Tessa Violet (Fashion Model, Vlogger)
Better known as Meekakitty, former fashion model Tessa Violet became an Internet sensation after a 2007 school project that involved YouTube, and since then she's been here to stay. Continuing the vlogging whilst touring as a former fashion model, Tessa is known for humorous videos with fast cutting. Kind of like fred, but actually funny and not annoying. Her claim to fame is most likely the video Star Trek Girl that debuted on her channel in 2011 and skyrocketed her popularity. With vlogs like that and a Star Trek video, no wonder we witness Tessa joining the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament.
Melonie Mac (Gamer, Artist, YouTube Personality)
Who doesn't love the adorable Melonie Mac? This cutie partnered up with YouTube and showed us that gaming isn't just for the overweight nerds hanging in the basement talking their raids and zerg rushes. (Wow, I just said that!). She helps make gaming cool again and reviews several nerdy things we geeks have come to love. You can catche her playing League of Legends in the YouTube world live as well as in archive sessions!! The Mac Attack has definitely earned herself a spot on the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament.
So who wins this round? The Singer? Or The Gamer?
Andrea Feczko (YouTube Personality)
Amber Lee Ettinger (YouTube Personality)
So there are two things President Obama can most be remembered for by nerds: 1) Their ability to stay on their parents' healthcare so they can sit in their basement until they're 26, and two—Obama Girl! When Barack Obama made his way on to the national scene Barely Political rose to the occasion, and with their talents and Amber's beauty, "Obama Girl" was born. The role got her attention nationally and even landed her a guest spot on Saturday Night Live! There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Amber Lee Ettinger was the queen of 2008 election sketches, but will she be the 2014 Internet Goddess Champion?
So who wins the battle of the Barely Political Girls? Ke$ha's Double? Or Obama Girl?
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