspired by true events.
Will I watch? = No
Happy End
Synopsis: A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.
Will I watch? = No
RELEASE DATE: December 29, 2017
The Greatest Showman
Synopsis: Inspired by the imagination of P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman is an original musical that celebrates the birth of show business and tells of a visionary who rose from nothing to create a spectacle that became a worldwide sensation.
Will I watch? = No
Molly's Game
Synopsis: The true story of Molly Bloom, an Olympic-class skier who ran the world's most exclusive high-stakes poker game and became an FBI target.
Will I watch? = No
Phantom Thread
Synopsis: Set in 1950's London, Reynolds Woodcock is a renowned dressmaker whose fastidious life is disrupted by a young, strong-willed woman, Alma, who becomes his muse and lover.
Will I watch? = No
Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool
Synopsis: A romance sparks between a young actor and a Hollywood leading lady.
Will I watch? = No
6 FLICKS PICKS
Which films make the cut?
6. All the Money in the World — I'm very curious how they handle switching Kevin Spacey out for Christopher Plummer.
5. Downsizing — The trailer got a chuckle out of me and this is a weak month, so sure.
4. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle — I was never as big a fan of the original as a kid as most people were my age, but it was still something I do remember watching two or three times, so there's a nostalgia element behind it nonetheless, and the previews have given me enough satisfaction that I'll Movie Pass it most likely.
3. The Shape of the Water — This is very interesting. I don't just get excited for a Guillermo Del Toro movie with his name attached, but after watching the trailer, I wanted to know more about the film's premise and what's going on with the creature. It's strange and I'm sure I'll see this at some point.
2. The Disaster Artist — I pretty much specifically watched The Room for the first time ever around Thanksgiving particularly because this movie looks interesting.
1. Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi — Bought my tickets over a month ago. Come on. It's fucking Star Wars. Now please just give me confirmation that Rey is Luke's daughter, give Leia a worthy death, and don't screw absolutely anything up, okay?
WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU INTERESTED IN CHECKING OUT?
TELL US IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!
Posted by
Anthony Mango
- Friday, November 17, 2017
Marvel's The Punisher is set to premiere at 3am EST on Netflix, and per usual, this post will be documenting my running commentary of thoughts as I binge-watch every episode. I'll be adding notes almost as a stream of consciousness and when everything has concluded, I'll be wrapping everything up with a full season recap and review to see just how good or bad the overall package was and the hits and misses in a Reviewpoint podcast video.
I invite you to follow along and to leave your thoughts in the comments below just the same!
Marvel's The Punisher (Season 1 - 2017)
SHOWRUNNER: Steve Lightfoot
STARRING: Jon Bernthal (Frank Castle / The Punisher), Jason R. Moore (Curtis Hoyle), Ebon Moss-Bachrach (David Lieberman / Micro), Michael Nathanson (Sam Stein), Jaime Ray Newman (Sarah Lieberman), Amber Rose Revah (Dinah Madani), Paul Schulze (Rawlins), Daniel Webber (Lewis Walcott), with Deborah Ann Woll (Karen Page), Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (Marion James) and Ben Barnes (Billy Russo)
*WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS BELOW!*
Episode 1 - "3 A.M."
- "Punisher comes to Juarez, we'll kill his ass!" - LOL no you won't.
- I think I'll skip the intro from now on. Once was enough. Not bad, but not good enough that I want to hear it 12 more times in a row.
- Anybody else find it funny to imagine Frank Castle making that sandwich and putting it in the ziploc bag and all?
- Nooooo, not the sandwich! Now, it's personal.
- Damn it. I want a sandwich. What the hell, Marvel? I just ate. I shouldn't be hungry again. You're going to kill my diet that I don't really have. If I make it through the rest of this episode without getting a sandwich, I'll be happy.
- "He was like a superhero to me or something, except they don't die." In Marvel, at least. Unless you're Quicksilver.
- "You really think our governments are tyrants?" - uh...yeah, dude, they are. Look around. That one babbling gun-nut is crazy but Lewis knows what's up. (This probably means I'll hate him eventually since I agree with him lol)
- I like Curtis. He's totally going to die, right? I hope not.
