Hey Hey Hey Dace-Fans!!!!!
Yours truly is back, but this time, stepping out of his nerd kingdom and into the land of babes!!
Maxim released their Top 100 Hottest Women of 2013 list, so I figured I would break them down (or at least the top 10).
But first thing's first, I would like to take a moment to tell you MY choices of who I would have picked for the Top 10 Hottest Women of 2013...
- Natalie Portman
- Hayden Panettiere
- Lacey Chabert
- Jennette McCurdy
- Ashley Tisdale
- Sara Jean Underwood
- Candice Bailey
- Kaley Cuoco
- Scarlett Johansson
- Blake Lively
10. Elisha Cuthbert
The Girl Next Door herself! This gorgeous blonde from 24 and Happy Endings in a fapable swimsuit? Too much, I know. Take your time staring at this picture whilst I move on to the next lovely lady!!
9. Vanessa Hudgens
It's time to visit the first of our four former Disney Channel stars. Think about that, you pedophiles! The star from High School Musical and current...well I don't know what she does, but she's nice to look at so...look....then move on with me to number 8!!
8. Kate Upton
I don't know who this chick is, but she's got huge knockers.
7. Ashley Tisdale
Coming in at number 7, and in my opinion the hottest girl on the Maxim's Top 10, is the lovely, talented, gorgeous, insert more adjectives ASHLEY TISDALE!! I'm gonna hang out here for a bit, but you can run ahead to 6 if you want...
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Knowing what you did last summer is her claim to fame, but still going strong and being incredibly gorgeous is none other than 90's heartthrob Jennifer Love Hewitt. Gentlemen (and maybe some ladies) fap and move on....we're heading to the top 5!!!
5. Jennifer Lawrence
She's beautiful both in a shade of white or a shade of blue. Hunger is not her problem when it comes to this smoking hot mutant.
4. Mila Kunis
To me, this is a shocker, because she has been in the hearts of many, many men since the 70s. Stare...but not too hard.
A woman who loves the way you lie and is glutton for punishment...and seems to not give a damn about her ass being all over the place.
2. Selena Gomez
How damn good is Disney at picking out future hotties? In Number 2, another girl I'm not much aware of, but is pretty to look at.
1. Miley Cyrus
And noooooooooow for number one!!!! Miss Hannah Montana herself Miley "I'm clearly a badass now because of my Brigitte Nelson haircut" Cyrus. Stare you Fanboys!!! You Picked her. Look at it...LOOK AT IT!!!
So yeah there it is the Maxim 2013 Hot 100!! As always, check back regularly to see what Chris "The Dace Man" Dace is looking at. And no, it's not just porn...well, maybe in this case...as well as all other writers here at Fanboys Anonymous.
So for the Few, the Proud, and of course the Dacetacular, grab a beer (or in this case, begin your eye-rape) and check out what's going on here in the Dace-Sphere. See ya next time!