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The Internet certainly has its set of stars that are world renowned. Of those stars, we've seen a rise of talented, witty, and beautiful women who have taken the Internet by storm.

Over the month of March we have truly seen madness when it comes to the world of Internet Goddesses. As the month winds down, we now enter into the FINALS. After some tough competition and nail-biting rounds, we are down to the final two ladies. They won their respective divisions and will now go head to head. Join me, Chris "The Dace Man" Dace as we look to crown the Internet Goddess of 2014!

From the eastern side of the bracket we see the lovely Australian Musician Lara De Wit move into finals after a dominating victory over vlogging legend iJustine. On the western side of the bracket, we finally had a winner emerge in the final hours after a week of back and forth. Catie Wayne, better known as Boxxy, beat out Colleen Ballinger in the final hours of voting, in what was the largest voting turn out of the entire tournament thus far. Now as these two talented and entertaining personalities square off, which one will emerge our 2014 Internet Goddess?

Lara De Wit (Musician, YouTube Personality)

Not only is she gorgeous, but she is also one of the most talented musicians on YouTube and Tour today. Lara broke onto the scene from the great continent of Australia, bringing us many renditions of our favorite video game music. Yours truly had the pleasure of interviewing Lara on The Dace Man Show to find out she is your typical down-to-Earth girl next door. Lara has successfully released a music album with fellow Internet Goddess contestant Taylor Davis as well as toured with her and many others to conventions and symphonies. Add to her brilliant musical talent her ability to throw together a costume to coincide with the music she is playing, and you now have a video that captures the hearts of nerds across the world. Lara has landed herself a spot on the Fanboys Anonymous 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament!

Lara's Record

Round 1: 54% of the votes beating Jenny Lorenzo
Heavenly Sixteen: 87% of the votes beating Laina Morris
Elegant Eight: 95% of the votes beating Jessi Smiles
Fabulous Four: 92% of the votes beating Justine Ezarik


Catie Wayne (YouTube Personality, Vlogger)

In late 2008 Catie Wayne burst onto the Internet scene with an energetic vlog under the character of Boxxy. With high energy and talking about everyday life, Boxxy took the Internet by storm, including the infamous site 4chan. Hers was a character that was so unique it hooked the attention of the Internet audience. Boxxy was one of the original Internet phenomenons and generated a lot of attention both positive and negative. Without a doubt she has secured a spot on the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament.


Catie's Record

Round 1: 97% of the votes beating Chet Seigel
Heavenly Sixteen: 83% of the votes beating Lindsey Stirling
Elegant Eight: 65% of the votes beating Taylor Davis
Fabulous Four: 59% of the votes beating Colleen Ballinger

So the time has finally come: Who will wear the tiara of Internet Goddess? Lara de Wit? Or Boxxy?

surveys & polls

Voting goes up until Monday March 31st, and make sure you tune into The Dace Man Show LIVE! April 2, 2014 on Mega Powers Radio, where we will announce on air the winner of the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament!

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