- Donny my boy, don't pay that bill. Ah fuck.
- Damn it, Donny. You're out of your element if you go on this rob job.
- Oh shit, I know that voice. Yup, that's that woman that's in a bunch of stuff and always seems like this wise yet untrustworthy but also somehow motherly character. She's great.
- Ugh...Donny...
- WTF is up with this song playing while Punisher is going all punishy on these construction douchebags? Weird choice. It doesn't really fit in my opinion.
- Well that's one less mafia family to deal with. Looks like The Punisher just preemptively solved SO MUCH crime. Not that I'm condoning that sort of thing....officially.
Episode 2 - "Two Dead Men"
- Three eggs over easy, side of bacon, sourdough toast. Okay. Sounds good. Not as good as that sandwich. Good line about "Depends on the eggs" by the way.
- I like my Microchip as "Microchip" and overweight instead of this guy. Let's see if he's going to change my mind.
- I wonder if the audition to play Frank's wife consisted of just waking Jon Bernthal up with kisses, cause that's all she's doing. Well, and getting shot in the head.
- Wasn't Jigsaw in the mob instead of, well, pretty much the total opposite?
- Well Wolf died a lot sooner than I thought he would.
- Those don't look like over easy eggs.
- For some reason, I'm finding myself not interested in this episode. I hope things pick up.
Episode 3 - "Kandahar"
- I'm warming up to Micro(chip) more, I'll give him that. Still don't like him enough, but I do like him more.
- So since Billy Russo is a future villain, and they're going with the "best buddies" angle, I'm just waiting for the episode 6 or 8 turnaround where they find out that he's in bed with the villains for some reason. Right now, I'm not getting too much out of him.
- Oh shit, Lewis was the dude who played Lee Harvey Oswald in 11.22.63? I knew he looked familiar.
- Time for the obligatory "sleepy head" scene.
- Uh, Lewis, if you're gonna be that trigger happy from nightmares, maybe don't sleep with a goddamn loaded gun under your pillow?
- While this whole massacre in Kandahar is happening on screen, the main thought running through my mind is that it's sad that there are people who will watch this and think to themselves "fuck yeah!" with some sort of patriotic pride, as if this is something to be honoring.
- LOL at the chair rolling. If Micro would have said "weeeee!" that would have been great.
Episode 4 - "Resupply"
- That's healthy, Lewis. Also, you haven't learned your lesson that you'll shoot your dad.
- Turk!!!!!!!
- So wait, the guy from Lethal Weapon is basically just doing the same role here of "generic authoritative cop from another place coming in to tell you what's up" eh? Don't trust him.
- They just did a Robin Hood joke, but as far as I'm aware, there hasn't been a single reference to anything in the MCU like the Battle of New York. Are they just not even trying to make these fit in the same universe anymore?
- From their first hit-cute, I've been waiting for Micro's wife to try to kiss Frank. That's going to happen down the line for sure.
- I don't buy some of these Anvil recruits to be highly skilled weapons unless you add the phrase "in a donut shop" to the end of the sentence.
- Dinah's had enough of a chance for me to like her, but she's just getting bitchier. Sam's a pushover, too. I'm okay if we don't see too too much of their story bulking things out.
- Lewis is just awful. I hope he doesn't kill Curtis.
Episode 5 - "Gunner"
- Dinah is waking up in bed. Clearly, Frank's wife will kiss her now. Sleepy head.
- I hope Sarah makes Frank some eggs. He likes those.
- That kiss felt weird.
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Hey there. You're going to be a villain for the second half of this season, aren't you?
- I'm starting to think I might not want to binge this whole season straight through. I'm pretty tired, so I might take a nap after the next episode.
- Nice ass, but Misty and Elektra still have hotter sex scenes.
Episode 6 - "The Judas Goat"
- So if you're following my exploits for being hungry, I didn't quite get a sandwich (because I don't have the proper materials here) but I did heat up some shitty frozen pulled pork sliders that will tide me over.
- I guess every one of these servicemen sleep with a gun under their pillows.
