Fanboys, we have come to the Elegant Eight! In the Heavenly Sixteen we saw Jessi Smiles narrowly escape the round with a win over Ciji Thornton. Also in that round we saw the lovely Lara De Wit take a commanding win over Liana Morris. This week as we enter the Elegant Eight, we see the voice of Vine take on the Australian music machine! Check out the tale of the tape and vote for the Elegant Eight!
Jessi Smiles (Vine & YouTube Personality)
Ever heard of a thing called Vine? If you have, then you most likely know Jessi Smiles. Also known as Jessica Vazquez, Jessi has blown up our Vines with several 30-second clips that will make you giggle each time. She has since broadened her horizons to a YouTube channel as well as appearing in an Epic Rap Battles of History video as Joan of Arc. Recently, Jessi has been caught up in some controversy with fellow Vine-er and ex-boyfriend Curtis Lepore. Although these days most people are focused on the controversy and have effectively taken sides in the war between the two parties, we here at Fanboys Anonymous remain neutral and choose to recognize Vazquez for her Internet accomplishments. Besides, this is a tournament of the nerds, so you guys decide. Is Jessi Smiles worthy of the 2014 Internet Goddess Award?
Lara De Wit (Musician, YouTube Personality)
Not only is she gorgeous, but she is also one of the most talented musicians on YouTube and Tour today. Lara broke onto the scene from the great continent of Australia, bringing us many renditions of our favorite video game music. Yours truly had the pleasure of interviewing Lara on The Dace Man Show to find out she is your typical down-to-Earth girl next door. Lara has successfully released a music album with fellow Internet Goddess contestant Taylor Davis as well as toured with her and many others to conventions and symphonies. Add to her brilliant musical talent her ability to throw together a costume to coincide with the music she is playing, and you now have a video that captures the hearts of nerds across the world. Lara has landed herself a spot on the Fanboys Anonymous 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament!
So who advances to the Fabulous Four?!?
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