- Damn it, why did I choose to eat pulled pork during the scene where they're doing surgery?
- Trying to step up your sex scene game, Dinah? At least you're naked this time.
- Did she just steal his pillow for her back? How rude.
- I always thought Ben Barnes would be a good choice for Dick Grayson. Nightwing gets around. The way Barnes' characters are here and in Westworld, that confirms my theory.
- Sorry Micro, but out of all the characters on this show, the one I hate the most is your son. What a little pecker.
- For those interested, the ranking of how I like the characters at the moment are Frank, then Curtis, then Micro, then Billy, and blah blah.
- Ugh. Now I hate the cop even more.
- Only a matter of time before Lewis killed someone. At least it was another shitty person.
- Oh noooo bad guy is bad guy. (Downside to knowing the source material ahead of time)
Episode 7 - "Crosshairs"
- "And in my first memories, they shot Kennedy." Damn it, Leewis Harvey Oswald. Side note, I hope this actor doesn't get typecast as murdering military guy forever.
- Riggs did it better.
- Um...five second rule?
- Fuuuuck bullet proof glass.
Episode 8 - "Cold Steel"
- Quantity of sex scenes versus quality. Hmm...
- And there's the kiss. Micro's going to be piiiiiiissed.
- Micro doesn't need to show him his junk. He was naked in the chair, remember? Funny convo and a great exchange between the two though. I liked this scene a lot.
- And there goes Stein. Figured that had to happen.
- By now, I've been awake 24 hours straight, so I'll be taking a snooze and picking this back up real soon. Stay tuned for more reactions and the Reviewpoint later today!
Episode 9 - "Front Toward Enemy"
- Alright, let's return to schedule.
- Surprised Karen is on this Langtry show instead of Trish Walker's.
- 37? In a row??? (points if you get that joke)
- Better not kill Curtis.
- Good.
Episode 10 - "Virtue of the Vicious"
- Those parakeets are broken. Sure you didn't buy them from Lloyd Christmas?
- One of the problems with these Netflix shows is that I always feel like there's a subplot or two (or three) that are built in purely to stretch it. This Lewis situation is interesting, but it isn't furthering much of the narrative of the original goal. It's just giving everyone more to do. Instead, I'd rather see this be the pure and only focal point of a six episode arc that is separate and not interwoven sometimes. I think it would be smarter if Marvel released six episodes at a time of these shows to make it easier to binge, keep things tighter, and roll them out more often throughout the year instead of 2-3 bulk chunks of 13 episodes.
- That being said, I do find it interesting to pair Punisher up with a PTSD guy. But it feels so much like a detour with this senator's introduction coming in so late.
- A guy like Castle would never be vindicated in the real world. Too many conspiracies for and against him, despite how we know he's the good guy (albeit flawed).
- Anvil is such a cool word.
- Great scene with the bomb in the kitchen. One of the best this whole season.
Episode 11 - "Danger Close"
- Forgot about Mastrantonio. I thought she would amount to more by now.
- Home Alone?
- LOL that's not a hand grenade, that's a head grenade.
Episode 12 - "Home"
- Micro better not be dead. That was one of the things I hated about Punisher: War Zone. If they make the same mistake twice, I'll be pissed.
- Woo! Alright. Good.
- Does Frank go to the dentist to fix that missing tooth, or does he just staple it back in or something?
- I hope Maria doesn't call him sleepy head when they're having sex. They're in the bed, after all.
- I really thought this would be the episode where Billy gets disfigured.
Episode 13 - "Memento Mori"
- Ever notice how in movies, whenever someone takes a bullet out, they always drop it onto a metallic surface that makes a satisfying tack-clank sound? I love that.
- I wonder what the body count for this show is.
- Well I guess I was officially wrong about Rafi and James being evil. They're just conflicted bureaucrats rather than legitimate "villains" of the normal sense.
- Haha Sarah needs it. Remember, he's supposed to be hung like a horse.
- I hope Carl lasts longer than Micro.
- There's one hole for Jigsaw's face.
- Well Dinah's not dead, that's for sure.
- A little closer to Jigsaw with every face smash into that mirror.
- I'm still not buying that she's dead.
- And she's not.
- I like the somber ending. It fits.
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- Tuesday, November 14, 2017
The first trailer to what has proven to be one of the funniest MCU movie series of all time (to date, of course) was built around Blue Suede's 1974 cover of Mark James' "Hooked on a Feeling", first released in 1968.
The song was featured on the "Awesome Mixtape" the protagonist, Peter Quill, receives from his mother upon her death—a cassette tape that is on his person when he is abducted by aliens on the night she passes away. This is one of the reasons why this Guardians of the Galaxy 2 death is so important: it gives us, the viewers, the opportunity to take a peek into who Meredith Quill actually was - through her musical tastes. And it tells us a story, too, that's not revealed until the second volume of the Peter Quill saga. Just look at the titles of the songs:
- Hooked on a Feeling (falling for Ego)
- Go All the Way
- Spirit in the Sky (Ego, obviously)
- Moonage Daydream, in which David Bowie says he is a space invader
- Fooled Around and Fell in Love
- I'm Not in Love
- I Want You Back (these two songs hint on inevitable relationship issues - they may or may not be revealed later)
- Come and Get Your Love
- Cherry Bomb (I'm the fox you've been waiting for)
- Escape (possibly referring to Ego leaving)
- O-o-oh Child (We'll get it together and we'll get it all done)
- Ain't No Mountain High Enough ("If you need me call me no matter where you are", giving us a hint that Star-Lord will become a hero in the end)
The second Awesome Mixtape also contains quite a few songs that fit perfectly into the story of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Once again, take a look at the track listing: ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" is possibly a reference to Ego (or maybe to Yondu, considering the color), Cat Stevens' "Father and Son" is obvious, and the list could go on forever.
While it often seems nothing but a backdrop for the things happening on-screen, music - or rather the value of music in the eyes of the protagonist - has an important part in the second Guardians of the Galaxy movie, too. If at first, we all think of Yondu as a character that exploited young Peter instead of delivering him to his father, in the end, he proves to be much more: an affectionate person and a surrogate father for the small, skinny earthling.
The final gift he gives to Star-Lord is symbolic in this aspect. If the last gift he received from his dying mother was the second Awesome Mixtape, the parting gift he got from his surrogate father (who has proven that he loved him more than his true one) was the third, a Zune filled with 300 tracks. At the same time, we witness the destruction of Peter's beloved Walkman, which is once again symbolic. By taking revenge on Ego, Star-Lord can finally let go of the memory of his late mother and start something new. In a deleted scene, Traffic and Alice Cooper are mentioned, so maybe we can expect some more recent and "wilder" songs to make it in the third installment of the series as reflective of the difference between his mother's softer side and his surrogate father's more rebellious edge.
James Gunn has recently tweeted the following about the upcoming third installment's soundtrack:
That's a lot of music to be crammed into a single movie, don't you think?
What songs are you interested in seeing shape the way Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is constructed? Tell us your mixtape suggestions in the comments section below!
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Anthony Mango
- Thursday, November 2, 2017
On the latest edition of the Fanboys Anonymous Reviewpoint podcast, host Tony Mango breaks down the hits and misses of Thor: Ragnarok.
What were the positives and negatives of Thor: Ragnarok? Did it live up to the hype or was it a disappointment?
Check out the podcast below on YouTube, iTunes, and Stitcher. Make sure to subscribe and tell us your thoughts on Thor: Ragnarok in the comments below!
THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)
DIRECTED BY
Taika Waititi
WRITTEN BY
Eric Pearson, Craig Kyle and Christopher Yost
STARRING:
Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Cate Blanchett (Hela), Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner / Hulk), Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie), Idris Elba (Heimdall), Benedict Cumberbatch (Doctor Strange), with Jeff Goldblum (Grandmaster) and Anthony Hopkins (Odin)
Imprisoned on the other side of the universe, the mighty Thor finds himself in a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against the Hulk, his former ally and fellow Avenger. Thor's quest for survival leads him in a race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home world and the Asgardian civilization.
